Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-10-09 at 7:47 PM UTC in After ''The Fault In Our Stars'' was released, every girl in my school wanted cancer
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Trauma is sexy.. stab me again my sweet lil murderer
   
   its so much more fun to pick up the pieces =)

   
   3edgy5mii
2. 2015-10-09 at 7:26 PM UTC in People who sigh all the time for no reason
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Until you remember that your are a toothless balding skinny little old fuck and just sit there glaring as you quietly gum your beer.
   
   
   

   

   
   
   is that really spectral?
3. 2015-10-09 at 5:55 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   HHNNNGGG Them eyes doe. http://imgur.com/a/mcBqV
4. 2015-10-09 at 4:22 PM UTC in Dear America
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Congratulations on copy pasting 10 anecdotes. Hey, if I post 11 stories about crimes enabled by gun ownership would you admit to being wrong?

   They are not anecdotes, every one has a link to the news source when it was reported. Dismissing actual events as anecdotes is a sure sign that you have no substantial counter point. The facts and statistics show the more armed the populace is the lower the rate violence. But gun control wingnuts ignore the facts and attack the person reporting them. Nice strawman Lan Lan.
5. 2015-10-09 at 4:14 PM UTC in Who here played WoW when WoW was still cool?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I don't try to be edgy at all.

   Way too hard you try...
6. 2015-10-09 at 2:58 PM UTC in I remember the first time I was sleeping at 1:47 am CST and not shitposting here
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I was trying to imply that with my post, but I guess I wasn't overt enough. I even originally typed 'they help you not give a shit, literally..' and then erased it.
   
   you underscored my failure to follow through on my swing. Damnit dark rodent.

   At least your keeping your eye on the ball.
7. 2015-10-09 at 2:52 PM UTC in Who here played WoW when WoW was still cool?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   quake 2 for the win!

   I sense that you could be an OK guy if you didn't try so hard to be something your not, edgy.
8. 2015-10-09 at 2:47 PM UTC in On the Showroom Floor Me Now
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   uh yes i do…

   Really? What have you owned and where did you race?
9. 2015-10-09 at 1:15 PM UTC in TDR's opinion objectively doesnt hold value
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   yEAH, TDR. Stop being so sad and depressing and retarded.

   tl;nf
10. 2015-10-09 at 1:13 PM UTC in Walmart's Pumpkin Spice Douche
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    ^just looks like you're weak on the comeback faggy

    If you ever manage to insult me I just may honor you with a comeback.
11. 2015-10-09 at 1:11 PM UTC in Who here played WoW when WoW was still cool?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I played it for a few days then stopped because I quickly realized how formulaic and unoriginal it was, what traits caused it to be so addictive for so many people.

    An aspect that would be lost on you, the social aspect.
12. 2015-10-09 at 1:09 PM UTC in On the Showroom Floor Me Now
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Man i love harleys

    Love what you want, you still don't know how to ride.
13. 2015-10-09 at 9:58 AM UTC in People who sigh all the time for no reason
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    homisuicide
14. 2015-10-09 at 9:55 AM UTC in After ''The Fault In Our Stars'' was released, every girl in my school wanted cancer
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    How's she gonna react when you tell her ''When you were away I cheated on you with my 11 year old cousin'', or hypothetically how would she react.
15. 2015-10-09 at 9:45 AM UTC in Could columbine have been fake?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    IFFF sandy hook was a fake HOWWWW come no one that was there said it was fake
    OOOH THE GOMMINT SAID THEY CANT SAY IT OOOOOHHH BOYY

    
    I was there and it was a fake.
    
    I faked it.
16. 2015-10-09 at 9:40 AM UTC in After ''The Fault In Our Stars'' was released, every girl in my school wanted cancer
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Little did they know you can get it simply by reading shitposts
17. 2015-10-09 at 9:33 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    People here are gross anyway I don't trust them with anything, they shit on the toilet seat (I don't even know how) and I swear one of them used the bath mat to wipe their ass.
18. 2015-10-09 at 9:01 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Unfortunately where I live I can't go around installing bathroom appliances all willy nilly. Baby wipes are just as good, way less wiping. I need to go buy some more.
    
19. 2015-10-09 at 8:20 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    In hindsight I should have ordered the 1p-LSD. My life's improved immeasurably since I started using baby wipes to wipe my ass. Beats proper loo roll any day.
20. 2015-10-09 at 8:15 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Actually I only ordered them because I got an email saying a free gram of mexedrone with every order today, Who am I to say no to free drugs.