Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-04 at 2:51 PM UTC in WTF Was this guy's user name?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm pretty sure that's LSD.
2. 2015-09-04 at 2:49 PM UTC in Wrong amount of folks online
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I get kicked out when close my browser but that's because i don't keep cookies beyond sessions.

   Me neither they get stale and make the milk taste funny if you keep them any longer than one session.
3. 2015-09-04 at 2:45 PM UTC in fuck space jam
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   I used it as a noun, you flat-faced queer. Pay attention.

   Are sure? Let's examine that shall we?

   They have a fake Lanny, too. This one is still a girl and hasn't ante upped yet.

   In your second sentence the noun is pronoun referenced in your first sentence with the proper noun Lanny. The action taken by the noun in the second sentence is "ante upped". You used it a verb you toothless alley dwelling meth dweeb.
4. 2015-09-04 at 2:31 PM UTC in SpectraL Has His Own Urban Dictionary Entry
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   C'mon, now. You're just jealous.

   Oddly what? Toothless Joe wouldn't be jealous of you.
5. 2015-09-04 at 2:26 PM UTC in ATTN: Everyone
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   It's dumb ass, not dumnbass, you dumb ass. If you were on FidoNET, sure, but we are not talking about FidoNET or one single provider. Get your facts straight, n00b.

   We're talking about dial up BBS and the fact that email was widely in use on that platform by the time hunter started Totse. Echomail, netmail, and email all worked together you dumbass. Oh, and actually it's dum-bass. you dumbass. http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/dumb-ass
6. 2015-09-04 at 2:17 PM UTC in SpectraL Has His Own Urban Dictionary Entry
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   … and lifelike action figures for sale.

   Complete with removable teeth?
7. 2015-09-04 at 1:44 PM UTC in SpectraL Has His Own Urban Dictionary Entry
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   It's been there since 09. Who knew... 4 410 02

   Spectard Special Tard A tard that chooses to mess things up so badly they go beyond the standard Tard definition. Oh man, you messed that job up so badly I can't even figure out how to fix it. You realy are a spectard.

   http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Spectard
8. 2015-09-04 at 1:13 PM UTC in ATTN: Everyone
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Those are current, active, modern BBS sites, you ham-fisted goon. Of course they offer e-mail. But the BBS sites of the '80's didn't.

   Do you remember echomail dumnbass?
9. 2015-09-04 at 12:30 PM UTC in ATTN: Everyone
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Those are current, active, modern BBS sites, you ham-fisted goon. Of course they offer e-mail. But the BBS sites of the '80's didn't.

   Just because you weren't aware of email then doesn't mean the sysops didnt offer it.
10. 2015-09-04 at 12:20 PM UTC in fuck space jam
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    If you're going to use ante as the verb, "upped" is the past participal of the verb, which is totally kosher. inb4udontscareme

    If you're going to use ante as the verb, "upped" is the past participal of the verb, which is totally kosher. inb4udontscareme

    You ignorant moron you're the one who used ante as. a verb to start with when you attempted to say anted up by saying ante upped.
11. 2015-09-04 at 9:23 AM UTC in ATTN: Everyone
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yes they did, Stop trying to lie your way out of this. Own up to being wrong. It is quite liberating.
12. 2015-09-04 at 8:53 AM UTC in ITT: Give me a boner
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    still nothing. And I read the entire fucking story :(
    
    
    
13. 2015-09-04 at 8:32 AM UTC in Was "I have Ashley's address" saga the cringefest of the year?
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    It was pretty fuckin cringey. And I have my doubts it will play out like the post aboce. I mean, if you are looking for this to be the "most epic pwn ever" you have a lot of fucking work to do because you have bitched out quite a bit in this whole "saga".
    
    If you really want her to know how much you love her you must kill her family and or pets.
14. 2015-09-04 at 7:46 AM UTC in Ellie Goulding + MATH
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Where is the math nigga?
15. 2015-09-04 at 7:01 AM UTC in WTF Was this guy's user name?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    yeah because she drank his starbucks or something.

    
    kekin @ the punching mom in the face for drinking his coffee reference
    
    10/10 thread, wood nastolgia agian.
16. 2015-09-04 at 6:58 AM UTC in Fuck Delicious Cheese Roll Up
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This is one I learned from muh bitch.
    
    Take a tortillia an start frying that fucker.
    
    Spread some cheese all oer dad nigga
    (I liek to put halapenos and hawt salsa on 4 a zing)
    
    fry dad shit up an roll it in a tube. Den fry a little longer an you got a tasty cheesy delight.
    
    Also drunk as fuck
    
    ****BONIS RESIPEE!!!****
    Rum n coke
    
    go to the neighboring appartment building and get a coke from they vending machine
    
    pour some Black Seal into a cup with some ice
    
    decide u poored 2 much and try poor some back in duh bottle
    
    fuck up and spull rum on duh floor.
    
    top that shit off with ur rum
    
    drink it with the cheese roll up and you have a good ass nite.
    
17. 2015-09-04 at 6:53 AM UTC in I fuck so much my left hip is dislocated and constantly hurting
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    EMT basic here. Ready for full body physical when you are. Would be keks if you actually had something and I diagnosed you :P though you would need to undergo a "real" procedure for confirmation.
18. 2015-09-04 at 3:50 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Sorry, I don't celebrate birthdays and don't really like the concept, although I do see the value of interpersonal intertemporal coordination (Third time I've used this term if Lanny was right about me using it once before the last time I used it.). It would likely trigger a profound sense of melancholy if someone made a serious effort due to my capacity for empathy and socialization being so broken/absent, my inability to feel anything genuine towards it despite wanting to, to give the reaction they would want.

    I used to work with this girl who was a Jehovah's witness and she got mad as fuck when we wished her happy birthday.
19. 2015-09-04 at 3:47 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    More like the socially retarded thread amirite?
20. 2015-09-04 at 2:58 AM UTC in ATTN: Everyone
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Boys…. Boys boys boys!!! keep it cool!

    Stay out of this.