Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-03-18 at 10:10 PM UTC in Sploo's mom OFFICIAL VIDEO
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   MY BIG FAT MAM
2. 2016-03-18 at 10:09 PM UTC in four extra bedpans
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   Reaction vessels, Stainless steel?.
3. 2016-03-18 at 10:09 PM UTC in ARE DINGOS REAL?
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   robot dingos
4. 2016-03-18 at 10:06 PM UTC in What should you do if you see a shitfaced driver on the road and you're drunk too?
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   Call the police and then get pulled over for using a phone while driving.
5. 2016-03-18 at 10:05 PM UTC in cuck'd
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   They got mad when I ran TAILS on their computers they thought I was doing hax
6. 2016-03-18 at 10:03 PM UTC in I want to kill everyone
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   Or a giant space laser
7. 2016-03-18 at 10:01 PM UTC in I want to kill everyone
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   Clandestine nukes, like the OKC or brevik bombing but replace ANFO with a microfusion reaction.
8. 2016-03-18 at 10:01 PM UTC in Have the the bloods expanded their turf?
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9. 2016-03-18 at 10 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Lol pakis.
   
   http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MMZebpr8gk
   
10. 2016-03-18 at 9:56 PM UTC in I made up an in-joke to myself where I call "drugs" "trucks"
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    Thats actually pretty lulzy. Im addicted to TRUCKS
11. 2016-03-18 at 9:54 PM UTC in ARE PHYSIC REAL
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    I will prove a positive by providing a negative
12. 2016-03-18 at 9:51 PM UTC in I actually miss Zoklet
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    BRING BACK FLASKS AND BEAKERS
    
13. 2016-03-18 at 9:47 PM UTC in The national debt is bullshit
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    That's what you get for making drugs illegal. Laws aren't free, oh you want federal guidelines for marijuana regulation?, that will be 1trillion $$'s please. The taxes from legal drugs would pay off the national debt and cover the public healthcare costs of addiction. Not to mention that the illicit drug trade would vanish, crime and prison numbers would drop to the lowest in history and even addiction rates would decline with less OD's and better treatment options.
    
    But no, fuck all that DRUGS ARE BAD MMKAY.
    
    This is why I vote libertarian for GARY JOHNSON but even Donald Trump recognizes that cheap heroin is flooding states like New Hampshire and pharmaceutical companies rip off the American public with lobbyist regulations.
    
    People like Hillary Clinton are so fucking delusional and misinformed IM GONNA GO AFTER THESE DRUG COMPANIES AND FORCE THEM TO LOWER PRICES YAAAAY KEEP HEROIN AND METH ILLEGAL THOUGH AND WEED TOO LOL.
14. 2016-03-18 at 9:39 PM UTC in Have you ever seen...
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    Www.FBI.gov
15. 2016-03-18 at 9:38 PM UTC in Anyone into the occult?
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    I have prayed to demons every day and wished for fire. Gave tributes to cats like the Egyptians while smoking meth and staying awake to watch the sun rise and fall and I was rewarded with a massive fire that destroyed my old house rendering me homeless.
16. 2016-03-18 at 9:35 PM UTC in ARE DAGOS REAL
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    Every empire must fall. EU is next.
17. 2016-03-18 at 9:34 PM UTC in Are you really going to let these spammers spam Bad Ideas, Lanny?
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    Give every account registered in 2015 admin powers.
18. 2016-03-18 at 9:30 PM UTC in If you had to clean a turd from a bathroom sink how would you do so?
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    [greentext]>implying the fumes will not kill you.[/greentext]
    What you posted may be accurate but its also simplistic is stupid to mix lye and Sulfuric acid.

    
    
    The fumes might kill YOU maybe with your weak liver but I've inhaled lethal doses of carbon monoxide, passed out with a splitting headache and I was fine 10hrs later. I've also yet to see anything posted that can match the destructive power of my suggestion.
    
    Piranha acid would be my second choice with Hydroflouric 3rd. They are probably safer and easier to use but not as badass as my first idea which would probably destroy the sink faster than the HF.
    
19. 2016-03-18 at 9:15 PM UTC in Iter Vehemens ad Necem ; IVAN
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    http://ivan.sourceforge.net
    
    
    IVAN is a roguelike/ RPG/ Dungeon Crawler.
    
    The graphics are simplistic but the difficulty is intense, way tougher than dwarf fortress. I like it much more than Bindings of Issac.
    
    I've been playing this game for 3 years and never made it past the second dungeon because of FUCKING LANDMINES.
    
    You start off completely naked and unarmed with a dog that always gets killed if you bring him along. If you aren't killed by a Giant Hedgehog, Zombie, or a crit Rat decapitation in the first 10mins you can find enough gear to make it to the end of the first dungeon and fight a giant mutant plant.
    
    You can also lose both your legs and continue fighting by crawling and using magic wands and healing potions. You can gain back your limbs by praying to various Gods. My favorite diety is the Destroyer of Worlds who almost always replies to prayers with "PUNY MORTAL, YOU ARE NOT YET WORTHY" and striking you with lightning, but rarely he will provide you with a demonic minion that kills anything in a few moves.
    
    I spent all day yesterday playing this. The only thing that can stop me is random crits, running out of food, booby trap door bombs, hidden Landmines and accidental magic lighting bouncing off the wall and hitting my METAL sword giving me a lethal shock.
    
20. 2016-03-18 at 8:57 PM UTC in Crouton
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    Its supposed to be for helping with heroin withdrawals like imodium. Its not meant to be abused.