Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-02-17 at 2:29 PM UTC in $1000 challenge to Yunstable Matter
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Post your name and home address and I will come to you in 48 hours and kill you. Post it and I will give you $1000 dollar moneypak code that you can add to your account, no way for anyone to trace it. Be prepared because I'm going to skin you alive. To make it fair for your cripple ass, I will only use a spoon. (PS: Everything about you is cringey you cringey McCringe cringelord cringe cringe)
2. 2016-02-17 at 2:29 PM UTC in AA: You first time drinking alcohol/getting drunk
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   First time: 13, stole 7 beers from my neighbors porch, got double vision
   
   Second time: 13, stole 10 beers from my neighbors porch, ended up puking up chinese fried fish all over my uncle's back steps
3. 2016-02-17 at 2:27 PM UTC in Captain Falcon is the awkward and pathetic faggot of this community
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Unstable, are you still mad that I took away the one thing you loved?

   
   His mobility? Did you hurt his butt that badly?
   
4. 2016-02-17 at 2:26 PM UTC in Thanks sploo
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Make america banshee again
5. 2016-02-17 at 2:25 PM UTC in I got $200 from welfare what the fuck should I do??
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   But I live in a rural area. No work until summer. The only people making money are cocaine dealers or people that work at subway or the beer and wine store.. And those jobs all fucking suck. I'm trying to make my way to Seattle Washington where weed is legal but $190 isn't enough and I'll just be home less there
6. 2016-02-17 at 2:25 PM UTC in Captain Falcon is the awkward and pathetic faggot of this community
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   He started posting last week and tried to say "this community" which is really tryhard and cringey. Fuck your middle aged balding wife, you are the new bubble yum snoopy

   Unstable, are you still mad that I took away the one thing you loved?
   
7. 2016-02-17 at 2:23 PM UTC in AA: You first time drinking alcohol/getting drunk
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   At a fancy wedding when I was 13 and my mum kept slipping me vodka pepsis and then a few champagnes and I couldnt even see properly. After the reception and lots of food I went home and drunk dialed everyone I knew
8. 2016-02-17 at 2:20 PM UTC in Runescape is a hell of a drug.
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   Had an Xbox before I pawned it for spice. I had Tomb Raider, Diablo III, Fable, Assassins Creed, and Splinter Cell.
   
   Runescape >>>>> WoW >>>>> Guild Wars 2 >>>>> LOTRO
   
   Check me out...I'm fuckin' buff, and it's free, though I pay 10$ a month for membership, which is well worth it BTW.
   
   
   
   The only other computer game that requires any thought at all is Starcraft/LittleWarGame
   
   If any of you guys play RS, or want to start playing, add me on your friends list and I'll give you cash or help you train.
   
   If a bunch of people from NIGS sign up for RS, we can kill players as a team and make mad $$$
   
   Gameplay examples (not my pics):
   
   Dungeon raiding
   
   
   
   Player killing
   
   
   
   Pest Control
   
   
   
   My username is
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   Q Fumarate
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   (lolseroquel)
   
   add me
   
   
9. 2016-02-17 at 2:20 PM UTC in Scrawny is literally a Beerosexual
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   I can spend $20 a day on beer if I'm not careful. Makes me think I should just do clonopin again instead. Anyone else here a morning brew guzzler?.
   
   This is my drink of choice, 20 pints of ice cold lager. Are there alcoholics in Europe that go to the beer and wine store at 9am?
   
   
10. 2016-02-17 at 2:15 PM UTC in I got $200 from welfare what the fuck should I do??
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    $190 left now. I can buy meth and try to sell points to people or spray some outdoor weed with syncans but I'll probably just consume it all myself. I can't afford an apartment. What would you do homeless with $190?
11. 2016-02-17 at 2:08 PM UTC in The 700 club
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I got $200 from welfare today should i get darknet syncans or bundy/DPH/tequila???

    
    order syncans
    
    i'll give you a source, you can either get it as spice or as powder
    
    http://www.sensibleseeds.com/ab-fubinaca-powder-research-chemical.html
    http://www.hardbuzzspice.com/ak-47-3g.html
    
    Also, spend 5 dollars on a jar of whole nutmegs. Eat 5-10 of them a day. It'll keep you blackout stoned for about 2 weeks.
    
    Warning, syncans are literally the most addictive drug ever made. More addictive than crack, heroin, and meth combined, with a bunch of PCP and gasoline thrown in. It's truly a terrible thing.
    
12. 2016-02-17 at 2:07 PM UTC in The 700 club
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    I'm pretty sure the water just removed mostly the pink dye crap and made the pills hit me twice as fast. One hour for regular ones but mine work as fast as 10 minutes and cause your stomach to churn violently to seperate the contents but after 45 minutes iits completely dissolved and you can't walk normally and have to piss constally.
    
    The 25mg pink allergy benadryls are trash though, never pay for them. What you want is 50mg blue gel caps which dont cause the discomfort in the stomach during processing. I used to eat 20 DPH/bundy gel caps every night for a year straight. The non brand generics blue diphenhydramine is sold as a sleep aid. You can also get it pure powder form on the internet and cap it yourself or better yet IV shoot it up for instant horrific nightmare hallucinations. One tripper reported seeing the needle morph Into a giant mosquito before even pulling it out of his arm
13. 2016-02-17 at 2:02 PM UTC in The 700 club
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Also the reason some of those pills are white is because I stole two boxes from the pharmacy and just opened them in store and dumped 200 pills in my pocket but it was snowing heavy so it turned into a gooey mess. This was back in December. There's now a *"Stop Drug thrives" sign
14. 2016-02-17 at 1:59 PM UTC in Thanks sploo
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    np :D
15. 2016-02-17 at 1:59 PM UTC in The 700 club
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    I got $200 from welfare today should i get darknet syncans or bundy/DPH/tequila???
16. 2016-02-17 at 1:54 PM UTC in Propane Propaaaaane
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    Dangit bobby p ut down those vidya games.
    
    THATS MY PURSE I DONT KNOW YOU!
    
    
17. 2016-02-17 at 1:51 PM UTC in Propane Propaaaaane
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    Just cooking some meth I tell ya hwhat
    
    
18. 2016-02-17 at 1:48 PM UTC in Thanks sploo
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    Sploo for president 2016
19. 2016-02-17 at 1:47 PM UTC in Any catholics?
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    The Catholic church needs a pope space station
20. 2016-02-17 at 1:46 PM UTC in Spectral is the Jim Lahey of this community
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    I can get meth in Dartmouth , Nova Scotia and most east coast cooks know my name so you can all fuck off. Did you faggot even realize the girl that played Lucy is in court right now for getting raped by Gian Gomeshi