Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-03 at 9:08 PM UTC in ITT: Give me a boner
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Just like the title says. The first post to make me pop a hard one wins.
   
   GO!
2. 2015-09-03 at 8:33 PM UTC in WTF Was this guy's user name?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Brandon_Quintana_5500097/
3. 2015-09-03 at 8:25 PM UTC in Darth Beaver Fan Club Contest
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Cmon guys rhetoric contest ends in less than 36 hours. Time to break out the big guns.
4. 2015-09-03 at 8:19 PM UTC in New Profile Picture
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Don't make free-standing jokes.

   Try saying that 5 times real fast with your teeth in.
5. 2015-09-03 at 8:15 PM UTC in fuck space jam
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What you are referring to you inbred moron is called an idiom and I have already posted the correct idiom. Is not my fault you not only don't know how to drum you don't know how to speak.
6. 2015-09-03 at 8:06 PM UTC in fuck space jam
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   An uneducated idiot wrote the Free Dictionary. Enough said. http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/upped

   You really are an idiot you just posted the definition for a completely different word.
7. 2015-09-03 at 8:05 PM UTC in New Profile Picture
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   It was a fangakai joke, retard.

   You're quoting fantastic and calling me the retard?
8. 2015-09-03 at 7:56 PM UTC in fuck space jam
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   No, it is not "anted up", you silly little shit. It is "ante upped". That is the Queen's English, pardner.

   ante up something to give money or something of value She refused to ante up the personal and financial information that she was asked to provide. Every member of the team anted up $50 to pay for equipment.

   http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/anted

9. 2015-09-03 at 7:37 PM UTC in Spice
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   McCormick?
10. 2015-09-03 at 7:35 PM UTC in New Profile Picture
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Don't use phones. … flashback

    What do you telecommunicate with, anal smoke signals?
11. 2015-09-03 at 7:32 PM UTC in I can't post as fast as I want to
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    With threads like this he needs an anchor.
12. 2015-09-03 at 6:24 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm getting good.
13. 2015-09-03 at 5:42 PM UTC in A snake coming out of a rectum
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This might be an interesting self defends idea. If someone tries to fuck with me, or tries to fuck me I'll deploy my anus snake and it will bite them.
14. 2015-09-03 at 5:38 PM UTC in Had another spice overdose
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    One time I had a spic overdose in my senior year of high school. I was feeling crazy woozy so I went and laid on my bed. The second I closed my eyes I was transported to some Hindu Krishna mandala temple. I saw some crazy shit and had a vision of my then girlfriend. I hated her so I was like fuck this and woke up. The I was fine.
    
    It was a very odd experience...
15. 2015-09-03 at 4:24 PM UTC in The Temple Of Sickness
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Your only insult is that people aren't scary. Lol are you that autistic?

    He is.

    You don't scare me.

    See, I told you so.
16. 2015-09-03 at 4:18 PM UTC in I can't post as fast as I want to
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    @OP lrn2fisix
17. 2015-09-03 at 3:43 PM UTC in I can't post as fast as I want to
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    there's no inertia in space and niggers are lazy

    Wrong, even and space objects resist changes in their state of motion unless acted upon by an outside force. Newton is everywhere
18. 2015-09-03 at 2:38 PM UTC in A snake coming out of a rectum
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm just gonna lick my screen whenever I want to thank something
19. 2015-09-03 at 2:37 PM UTC in I can't post as fast as I want to
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    there's no inertia in space and niggers are lazy
20. 2015-09-03 at 2:36 PM UTC in Tell me something weird about yourself.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Will someone please kill Unwyred already? No matter what anyone says, that faggot made this thread