Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-22 at 12:13 PM UTC in "Welcome to Zoklet!"
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   You're behaving like a 5 year old child, dude.

   Did you think "Ha, I got him now!" when you clicked "Post Reply"?
2. 2015-09-22 at 12:09 PM UTC in A question for malice concerning rats
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   "the possibility heavy breathing rats of of normal intelligence"
   
   really??

   If drunken typos is all you got then you got nothin'.
3. 2015-09-22 at 8:54 AM UTC in Do you go outside?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No, too busy memorizing the Voynich manuscript.
4. 2015-09-22 at 7:26 AM UTC in more starter fluid trip reports
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   bye bye brain cells
5. 2015-09-22 at 7:20 AM UTC in Which niggas stay fit?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Right now, I don't do shit to work out and probably have a pretty poor dietary regimen. I occasionally do some tai chi movement and meditation but I dont get active other than the occasional round of disc golf. I am a smoker which doesn't help my physique and am working on cutting back so I am hoping to eventually just cut it out. I rarely eat three meals a day and tend to go a little too hard on the little debbies.
   
   So I am thinking of ways to stay fit with the impending apocalypse rolling in and all. Hearing everyone on the internet say that society is going to collapse puts things in perspective so now I am hoping to get in the fit fighting shape. This means that ill have to start being active. I am probably going to start lightly. Keep curbing my smoking and working towards eating three well rounded meals a day. Bump up the tai chi or maybe replace it with ba gua. Build endurance and strength through running and lifting shit. Hell maybe ill even do some motherfucking obstacle course shit.
   
   So niggas, which ones among you stay in shape? And how do you do it?
6. 2015-09-22 at 6:43 AM UTC in Challenge for Sophie
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Sup Fed? How mission control?
7. 2015-09-22 at 5:06 AM UTC in Hey Dark Rodent?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   how much money have you lost so far investing in gold?
8. 2015-09-22 at 3:37 AM UTC in "Welcome to Zoklet!"
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Something.. something.. something.
   
   * now we're Conan O'Brians.

   Something something something I know more something something
9. 2015-09-22 at 3:22 AM UTC in **OFFICIAL RANDOM THOUGHTS POEMS AND RAMBLINGS THREAD**
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   [FONT=Times New Roman]No teeth nor hair to see[/FONT]
   
   [FONT=Times New Roman]Can't beat the gludious maximus man[/FONT]
   
   [FONT=Times New Roman]He drank the foam of the deep blue sea [/FONT]
   
   [FONT=Times New Roman]And must now eat his meals out of a can[/FONT]
10. 2015-09-22 at 3:09 AM UTC in What's With The Hair
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    That's totally gross.

    

    
    
11. 2015-09-22 at 3:07 AM UTC in "Welcome to Zoklet!"
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Something, something.. not scared… something.. shut your yap hole.. something.

    Something something turnip...
12. 2015-09-22 at 3:04 AM UTC in Do you use Chrome?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
    
    A Chinese browser
    
    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
13. 2015-09-22 at 2:59 AM UTC in Nice website
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    shut it rodent lol

    Or what?
14. 2015-09-22 at 2 AM UTC in I'm dressing up as an axe murdere for halloween.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    A cunning plan.
15. 2015-09-22 at 1:59 AM UTC in Nice website
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Totse is dead, M'kay!
16. 2015-09-22 at 12:54 AM UTC in Common denominator among totse/zoklet/NiS users.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    can it beaver

    
17. 2015-09-22 at 12:51 AM UTC in It's 13:37 my time currently.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    i prefer alovera beaver man

    
18. 2015-09-22 at 12:48 AM UTC in I'm dressing up as an axe murdere for halloween.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    So I guess your moving to Russia on 01NOV15?
19. 2015-09-22 at 12:10 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Malice with your brain you could go far.
20. 2015-09-22 at 12:07 AM UTC in more starter fluid trip reports
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i did that once when i was like 16, it was really strong. i was looking down on my body which was sitting there on a bench thing then the grass started growing in these mario powerup bursts and i could hear a bunch of static and popping noises. then i had a really bad headache and felt dirty