Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-02-02 at 10:18 AM UTC in Have you ever rescued anything?
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   My favorite cat was a stray I found on the railroad tracks
2. 2016-02-02 at 8:09 AM UTC in The taste of Sulbutiamine
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   It tastes nasty. Good drug, though.
3. 2016-02-02 at 8:06 AM UTC in Where is everybody?
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   I feel ya fo freal fo real.
4. 2016-02-02 at 7:32 AM UTC in I'm alone in Tiny Chat
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   Make sure to take your shirt off.
5. 2016-02-02 at 7:31 AM UTC in Did I beat the system?
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   That's what he was mainly known for, true.
6. 2016-02-02 at 7:28 AM UTC in I'm alone in Tiny Chat
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   BLTC.
7. 2016-02-02 at 7:26 AM UTC in Where is everybody?
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   Hey man, I'm here.

   Hey man, what's good?
8. 2016-02-02 at 7:25 AM UTC in Where is everybody?
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   Some of us have RESPONSIBILITIES, ok?. I played GAAAAMMMEEESS and SMOKED some POTTT. Then I JERKED OFF MAYBE TWICE I DONT REMEMBER BECAUSE I WAS SO[SIZE=24px] FUCKING [SIZE=14px]tired from doing LITERALLY NOTHING, all day long. Now I'll have to go to work. THANK YOU for your time. I appreciate it.[/SIZE][/SIZE]
9. 2016-02-02 at 6:52 AM UTC in Uh, hey guys. I'm drunk on crude sugar wine right now and I thought this would be...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ...an appropriate way to end it. My last drink would be on some alcohol that I MADE MYSELF. But yeah after this i'm for real gonna quit alcohol.
10. 2016-02-02 at 4:24 AM UTC in the worst part of being single
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    basically yea
11. 2016-02-02 at 4:01 AM UTC in So what do you guys think of the new x files?
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    anything he doesnt understand is a gimmik.
12. 2016-02-02 at 4 AM UTC in Have you ever rescued anything?
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    One time in highschool this girl dropped her phone in a way that it was sliding across the floor and I was walking up the stairs towards it. It had the momentum to launch off the stairs and crash down to the other floor. Probably 30 feet or so given the incline. It rocketed off the top of the steps and I shoot my hand out and catch it. I hand it back to her and say, no need to thank me, just doin my job.
    
    I felt like a fucking ninja.
13. 2016-02-02 at 3:59 AM UTC in the worst part of being single
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    alright i guess they could and sometimes i do go over a friends house or something but im just talking about like the normal every day after dinner and relaxing and getting high kinda shit
14. 2016-02-02 at 3:51 AM UTC in the worst part of being single
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    yea but then i have to drive and shit
15. 2016-02-02 at 3:36 AM UTC in Why are some people so spineless?
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    wow you guys are very uncultured.

    
    Says the guy from Texas who works at a pizza shop and has an illigitimate child with no prospects of any real relationship.
    
    Yeah sure buddy.
16. 2016-02-02 at 3:35 AM UTC in oatmeal
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    anyone here ever eat oatmeal? as for myself, im stoned and eating a bowl right now with dates, bananas, almonds, and pumpkin seeds
17. 2016-02-02 at 3:21 AM UTC in stimulant bath sawlts
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    thats to bad. i miss the cosmic whole sale days when i plugged and chugged my debit card number with no worries and was delivered copious amounts of mxe, 4fa, etizolam, and 2ci in 2 days

    
    
    those were the days man....
18. 2016-02-02 at 3:19 AM UTC in the worst part of being single
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    no man, fuck that, i hate living with people
19. 2016-02-02 at 3 AM UTC in the worst part of being single
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    is not having someone to smoke with every night
20. 2016-02-02 at 1:20 AM UTC in Experience Machine
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Fuck that bullshit hedonism. Id prefer to live a real life rather than literally live inside a hugbox thats designed for bitch ass pussies who cant handle real life.