Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-01-14 at 10:43 PM UTC in The roshambo and sploo chronicles
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   I downloaded all this music and am now injecting heroin while I listen to it. Top notch work lads
2. 2016-01-14 at 9:35 PM UTC in is is si backwards
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   im right you know
3. 2016-01-14 at 7:29 PM UTC in Literal backyard ballistics
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   This was literally two weeks ago.
4. 2016-01-14 at 7:22 PM UTC in I just realized something...
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   Maybe she understands you better when you say "Herro herro" and bow down with your hands together.
5. 2016-01-14 at 7:19 PM UTC in The roshambo and sploo chronicles
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   This week, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, we'll be talking about uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, triangles, again. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

   
   savage
6. 2016-01-14 at 5:15 PM UTC in The roshambo and sploo chronicles
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   This week, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, we'll be talking about uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, triangles, again. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

   I swear, my next post was going to be about a party game where you take a shot everytime you hear a "uhh". Nice.
7. 2016-01-14 at 4:29 PM UTC in The roshambo and sploo chronicles
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   The gimmick of the show could be a spinning wheel with all the drugs you have. Sploo spins the wheel for Robo and vice versa. Then you end up with Roshambo on duster and Sploo on.... probably duster as well because you faggots can't afford drugs. Do that though. Make it a weekly thing.
8. 2016-01-14 at 4:25 PM UTC in The roshambo and sploo chronicles
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   You two should make a podcast.
9. 2016-01-14 at 4:22 PM UTC in Phoenix appreciation thread.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This is the best pedo themed thread ever. Thank you for sharing your thoughts. It's interesting.
10. 2016-01-14 at 3:35 PM UTC in Phoenix appreciation thread.
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    I sometimes dream about lolis, and they're fun dreams not even sexual 9 out of 10 times.

    
    lol, I don't actually dream about being a loli in that sense... haha. I just have hopeless aspirations. My actual dreams are usually... weird. And never sexual. I'm boring.
11. 2016-01-14 at 3:30 PM UTC in Phoenix appreciation thread.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    That sounds kinda' creepy bro, and that's coming from a certified pedo.

    
    It's not even sexual, tbh. I'm sexual, but that comment really wasn't particularly. ♥
12. 2016-01-14 at 3:27 PM UTC in Phoenix appreciation thread.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I can understand that. Would you say that your male side tends to be extreme? I mean like, being into gore and violence, guns and stuff like that. That's another pattern I've seen among pedos. That their male side literally fights for dominance inside them. No offense at all. I'm just interested in the mechanisms.

    
    Not really. Not really a fan of gore and violence, 'though I don't mind it all that much either. And it can be pretty funny in some contexts (cheesy horror movies). I grew out of that shit pretty quick. Brief phase during puberty. I am interested in guns though. I freaking love guns. I really want to build one of my own, to be honest. They're like art to me. Fine art. Neither side is really fighting for dominance here. I kind of feel like I'm married to myself. There's some nagging from both sides... but all in all me and him are still friends, if not lovers.
13. 2016-01-14 at 3:11 PM UTC in Phoenix appreciation thread.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I can understand that. Would you say that your male side tends to be extreme? I mean like, being into gore and violence, guns and stuff like that. That's another pattern I've seen among pedos. That their male side literally fights for dominance inside them. No offense at all. I'm just interested in the mechanisms.
14. 2016-01-14 at 3:01 PM UTC in Phoenix appreciation thread.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You have invested a lot of thought into this, haha. I like it. If you found a man that fully encouraged you to become a lolli, would you give it a try?

    
    No, because I'm 25 in a world where like... nano bots and shit don't exist. It's... pretty impossible. I don't want to be that fucking Stefonknee weirdo everyone was talking about a month or two ago. It'd be gross. I wouldn't be adorable.
    
    But I can dream, and when I do... I dream small. ;)
15. 2016-01-14 at 2:52 PM UTC in The roshambo and sploo chronicles
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    Is this real or a special effect? Do you two faggots live together now? Also, Sploo got fat.
16. 2016-01-14 at 2:45 PM UTC in Phoenix appreciation thread.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I'd say in general, but that wouldn't really work out well. Probably. I mean, I like anime and have a plushie that I occasionally hug… but I'm not cutesy and try not to be like… mentally infantile. Unless it's fun, in which case I'll be cute.
    
    Essentially this would be me as a loli:
    
    
    Note the beer and cigarettes. She's also a teacher.

    You have invested a lot of thought into this, haha. I like it. If you found a man that fully encouraged you to become a lolli, would you give it a try?
17. 2016-01-14 at 2:40 PM UTC in eBay Failures
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    A friend of a friend was buying vintage cameras, oiling the leather parts, cleaning out the mechanical parts, leaving the optics alone because they were too complicated, and reselling them for 1.5-2x the price.

    Yea, 100% profit isn't unusual if you found a good niche and invest some time. One man's trash is another man's treassure. I bought a pair of 1998 OG Air Jordans for 20 bucks. The shoe is worth 600+. Some people just don't know what they have.
18. 2016-01-14 at 2:35 PM UTC in Phoenix appreciation thread.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    ". I'd rather be one of the naked lolis than snort coke off them." Interesting. I feel like that is often the case with pedos. They like cute thing like anime and to cuddle stuff and shit like that. Empathy plays a great role when it comes to sexual stimulation. Would you like to be a little girl in general or only when you get fucked?

    
    I'd say in general, but that wouldn't really work out well. Probably. I mean, I like anime and have a plushie that I occasionally hug... but I'm not cutesy and try not to be like... mentally infantile. Unless it's fun, in which case I'll be cute.
    
    Essentially this would be me as a loli:
    
    
    Note the beer and cigarettes. She's also a teacher.
19. 2016-01-14 at 2:31 PM UTC in eBay Failures
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It really depends on the piece and condition but upwards of 300€ should be expected. There isn't really an upper limit. I can get you a Versace - Medusa jacket from the 80's with tags but it will cost you 8 grand.
20. 2016-01-14 at 2:26 PM UTC in Phoenix appreciation thread.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ". I'd rather be one of the naked lolis than snort coke off them." Interesting. I feel like that is often the case with pedos. They like cute thing like anime and to cuddle stuff and shit like that. Empathy plays a great role when it comes to sexual stimulation. Would you like to be a little girl in general or only when you get fucked?