Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-04 at 2:56 AM UTC in fuck space jam
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   SpectraL is always going to think he's right. Which is why he will never learn.
2. 2015-09-04 at 2:14 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I dislike the concept of presents more than celebrating the event. Celebrating is harmless, materialism is harmful.

   Sorry you feel that way. Can I have your presents?
3. 2015-09-04 at 1:56 AM UTC in ATTN: Everyone
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Not true. False. Complete bullshit.

   Here ya go Specky boy, go have good dial up BBS party and don't come back.
4. 2015-09-04 at 1:49 AM UTC in ITT: Give me a boner
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Here's ur boner kid.
5. 2015-09-04 at 1:43 AM UTC in ITT: Give me a boner
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   Im not looking to wack my mole. Im looking to stiffen my griffin.
   
   Give me a boner you bastards!
6. 2015-09-04 at 1:25 AM UTC in The Spectarded Thread: Pre-Email Edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ITT SpectraL posts all his half-baked truths.
7. 2015-09-04 at 1:20 AM UTC in ATTN: Everyone
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   This actually is true. Spectral just cant handle the truth so he is resorting to trying to rewrite history by saying that there was no email before the early 2000's which is a patently false statement as email has been around for longer than I have been a living breathing human person.

   QFT
8. 2015-09-04 at 1:04 AM UTC in ITT: Give me a boner
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   boner status: flaccid.
9. 2015-09-04 at 1:03 AM UTC in ATTN: Everyone
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   You idiot, most Dial Up BBS services in the 80's offered email service. Just because you were a n00b then and didn't know doesn't change that.

   
   This actually is true. Spectral just cant handle the truth so he is resorting to trying to rewrite history by saying that there was no email before the early 2000's which is a patently false statement as email has been around for longer than I have been a living breathing human person.
10. 2015-09-04 at 12 AM UTC in ATTN: Everyone
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Yeah, it had been invented, but nobody used it.

    You idiot, most Dial Up BBS services in the 80's offered email service. Just because you were a n00b then and didn't know doesn't change that.
11. 2015-09-03 at 11:48 PM UTC in WTF Was this guy's user name?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    yeah because she drank his starbucks or something.

    Yup, now I remember. Shit, why did I ever started. posting in this F Troop.
12. 2015-09-03 at 11:46 PM UTC in ATTN: Everyone
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oh, and yet again you are wrong SpectraL, Ray Tomlinson is credited with inventing email in 1972. By 1974 there were hundreds of military users of email because ARPANET eventually encouraged it. http://mashable.com/2012/09/20/evolution-email/
13. 2015-09-03 at 11:11 PM UTC in ATTN: Everyone
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Actually, during Totse's golden period, there was no Google at all. No search engines whatsoever. No such thing as e-mail. No web browsers. No WWW. It was only when those things arrived, way later, that things started to spiral out of control, like a fated sparrow hurtling from the sky with only one viable wing. Warnings and prophecies were made, but the nay-sayers won the day. Now where are the naysayers? Gone. Gone with the wind. Just like Totse.

    Nobody but you cares.
14. 2015-09-03 at 10:23 PM UTC in New Profile Picture
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I don't use a nightstand, and I don't use glasses for anything but drinking out of.

    So where do you keep your teeth when they're not in your mouth?
15. 2015-09-03 at 10:22 PM UTC in WTF Was this guy's user name?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    it was LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery or something equally faggish, iirc

    That was it. Didn't he beat up his mom for that photo op?
16. 2015-09-03 at 10:19 PM UTC in fuck space jam
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    Shut up and learn for a change. One can be said to have upped the ante or one can be said to have anted up, but only a toothless meth addict says ante upped.

    ante See definition in Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary Syllabification: an·te Pronunciation: /ˈan(t)ē/ Definition of ante in English: noun A stake put up by a player in poker and similar games before receiving cards. EXAMPLE SENTENCES verb (antes, anteing, anted) (ante something up) Back to top  1Put up an amount as an ante in poker and similar games. EXAMPLE SENTENCES 1.1North American informal Pay an amount of money in advance: he anted up $925,000 of his own money

    http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/ante
17. 2015-09-03 at 9:55 PM UTC in fuck space jam
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    The point isn't whether it's an idiom or not, we already know it is, you mouth-breathing ape. The point is that the proper term is, "ante upped", not "anted up".

    Except for one thing, I have already proven the opposite.
18. 2015-09-03 at 9:53 PM UTC in Darth Beaver Fan Club Contest
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Pull my finger.

    
19. 2015-09-03 at 9:45 PM UTC in New Profile Picture
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    My teeth are totally fine…

    Are you sure? Have. You checked the glass on your nightstand?
20. 2015-09-03 at 9:42 PM UTC in WTF Was this guy's user name?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I think it was "your moms a gay whore" I /thread