Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-11-28 at 2:51 AM UTC in 2 reasons why I haven't been hanging with you niggers
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   That's right little boy, spend your life sitting at your keyboard covered in ashes and pizza toppings making the same old tired anal sex cracks. Me, I'm gonna ride and live life bitch.
2. 2015-11-28 at 2:12 AM UTC in Some advanced bash scripting.
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   Is PHP not plausible? Or are you trying to keep it CMD-line?
3. 2015-11-27 at 11:41 PM UTC in When you're on bundy and you research the bundy conspiracy
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   I'm at the final boss of the internet.
4. 2015-11-27 at 9:42 PM UTC in 2 reasons why I haven't been hanging with you niggers
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   Reason #1
   
   
   
   
   Reason #2
   
   
5. 2015-11-27 at 9:40 PM UTC in 2 reasons why I haven't been hanging with you niggers
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   Reason #1
   
   
6. 2015-11-27 at 8:28 PM UTC in DXIARIES
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   WESNOTH IS NOT, THE ONE THATM CAUGHT THE DOG, DUCT TAPE IN THE COT, WAR IS SOUGHT COTTAGE CAUGHT, EVERYTIME I FEEL OKATY, EVERYWHERE, MY HEAD IS TWISTED, HOW TO CHANGE THE DIRECTION OF LIFE FOR BEST TO WORST AND FIND THE GOLDEN ARROW TOWARDS HAPPINESS OF COURSE IT HAPPENS BECAUSE KARMATICS ARE REAL AND GOD IS REAL HE MUST BE HIGH ON THOAE PASSED OUT FUMES CANT SAY CEREBRALLER EVERYTHING I FEEL OKAY BUT IM IN A RAGE THIIS SONG DESCRIBES HOW I FEEL OMFGTRY TO KEEP IT GHOT ENOUGH TO DO THERE WAS RTHIS ONE TIME WHEN I TALK TO HER AND E4VERYTHING GETS YNVEILED SO MUCH PAIN SO MUCH ANGER SACRIFICED CHICKENS MAYBE MAYBE NOT SHE MIGHT BE A GUMAN MIGHT NOT ROSHAMBO IS GONE AND TH ESCREEN BE MOVING I DO NT KNOW PREPARE FOR ABDUCTIONWHATEVERSAYSINTHEDOGOFTHEDAYSINTHERUNESOFTHENAYWEHEARWHATHESAYSINSIDEOFHISHEARTISAGEMOFRAGE I CANT BELIEVE THAT WHAT YOU TELLING ME IS TRUE
7. 2015-11-27 at 8:01 PM UTC in Cloud Nothing' are amazing
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   go on TC
8. 2015-11-27 at 7:52 PM UTC in Cloud Nothing' are amazing
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9. 2015-11-27 at 5:53 AM UTC in Do you ever listen to the police scanner?
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   I do pretty often.
10. 2015-11-27 at 5:33 AM UTC in Dude, I think she sacrificed a chicken
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    Dude
    
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    Dude
11. 2015-11-27 at 4:03 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Thank God I made a brisket to take with me because that turkey she made had the texture and flavor of a cardboard box. And they aren't those type of jedis, Malice. Their only jedi connection is free pizza from where my cousin works.
12. 2015-11-26 at 9:46 PM UTC in The turkey was dry, so I pissed on it...
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    ^ lifeprotip
13. 2015-11-26 at 8:59 PM UTC in Thanksgiving thanks thread
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    Thanksgiving is gay.
14. 2015-11-26 at 6:31 PM UTC in Thanksgiving thanks thread
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    Its Thanksgiving today. To celebrate thank the post above yours.
15. 2015-11-26 at 6:30 PM UTC in Happy thx giving guys
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    Gonna fuck up some pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes with my mouth and fill my body with a larger portion of food than usual. Hope all the muricans here enjoy the holiday. Everyone else can be jelly.
    
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16. 2015-11-26 at 2:08 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Id so much rather stay home and play Fallout than deal with my jedi aunt and her obnoxious side of the family. My X0-1 Mark II Power Armor isn't going to upgrade itself.
17. 2015-11-26 at 10:11 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    What the fuck, malice. How did that faggot dose me get my reddit username? I will skullfuck you, you fucking shitbird parasitic, pathetic autistic, neckbeard piece of shit.
    
    Fuck you. Fuck all of you.
18. 2015-11-26 at 4:51 AM UTC in How many gold pieces would you swallow if you got to sell them after you passed them?
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    Rings, earrings, etc. No filing them down into flakes or other loopholes.
19. 2015-11-26 at 4:23 AM UTC in you are all invited to my suicide
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    Thanks for the interest so far guys, 12 invitations sent out.
20. 2015-11-26 at 3:23 AM UTC in The best thing on the internet
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    Priceless