Has Dumpster Slut Made It Here

1. 2015-10-05 at 5:16 PM UTC

   #21
   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   I will pay one of you to find Bill Krozby and silence him. permanently.
2. 2015-10-05 at 7:44 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I will pay one of you to find Bill Krozby and silence him. permanently.

   How much, and would burning off his tongue and fingers slowly with a Bic lighter meet the metrics of the contract?