Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-01-21 at 9:17 PM UTC in I'm so fucking mad right now.
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   I typed pink but this is objectively salmon, that, or i am colorblind.

   
   No, you are correct. It is "salmon".
   
   Do you know what color people use to describe the meat of salmon?
2. 2016-01-21 at 9:17 PM UTC in I'm so fucking mad right now.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I typed pink but this is objectively salmon, that, or i am colorblind.

   Brain cancer. It's a golfball-sized tumor right behind your left eye.
3. 2016-01-21 at 9:10 PM UTC in Lanny, you're a mentally deficient pretentious cunt.
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   Also
   
   "That action could not be completed. Please try again, and if this occurs again please contact the system administrator and tell them how you got this message."
   
   I tried to do something.
   
4. 2016-01-21 at 9:04 PM UTC in Groundhog Recipe - Attn: Bill Krozby / Leader of Fucboi Army / Arch Guardian of the Slampigs
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   I'd also like to inform you all that spelling fuccboi with two cs is some crip shit I don't roll with. Soowoo.
5. 2016-01-21 at 9:02 PM UTC in Groundhog Recipe - Attn: Bill Krozby / Leader of Fucboi Army / Arch Guardian of the Slampigs
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I just posted a video on the last page....
6. 2016-01-21 at 8:57 PM UTC in Groundhog Recipe - Attn: Bill Krozby / Leader of Fucboi Army / Arch Guardian of the Slampigs
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   It's basically like that but with a wiener.
7. 2016-01-21 at 8:52 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   NECK.
   
   *fucks bottle of wine*
8. 2016-01-21 at 8:49 PM UTC in I am the last Poster
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Let's get back on topic, everybody.
9. 2016-01-21 at 8:46 PM UTC in I wish I had the balls to get a hooker
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   If you don't have the balls, you don't need the hooker.

   Tell us more about your life, bro.
10. 2016-01-21 at 8:45 PM UTC in Lanny, you're a mentally deficient pretentious cunt.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hey Lanny, show some tits.
11. 2016-01-21 at 8:40 PM UTC in Lanny, you're a mentally deficient pretentious cunt.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    What's happening to my body?

    Lanny messed up and installed the vagina feature instead of the emoticons.
    
12. 2016-01-21 at 8:30 PM UTC in Groundhog Recipe - Attn: Bill Krozby / Leader of Fucboi Army / Arch Guardian of the Slampigs
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Fuck this bullshit where are my Bill Krozbydogs?

    Where the Sharpie should be. Bon appetite.
13. 2016-01-21 at 7:18 PM UTC in Groundhog Recipe - Attn: Bill Krozby / Leader of Fucboi Army / Arch Guardian of the Slampigs
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Oplus is a figment of your imagination.

    
    Just like Oplus' drywall.
    
    You aren't fooling me, filthy program.
14. 2016-01-21 at 6:44 PM UTC in Groundhog Recipe - Attn: Bill Krozby / Leader of Fucboi Army / Arch Guardian of the Slampigs
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oplus is gonna be pissed that you shared his secret recipe.
15. 2016-01-21 at 6:40 PM UTC in Sum yourself up in 3 sentences, then evaluate the poster above you.
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    The person above me is a podmonster clone trying to copy my nuances and flaws but overall he's just a bored dude with a inter net connection and too much time on his hands I give it 8/8 for gr8 b8 m8. Me? Method cooking homeless spaceman. Philosopher and predictor of futures. Soon to be trillionaire but right now cooking cigarette butts into crank and selling sexual favors
16. 2016-01-21 at 6:27 PM UTC in Sum yourself up in 3 sentences, then evaluate the poster above you.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I work, I fluster, I try too much, I don't try enough.
    I drink a lot, I'm depressed, I have stints of sobriety that last up to 5 days, then I drink hard at night for days in a row.
    I'm OCD and chainsmoke, I like music and politics and documentaries.
    
    I'm sorry to hear that about you, sounds like we are similar in some ways.

    
    You sound like a great guy to hang out with. Quite the interesting character. Depression is a sign of a brilliant mind. You sound normal, but open about your normality in a way that makes you abnormal. Also, anyone you can talk politics with is an A+ in my books.
    
    You should try flustering less, though. Or flustering more.
    
    Maybe find a romantic partner and come in tinybltc more often.
17. 2016-01-21 at 6:26 PM UTC in Smoking Weed On bundy-- The highest person in the world.
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    I ahree
18. 2016-01-21 at 6:21 PM UTC in Groundhog Recipe - Attn: Bill Krozby / Leader of Fucboi Army / Arch Guardian of the Slampigs
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    There is no dry wall in my house. It's wood you schizophrenic.
    
    And I use vinegar. I never use sugar water (but sugar water can be used).
    
    The meat is sweet because Groundhogs are vegetarians.

    
    It will be wood if I ever see it again, but it wasn't wood last time I saw it.
    
    Fucking computers.
19. 2016-01-21 at 6:16 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    FUCK.
    
    *necks bottle of wine*
20. 2016-01-21 at 6:09 PM UTC in Sorry if anyone needed me...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Your forum is bad and you should feel bad