I'm sitting alone in a McDonalds right now eating a big mac and laughing my ass off at this thread
too bad you can't buy her 15 years of her life back and an entirely new body, face and personality
I used to be really good at Super Smash Bros Melee and played competitively with Captain Falcon. I am also really, really good at F-Zero games and used to be a leading speed runner.
2 spice racks and 12 spice jars
I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth; banks are going bust; shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter; punks are running wild in the street, and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat. And we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be! We all know things are bad -- worse than bad -- they're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out any more. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we're living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, "Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials, and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone." Well, I'm not going to leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot. I don't want you to write to your Congressman, because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first, you've got to get mad. You've gotta say, "I'm a human being, goddammit! My life has value!" So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell, "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!!"
captain falcon got so mad that people called him on his virginity he moved across the country/world to fuck a middle aged divorcee who looks like a 9 year old boy. He's pretty cool though (the boy) just saying there's no limit to his self destruction once he gets mad
2016-02-15 at 5:51 AM UTC
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Happy Violent Times Day
I wonder if Gwar is shown in ISIS propaganda videos as evidence of the adoration of the american masses of satanic western culture
OP is a pussy faggot who just wants attention and isn't going to do it, please move to /r/suicidewatch
2016-02-15 at 4:55 AM UTC
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Dank Websites
facebook.com
reddit.com
gawker.com
youtube.com
porn.com
perezhilton.com
Really though, I usually just track troop movements and read up on military strategy understandingwar.com warontherocks.com, check news, court cases, kijiji, krebsonsecurity, porn, an onion marketplace and watch documentaries about war while listening to either 90's hip hop or 60/70's blues inspired rock. Most things I check are relevant to my day to day life apart from the heavy emphasis on geopolitical conflicts
2016-02-15 at 4:48 AM UTC
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Cringiest Things Evar
I told malice to join a Buddhist group like a year ago. I don't go anymore, choosing alcoholism instead
2016-02-15 at 4:42 AM UTC
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I actually miss Zoklet
Zoklet was a great way to keep myself out of trouble while navigating the legal system. I know there was a reason for it existing in my life in the first place. I've posted on all this shit for a while and am objectively one of the best posters over the last few years. I enjoyed posting and talking to some people, if I wasn't so paranoid I'd have probably kept in touch with more of them. I'm very glad I askedjeeves (or whatever) how to break open a briefcase back in 2001 or some shit.
As for what it ended up being collectively; just another internet circlejerk, just one more tuned to the rhythm I'm used to. I think it's ultimately run its course, hence the great title of the last incarnation "niggers in space." We've become ostracized baboons yelling into the galaxy (where there is no sound anyway).
For all my paranoia about letting my PI or anything out, it ultimately really didn't matter as everything went belly up. If you google "vizier zoklet" (be sure to do this twice a day to index it on google, perhaps one day becoming the first result for "zoklet" itself) you get the legendary leather jacket pic and I feel I've done the world a service. I'll periodically do this for the rest of my life before going to sleep at night knowing all is right with the world
2016-02-15 at 4:31 AM UTC
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You know what you should do?
This thread is now about psychomanthis' irritable bowel syndrome brought on by IV drug usage
Your tests are retarded. Self administering tests and believing the results means you're debilitatingly autistic. As does making up words. Today I showed up at my girlfriends place with flowers and her family welcomed me in and gave me two bottles of wine. Then later on I called her to tell her I was joining facebook and adding a bunch of skanks then mentioned how I "chose" her over a girl I cheated on her with a few months ago. Before that we talked about dead animals. My autism, psychopathy and ADHD are in symbiosis in the upper echelons and because my IQ is over 89 I don't need a fucking test to tell me this.
2016-02-15 at 4:03 AM UTC
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Dank Websites
420chan.org
I'm a simple man.
