Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-22 at 6:46 PM UTC in Your mom is so homeless
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Your mom is so fat she didn't fit in this joke.
2. 2015-09-22 at 5:52 PM UTC in Morality and Law
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Then let's just follow the Ten Commandments and abolish all other laws; call it good. XD

   That's too many rules. You only need one.

   
   "An ye harm none, do what thou wilt"

   
   

   
   
3. 2015-09-22 at 5:44 PM UTC in Are flies jedis?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Flies can't be jedi. They eat pork. Hell, they eat pork shit.
4. 2015-09-22 at 5:42 PM UTC in WHO'S THAT POKÉMON!?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   We must battle to the death.

   
   [FONT=georgia][SIZE=14px]Choose your weapon…
   
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5. 2015-09-22 at 4:10 PM UTC in WHO'S THAT POKÉMON!?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Or what? :p
6. 2015-09-22 at 2:59 PM UTC in Your mom is so homeless
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ITT SpectraL tells another urban legend like he was there when it happened.
7. 2015-09-22 at 1:44 PM UTC in "Welcome to Zoklet!"
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   dr

   Of course you read it. That's just stupid. No optimism just stupid.
8. 2015-09-22 at 1:41 PM UTC in **OFFICIAL RANDOM THOUGHTS POEMS AND RAMBLINGS THREAD**
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i stepped on a lego
9. 2015-09-22 at 1:35 PM UTC in "Welcome to Zoklet!"
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Uhhh… yes.

   Optimistic sort I see, stupid but optimistic.
10. 2015-09-22 at 1 PM UTC in Do you use Chrome?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I tried it on Opera. If you hover or click the link, it crashes the page and makes you have to reload the page.

    Now try it on a real computer.
11. 2015-09-22 at 12:56 PM UTC in WHO'S THAT POKÉMON!?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    can it rodent

    Either there's an echo in here or now there are two retards stuck on auto post.
12. 2015-09-22 at 12:54 PM UTC in Common denominator among totse/zoklet/NiS users.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    shut it rodent

    
13. 2015-09-22 at 12:52 PM UTC in WHO'S THAT POKÉMON!?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    can it rodent

    Are you sitting in your little room thinking if you keep typing that every time I post it will hurt me?
14. 2015-09-22 at 12:51 PM UTC in It's 11PM CST and all of you faggots are offline.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    whimpy wimpy whimpers

    You're a pathetic fail troll.
15. 2015-09-22 at 12:49 PM UTC in **OFFICIAL RANDOM THOUGHTS POEMS AND RAMBLINGS THREAD**
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    shut it rodent

    Your material is lacking a second act child.
16. 2015-09-22 at 12:48 PM UTC in It's 13:37 my time currently.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    so edgy!

    So original
17. 2015-09-22 at 12:38 PM UTC in Nice website
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    or i will pistol whip your bitchass

    So in other words nothing.
18. 2015-09-22 at 12:32 PM UTC in Are flies jedis?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    When one of those little fuckers sits down near me and then I see him rubbing his little hands together schemingly. That's a jedi right there. I was thinking what religion different insects follow, and as I lay in bed in agony from being bitten by hundreds of mosquitos, I decided that mosquitos follow Ä°slam. This morning I went cow tipping and chokeholded the niggerest cow, I made him speak english ''be.........my............savior'' and then I stopped because a cows existence is miserable. Like you play the game of life and you get dealt the card ''you will spend your only chance at existence as a cow''. Do they even watersports plebian? Don't you sometimes wonder what I want, don't you sometimes think I just want your............................cunt. Women have udders and should be treated accordingly. I preach it.
    
19. 2015-09-22 at 12:23 PM UTC in Do you go outside?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The highest pleasure is listening to album with naked baby on it
    
    
20. 2015-09-22 at 12:22 PM UTC in Do you go outside?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Normie fag don't post here