Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-12-01 at 12:46 PM UTC in Whats your favorite disney movie?
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   Smoke a bowl and/or take a low dose of a psychedelic (bundy works especially well for this for some reason) and watch A bug's life. You will realize that this movie is exactly like real life, where 'the powers that be' are the grasshoppers, and we're the ants.
2. 2015-12-01 at 12:42 PM UTC in I've been gone nearly five months
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   And i still have to manually type in line breaks.
   
   Ya'll are slackin'
3. 2015-12-01 at 12:36 PM UTC in So i was watching back to the future part 2 last night
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   And it got to the scene where the cops found Jennifer passed out in the alleyway and took her home. Naturally, this angered me.
   
   "You mean they didn't assume she was a prostitute or a drug addict and take her to jail??" I exclaimed, turning off the TV. "Fuck this unrealistic bullshit!"
4. 2015-12-01 at 12:29 PM UTC in who's up for some shenanigans?
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   Damn, some of my early posts on this site were cringeworthy as fuck
   
   Post last edited by Kolokol-1 at 2017-04-23T12:28:17.276507+00:00
5. 2015-12-01 at 9:51 AM UTC in Happy Thanksgiving to All You Trigger Happy Warmongers in the United States!!
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   Nothing to see here folks. Just another shitty Spectard thread. Move along...
6. 2015-12-01 at 9:49 AM UTC in 2 reasons why I haven't been hanging with you niggers
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   He made teh tread, and VBul5, the tricksetr that it is, timed him out, so he made another one. But den da trickster finally posted the stalled tread. It's tricky like that. Now, TheDarkRodent don't know how to delete teh first tread and he's pretty angry about it.
   
   TeH End

   TBH I didn't know and don't care Will, sorry too piss in your post toasties.
7. 2015-12-01 at 9:47 AM UTC in &Temple of the Screaming Electron
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   Nobody cares about Totse
8. 2015-12-01 at 9:41 AM UTC in 2 reasons why I haven't been hanging with you niggers
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   Can I have a couple bundles? Pretty please with sugar on top?

   As pleased as I am to see you on bended knee, begging, no.
   
   @Mike: Maybe this Wednesday. The weather in Ohio is going to be sunny and 50 so I will be riding. If I think about...
   
   @The Penis Gallery: Eat your hearts out ladies.
9. 2015-12-01 at 1:59 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Why don't you leave your child to Malice? He could do with the company, and that kid would grow up goddamn intelligent. Probably a little fucked up, but damn will he know his shit.
10. 2015-12-01 at 1:41 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Probably wants to harvest your organs to support her smack habit.

    
    Like my organs would be worth anything.
11. 2015-12-01 at 1:21 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    I'm chatting up a pretty cute chick from craigslist HA. She posted looking for a smoking buddy.

    
    Probably wants to harvest your organs to support her smack habit.
12. 2015-12-01 at 12:52 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    I'm chatting up a pretty cute chick from craigslist HA. She posted looking for a smoking buddy.
13. 2015-11-30 at 11:49 PM UTC in who's up for some shenanigans?
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    Noobs need not apply and opsec is mandatory, hence the jump box etc.

    
    
    
    
    
14. 2015-11-30 at 10:16 PM UTC in The antidepressants might be working
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    gfy
    
    and by that i mean "good for you" not "go fuck yourself"
15. 2015-11-30 at 10:05 PM UTC in If you were walking down the sidewalk and some frat boys pulled up alongside u
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    once when i was a retarded 16 yr old i had big ass liberty spikes and was walking home from school and some douches drove by and started yelling shit at me but the driver wasnt paying attention to the road and accidentally drove up on the sidewalk and into this park that was right there, i just lold and they drove off humiliated
16. 2015-11-30 at 9:09 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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17. 2015-11-30 at 8:52 PM UTC in What month were you born in?
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    January
18. 2015-11-30 at 8:49 PM UTC in The antidepressants might be working
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    pretty soon i'll be designing puzzles
19. 2015-11-30 at 2:49 PM UTC in paranoia is my only emotion
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    i look like eric harris but youll never see me bangin
20. 2015-11-30 at 2:45 PM UTC in lanny just hangs around here because hes smarter than you all
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    its true