Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-04 at 11:39 PM UTC in People Who Don't know The Rules Of Driving...
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   Failbook
2. 2015-09-04 at 9:59 PM UTC in WTF Was this guy's user name?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Well the articles were, without exception, leftist propaganda, and when pressed, he could not and/or would not back these articles up with any substance, which was pretty infuriating.

   I would have thought that would be satisfying to a right thinking individual.
3. 2015-09-04 at 9:57 PM UTC in fuck space jam
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   You're on one. You can't fool this guy, pardner.

   Nope, I'm on the WiFi at the Finish Line Saloon ATM you are wrong again spectard.
4. 2015-09-04 at 9:55 PM UTC in SpectraL Has His Own Urban Dictionary Entry
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I still have a pic of the REAL SlaveoftheBeast.

   Do you sleep with it under your pillow.
5. 2015-09-04 at 9:09 PM UTC in fuck space jam
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Your proxy is fucking up your quotes.

   Don't use proxies here, there is no need to without you on the staff.
6. 2015-09-04 at 9:07 PM UTC in WTF Was this guy's user name?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I remember we lost a hell of a lot of users that week. People were like, WTF??… a mod of our Zoklet is a mother beating loser? Nowayy! I'm outta here. And that was that. We never heard from or saw those people again.

   Yeah, no that never happened.
7. 2015-09-04 at 9:05 PM UTC in SpectraL Has His Own Urban Dictionary Entry
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   tl/dr

   First your teeth and now your attention span? Sad, so sad...
8. 2015-09-04 at 9:01 PM UTC in I thought i could trust you guys
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lolz u thought you could trust em with pi when the last community got shut down because of pi leaks? You really are as dumb as you look.
   
   Also you didn't have to talk to them. Just shut the door in their face you tard.
9. 2015-09-04 at 8:51 PM UTC in I thought i could trust you guys
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   no hes not he doesnt have my number or adress you stupid faggot tuck

   Or does he?
10. 2015-09-04 at 8:43 PM UTC in Mobile Site Limitations
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    Bump?
11. 2015-09-04 at 8:42 PM UTC in fuck space jam
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    [FONT= ][FONT=Arial]Lesson 7, N+IV Sentences - I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream:[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT= ][FONT=Arial]This sentence pattern consists of a Subject Noun and an Intransitive Verb. We have explained Subject Nouns in other lessons, but have only touched on Intransitive Verbs. The name itself means it cannot carry action across the sentence from the Subject to an Object. That means that the action stops with the verb. [SIZE=2]Examples: I sleep. We think. My mother wonders. My father relaxes. [/SIZE][SIZE=3]The subject performs the action and generally is the only one affected by it. [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT= ][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]BUT, most sentences with Intransitive Verbs contain other words in addition to the subject and the verb. These extra words will either describe the subject more fully or tell when, where, why or how the action took place. Look at the following example.[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT]
    

    • [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]John sings. (This is complete and correct as it stands, but it does not tell us very much.)[/SIZE][/FONT]
    • [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]John sings every Sunday. (Now we know when John sings.)[/SIZE][/FONT]
    • [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]John sings every Sunday in church. (Now we know when and where John sings.)[/SIZE][/FONT]
    • [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]John sings with the choir every Sunday in church. (This gives us an idea of why he sings.)[/SIZE][/FONT]

    [FONT= ][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]These additional words certainly tell us more about John's singing, but they do not change the fact that the original, basic sentence is [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]John sings. [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]Here are some more examples.[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT]
    

    • [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]We swim. Fish jump. Most children laugh. Too many trucks crash. Authors write. Pythons swallow. [/SIZE][/FONT]

    [FONT= ][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]These examples include some verbs that can be both Intransitive and Transitive, depending on how they are used and what other elements are in the sentence. Notice the differences.[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT]
    

    • [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]We swim in the pool. (intransitive - no object to receive the action) We swim ten laps in the pool. (transitive - 'laps' tells us what we swim)[/SIZE][/FONT]
    • [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]Authors write. (intransitive) Authors write novels. (transitive)[/SIZE][/FONT]
    • [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]Pythons swallow. (intransitive) Pythons swallow their prey. (transitive)[/SIZE][/FONT]

    [FONT= ][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]With each of the Intransitive sentences, if we ask , "We swim what? Authors write what? Pythons swallow what?", there is no answer within the sentence[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]. [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]With the other sentences, if we ask, "We swim what?" the answer is right there - laps. "Authors write what? novels. Pythons swallow what? their prey." That is the way you determine if a verb is transitive or intransitive. A sentence with a transitive verb will provide an answer to the what/whom question, while a sentence with an intransitive verb can only answer "where?" or "when?" or "Why?" or "How?".[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT]

    None of supports "ante upped".
12. 2015-09-04 at 8:39 PM UTC in SpectraL Has His Own Urban Dictionary Entry
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    No way you're touching my action figure's bum. >:c(

    Just like you, your action figure is all bum. It's lifelike don't forget.
13. 2015-09-04 at 8:37 PM UTC in I thought i could trust you guys
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    Arnox must be recruiting.
14. 2015-09-04 at 7:50 PM UTC in WTF Was this guy's user name?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I'm pretty sure it was that guy I chased off Megakush/twin gats

    Nobody runs from you.
15. 2015-09-04 at 6:55 PM UTC in SpectraL Has His Own Urban Dictionary Entry
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    motivational cassettes

    
    How many shekles for these?
16. 2015-09-04 at 5:17 PM UTC in fuck space jam
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    word

    Now we just have to get you up to speed on email.
17. 2015-09-04 at 4:38 PM UTC in fuck space jam
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    I will have the last word. word

    Thanks for playing, as usual though your answer was incorrect.
18. 2015-09-04 at 3:56 PM UTC in ATTN: Everyone
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    No it was not. In fact, "e-mail", as we know it now, didn't come into play until the '90's. Lots of people had versions of what one might call e-mail, but there was no e-mail system of the kind we use today.

    Yes there was you spectard. It has been established ITT that email was in widespread use before Totse.
19. 2015-09-04 at 3:50 PM UTC in fuck space jam
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Took you long enough to pick up on that one, you one-potato-chip-short-of-a-full-bag-retard.

    You fuck up so much who has the time to read it all?
20. 2015-09-04 at 3:14 PM UTC in fuck space jam
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    The point is this, retard: ante, is a word upped, is a word ante-upped is the joining of these two words to form the conjunction There can be no debate.

    There are only seven coordinating conjunctions and 25 subcoordinating conjunctions in English. Coordinating Conjunctions : And Or But Nor So For Yet Subordinating Conjunctions: After Although As As If As Long As Because Before Even If Even Though If Once Provided Since So That That Though Till Unless Until What When Whenever Wherever Whether While Sorry Spectard, but I don't see ante upped in the list.