Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-01-14 at 2:18 PM UTC in eBay Failures
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   If you meassure your favorite jacket I can get you something nice. I need the width between the shoulders, the width under the arms and the length. Place the ruler on the stitching.
2. 2016-01-14 at 2:15 PM UTC in eBay Failures
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   Sizes are bullshit anyway. Lacoste for example. They must produce their stuff for midgets. Everything is short as fuck. A Lacoste size 8 should be a European 58/60, 3XL, American XL or XXL. Their size 8 stuff is only 58cm long, though. Are you fucking kidding me. Their poloshirts ae a bit better but forget a Lacoste sweater/jacket.
3. 2016-01-14 at 2:08 PM UTC in I just realized something...
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   Where are you from, mate?
4. 2016-01-14 at 2:06 PM UTC in Phoenix appreciation thread.
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   Thanks fam but the impottant part of this story is naked lolis not our attire, perhaps, we could dispense with attire altogether i mean, if the lolis will be naked… You know.
   
   Talk about schoolgirl outfits do you lurk chans? I go to masterchan and there was a (semi[15yo])loli that came to say hi, we went to tinychat and she literally had a cosplay animu schoolgirl outfit she put on for us it was bretty great.
   
   https://masterchan.org/media/videos/570135287.webm
   
   That's her.

   
   Goddamn. She's freaking adorable. Arrrrghhhhhhh. She's so cute that it hurts to watch.
   
   See... I'd rather be one of the naked lolis than snort coke off them. Do the naked lolis get coke too?
5. 2016-01-14 at 2:06 PM UTC in How many Sploos could beat up a Malice?
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   Isn't it? Fuck.

   I think I got used to being bannished here. Now HB is all I know. I'm like one of Joseph Fritzel's children with less old man dick in me.
6. 2016-01-14 at 2 PM UTC in eBay Failures
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   Sell me an Armani jacket nigga' i need to swag it up.

   What size? The only Armani piece I have in stock right now is a beige vintage suede jacket in size 58.
7. 2016-01-14 at 1:56 PM UTC in Phoenix appreciation thread.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   • Old time totse vet
   • Hardcore pedo
   • Loves animu
   • Loves Sophie

   
   
   
   This is perfect, i'll forgive you all the uhm 'alternative' shit just for that.
   
   I know you're bi-curious so if i was like gay and shit i'd probably date you but only if you wore a kawaii schoolgirl outfit. But sadly i am not gay. However, i will snort cocaine with you off of the naked flat chests of little girls.

   
   I'm not bi-curious. I'm full on bi, baby.
   
   And umm... yeah I'm probably not your type. But I'd wear that for you. No doubt. Possibly while we snort loli-cocaine. ♥
   
   
8. 2016-01-14 at 1:52 PM UTC in eBay Failures
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   In the past couple of days I missed out on 2 Armani jackets, a Versace blouson, 4 pairs of Air Jordans and 3 Cazal sunglasses. With 500 euro investment I could've made 2 grand or more. Fuck that.
9. 2016-01-14 at 1:50 PM UTC in How many Sploos could beat up a Malice?
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   I guess we'll just have to rebuild...
10. 2016-01-14 at 1:50 PM UTC in How many Sploos could beat up a Malice?
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    This is Half Baked?!

    
    Isn't it? Fuck.
11. 2016-01-14 at 1:45 PM UTC in eBay Failures
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    I make a quick buck buying stuff on eBay and reselling it. All kinds of stuff but mainly leather jackets, shoes and sunglasses people made shitty pictures and bad descriptions of or listed it in the wrong category, eyc. Then I clean the stuff, maybe fix something and then I resell it for good money.
12. 2016-01-14 at 1:44 PM UTC in I just realized something...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    
    
    This was years ago and I lost interest, so I don't remember all the details.
    
    Handgun is a CZ-P-01 with good night sights, and the internals may have been modified/optimized, possibly had a trigger job, I can't remember. If I had to redo it, I would go with a Glock 19, unless something better has come out in 9mm for concealed carry.

    
    >not .300 blackout
    
    Seriously though, I love guns. If I ever come to 'murika please let me come to your place and field strip/clean your guns. Fuck I want to feel the smooth machined parts in my hand, lugs riding in grooves as I pull the slide off that CZ and remove its recoil spring... mmm... I want to examine the inner workings... in such great detail. I could potentially orgasm from this.
    
    PS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08kSncpUnUo
13. 2016-01-14 at 1:36 PM UTC in How many Sploos could beat up a Malice?
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    This is Half Baked?!
14. 2016-01-14 at 1:31 PM UTC in How many Sploos could beat up a Malice?
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    I just realized this is half baked.
    
    Nevermind, it'd take 2 sploos. 1 to get fucked up on a bottle of bundy and pass out, and the other to hide under that sploo until malice got bored and left.
15. 2016-01-14 at 1:26 PM UTC in How many Sploos could beat up a Malice?
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    Stopped reading there.

    
    I lol'd.
    
    Having been very detached in a couple fights, I can already see how all of Malice's time spent watching anime would not come in handy. Detachment is bad. Malice is conflating tactics with strategy. Malice might be a good strategist, where detachment is healthy, but I can tell already that he'd be fucking shit in a fight. It doesn't matter how ripped you are or how smart you are, what matters is winning the fight. Being ripped might help with that, being smart does not even factor into fighting (beyond preparation). You do not want to be detached, you want to be very fucking involved. You don't want to have to think about what you're doing, you just need to know what it is, do it, and keep fucking doing it. Malice: if you even managed to connect a punch, you'd probably instinctively pause to gauge how efficient it was and whether you needed to throw more.
    
    You are not going to have time to analyze the situation before somebody has landed 3 punches on you faster than you can blink. Fists do not come at you at "analysis" speeds. Real life is not turn based combat. Sploo is retarded, but he looks squirrelly. Malice talks like a CIA paper pusher - not infantry - and that would become painfully obvious in a fight. A single, determined sploo would probably kick his ass on the grounds of Malice's mindset alone. Sploo would immediately take the advantage, and Malice being Malice... well... he wouldn't be able to regain it after the first punch triggered his fight or flight response and all pretense about "thought" went out the window.
    
    Don't fight unless you're willing to cripple someone in a fit of blind, adrenaline fueled, retard rage. If you're planning on winning fights with intellect, you're going to be shit out of luck. Unless you follow the true path of intellect and use your intelligence to avoid combat altogether or give yourself the advantage. Intellect might help you train and work out a fighting style that suits you, but in a fight you don't want to be relying on real time analysis. 'cause ain't nobody got time for that.
16. 2016-01-14 at 1:11 PM UTC in Literal backyard ballistics
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    wow
    
    so you've been this retarded since before you even started taking drugs, eh?
17. 2016-01-14 at 12:50 PM UTC in How many Sploos could beat up a Malice?
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    They are fist fighting in this scenario. Not in a ring, though. No rules. No weapons. Semi soft ground. Maybe a field.
18. 2016-01-14 at 12:46 PM UTC in This Pedo Bullshit
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    I couldn't go to work today because I was so mad yesterday. Just got outbid on another auction. Can you believe that?
19. 2016-01-14 at 12:43 PM UTC in Fuck Individualism
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    Thank you, Lanny. That's really nice of you.
20. 2016-01-14 at 8:32 AM UTC in The roshambo and sploo chronicles
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    It must feel good not to be alone.

    
    i had a good day too
    
    and im totally alone
    
    has it occurred to you that you might just be a whiny lil bitch about this?