Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-10-09 at 8:14 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Goddamnit, stop trying to use benzos responsibly, you aren't wired for it, I speak from experience. Never lost a job due to them thankfully but they still fucked my life up plenty every time I convinced myself I could "do it right this time".

   
   At the time I was drunk and thought it was a good idea.
   
   Man the police called me a fucking idiot last night, all they seem to do is abuse me. I feel black.
2. 2015-10-09 at 8:11 AM UTC in Can dropping your phone cause signal decay?
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3. 2015-10-09 at 5:42 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   What kind of gun are you looking to buy?

   
   I dont know, my other personality went to sleep a couple hours ago
   
4. 2015-10-09 at 5:09 AM UTC in On the Showroom Floor Me Now
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   fair enough
   
   what really pushed me over the line was those fucking pawn stars fucks, worshipping harleys and shit….I pray for chumley to develop stomach cancer.
   
   otherwise, I like the history of the items presented on that show

   I was living just a few blocks from that place and hocking a Sega Genesis here and there in the 90s when they 1st opened and there was no chumley. And that ain't no shit.
5. 2015-10-09 at 5:04 AM UTC in Walmart's Pumpkin Spice Douche
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   ^i knew you would say that faggot~!
   
   step up yo game nigga!

   
   ^i knew you would say that faggot~!
   
   step up yo game nigga!
   
   
   Now see how stupid that looks when you read it instead typing it Bill Krozby?
6. 2015-10-09 at 2:40 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   I think I should order some lithium, my mood swings are becoming unbearable.
7. 2015-10-09 at 2:39 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Goddamnit, stop trying to use benzos responsibly, you aren't wired for it, I speak from experience. Never lost a job due to them thankfully but they still fucked my life up plenty every time I convinced myself I could "do it right this time".
8. 2015-10-09 at 1:34 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Oh yea I bought 500mg of ab-fucinaca/5f-akb48, 25 flubromazolam and a free gram of mexedrone. I'm hoping the mexedrone is good and counteracts the flubro otherwise I'm not going to have a job....again.
9. 2015-10-09 at 1:31 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   I can't remember what I was about to type.
10. 2015-10-09 at 12 AM UTC in What would you do in this scenario...?
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    Or you could just call Mr Bean T to save the day.

    
    

    
    
11. 2015-10-08 at 11:55 PM UTC in Who here played WoW when WoW was still cool?
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    That was a pretty sweet trailer. But I'm afraid my dedicated gaming days are well behind me.
12. 2015-10-08 at 11:48 PM UTC in On the Showroom Floor Me Now
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    Mike, I've been riding since I was 6 years old. I just like the machines. There are a lot of Dbags who ride them.
13. 2015-10-08 at 10:34 PM UTC in Who here played WoW when WoW was still cool?
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    Shaman (not healer) and rogue were my mains. Myself and an IRL friend moved a guild of about 60 accounts/240 tools from an overpopulated server to a new server which was reserved for a month from the general public. When we moved there were only 5 pages on the horde AH. We bought it all and by the time we put all our own shit up at our price there were over 60 pages on the AH. We all agreed on no undercutting a guild member on the AH. Which led to an economic cartel on the horde side of Farstrider that lasted for almost two years. Prices on the horde side of that server were 50% - 100% higher than on the alliance side for a long time after that.
14. 2015-10-08 at 10:19 PM UTC in I remember the first time I was sleeping at 1:47 am CST and not shitposting here
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    I suggest liberal application of opiates
    
    'Opiates….they help you not give a shit'

    They also help you not shit.
15. 2015-10-08 at 10:12 PM UTC in On the Showroom Floor Me Now
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    IThe real end was the AMF years. Then even after the family bought it back more components than not are made overseas, shipped to Milwaukee, and assembled. But this says it all;
    [TABLE]
    [TR]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD="width: 22%"] [/TD]
    [TD="width: 26%"]Harley-Davidson Electra Glide Ultra Classic[/TD]
    [TD="width: 26%"]Indian Roadmaster[/TD]
    [TD="width: 26%"]Victory Cross Country Tour[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]PRICE[/TD]
    [TD]$24,644[/TD]
    [TD]$28,199[/TD]
    [TD]$22,999[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]DRY WEIGHT[/TD]
    [TD]856 lb.[/TD]
    [TD]909 lb.[/TD]
    [TD]835 lb.[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]MAX LOAD[/TD]
    [TD]481 lb.[/TD]
    [TD]465 lb.[/TD]
    [TD]480 lb.[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]WHEELBASE[/TD]
    [TD]64.0 in.[/TD]
    [TD]65.9 in.[/TD]
    [TD]66.6 in.[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]SEAT HEIGHT[/TD]
    [TD]29.3 in.[/TD]
    [TD]28.5 in.[/TD]
    [TD]28.5 in.[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]FUEL MILEAGE[/TD]
    [TD]34.0 mpg[/TD]
    [TD]36.0 mpg[/TD]
    [TD]32.0 mpg[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]1/4 MILE[/TD]
    [TD]13.64 sec. @ 94.22 mph[/TD]
    [TD]13.57 sec. @ 95.80 mph[/TD]
    [TD]13.34 sec. @ 96.03 mph[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]0-60 MPH[/TD]
    [TD]4.6 sec.[/TD]
    [TD]4.7 sec.[/TD]
    [TD]4.4 sec.[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]60-80 MPH[/TD]
    [TD]10.4 sec.[/TD]
    [TD]6.7 sec.[/TD]
    [TD]9.2 sec.[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]60-0 MPH[/TD]
    [TD]139 ft.[/TD]
    [TD]127 ft.[/TD]
    [TD]139 ft.[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]HORSEPOWER[/TD]
    [TD]73.7 hp @ 4980 rpm[/TD]
    [TD]76.4 hp @ 4510 rpm[/TD]
    [TD]85.0 hp @ 4670 rpm[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]TORQUE[/TD]
    [TD]92.3 lb.-ft. @ 2660 rpm[/TD]
    [TD]106.6 lb.-ft. @ 2640 rpm[/TD]
    [TD]99.2 lb.-ft. @ 4300 rpm[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]TOP SPEED[/TD]
    [TD]103 mph[/TD]
    [TD]110 mph[/TD]
    [TD]107 mph[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [/TABLE]
    Read the whole story here: http://www.cycleworld.com/2015/03/16...rcycle-review/
16. 2015-10-08 at 9:47 PM UTC in Who here played WoW when WoW was still cool?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I played Wow from around 04 - 08.
17. 2015-10-08 at 9:43 PM UTC in Walmart's Pumpkin Spice Douche
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    You would think so...
18. 2015-10-08 at 9:42 PM UTC in On the Showroom Floor Me Now
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    I had my share of His. They just don't compare to the Indians or the Victorys
19. 2015-10-08 at 7:31 PM UTC in Could columbine have been fake?
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    The choo choo trains dun it again
20. 2015-10-08 at 7:26 PM UTC in Was ''Martian'' with Matt Damon actually shot on Mars?
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    [FONT=Roboto] try suckin my ballz the stench with wake you up better than meth , lol you new metal poer [/FONT]