Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-02 at 4:30 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   There is this qt slut at work who wants to fuck me. I didn't realize how fucking slutty she is until she started texting me shit like "I wish I had a dick in my mouth and one in my ass." She's only 19 but she started sending me tit pics and shit so I had to block her number. I'm not going to fuck with her anymore, but it was a nice confidence boost to have someone crave my dick. I wish Butch was 10% as cock hungry as this bitch is. My wife only gets thirsty and wants to get tied down when she is shitfaced drunk. *sigh* You'll always wonder about the road not taken.
2. 2015-09-02 at 3:56 AM UTC in pot smokers are arrogant pricks
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   exacerbated drug use > exacerbated pot use

   Keep telling youself those lies and it will lead to a lifetime of bad decisions.
3. 2015-09-02 at 3:55 AM UTC in when is shit gonna get good again?
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   This place is 10 times better than rdfn and I have socks that are better than Arnox's abomination.
4. 2015-09-02 at 2:55 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   woah, you actually made me laugh, dark rodent. hell must be freezing over

   That's because I forgot to pay gas bill.
5. 2015-09-02 at 2:28 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I'm not sure how much of my extreme anergia is an endogenous deficit and how much is driven by a complete inability to find meaning in anything, experience pleasure, and therefore be driven toward anything. I don't even enjoy the most basic pleasures/comforts, food, warmth, nature, an inability to ever experience relaxation, and other people have become a type of hell.

   
6. 2015-09-02 at 12:26 AM UTC in Arnox is Lurking
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7. 2015-09-02 at 12:16 AM UTC in Bill Krozby's thread of scientific Inquiry
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   TLDW
8. 2015-09-01 at 10:38 PM UTC in Arnox is Lurking
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   [SIZE=72px]FUCK MORMONS[/SIZE]

   Shut up, Jose Smith Jr. was a true visionary., m"kay!
9. 2015-09-01 at 8:50 PM UTC in -=TTFN=-
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   I miss mizled.

   
   
   insert a shitty pun about mizzing mizled and it's like she's still here
10. 2015-09-01 at 8:35 PM UTC in I have high blood pressure and I'm going to die.
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    when I went to pick up my fake heroin and meth the other day I tested my blood pressure and found my systolic to be 152 which is beyond high. I asked the pharmacist and she seemed gravely concerned, saying there's no reason why mine should be that high with my relatively chiseled body and looking relatively young. Chances are it's from drinking, smoking, drugging, eating barfood and general stress. It could be repressed anger too, I dunno, I feel fine occasionally so it's probably nothing
11. 2015-09-01 at 7:28 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    I stole the freaking cutest pair of nikes ever for my new little nephew. I kinda love the fact his first pair of shoes is some nikes I took. He's guna be the most balllin' kid in my town.
12. 2015-09-01 at 6:42 PM UTC in Arnox is Lurking
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    apparently when I made this account I noticed Arnox online and sent him a PM with the title "Hi, from your secret admirer" and I assume the body was "haha kill yourself" or something equally immature. Anyways I just saw he sent me a pm and strangely enough I see this thread, I guess I was ahead of the curve the minute I made an account. Eat dragon dix, Arnox is actually still pretty funny
13. 2015-09-01 at 6:22 PM UTC in Arnox is Lurking
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Bling bling is posting over at into sanctuary. Someone make an account and send him a pm to come join us here.
14. 2015-09-01 at 6:19 PM UTC in Bill Krozby's thread of scientific Inquiry
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    I have never personally been to a Chillis resturaunt but I can be quite sure they exist. If your defense is "I've never talked to Christopher Columbus" you just gained 500 moron points.
15. 2015-09-01 at 5:53 PM UTC in Bill Krozby's thread of scientific Inquiry
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    how so?

    
    See post 8
16. 2015-09-01 at 5:21 PM UTC in Bill Krozby's thread of scientific Inquiry
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You are a fucking moron.
17. 2015-09-01 at 3:35 PM UTC in Arnox is Lurking
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I'll get the spears ready.

    Spears are old school, the modern solution comes in a convenient tasty hot sauce.
18. 2015-09-01 at 3:24 PM UTC in Welcome Faggots (rules and updates on site features)
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    … but it is also true that people should be smart enough to keep their shit off the Net.

    They sure should... https://www.facebook.com/smashnukem?ref=br_rs&__nodl&_rdr https://m.soundcloud.com/will-taggart
19. 2015-09-01 at 3:09 PM UTC in Arnox is Lurking
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20. 2015-09-01 at 2:25 PM UTC in I have high blood pressure and I'm going to die.
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    That's good, i don't need annual check ups but i have familial too high cholesterol and heart disease runs in the family so i figured i might as well get it checked out now and save myself the trouble in the future.

    The more you know...