Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-03-21 at 11:12 PM UTC in 2 mornings ago
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This happens when I don't eat for a week and smoke tons of meth. Its the shadow people ∆
2. 2016-03-21 at 11:05 PM UTC in Must maintain triangle man person
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   stop, i can't imagine you having a motorcycle or women attracted to you

   
   The church of trianglism will open up a motorcycle repair shop that replaces the wheels with triangular ones. It will just be a front for a biker meth cook operation though.
   
3. 2016-03-21 at 11:01 PM UTC in Would you pimp your girlfriend/wife?
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   Girls are always whores unless you're mean and controlling and yell at them for having male friends and say "WHO THE FUCK IS THAT WHY ARE THEY HITTING ON YOU". Even if you aren't like this they won't remember in the end anyways. They are all mindless sluts that only exist for procreation purposes that's all they can/know how to do. Their brains don't allow any more depth than that.
4. 2016-03-21 at 10:59 PM UTC in 2 nights ago
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   ∆
5. 2016-03-21 at 10:57 PM UTC in Ashley Murder Collage
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   [greentext]>not murdering her with a triangle[/greentext]
   
   For shame Ronaldo sploo for shame
   
6. 2016-03-21 at 10:50 PM UTC in Lanny, as per your request
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   If someone sends me $50 I'll buy syncans and take massive doses for everyones entertainment. I will even IV it.
7. 2016-03-21 at 9:21 PM UTC in Lanny, as per your request
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   you gots the cancer, captain?

   
   No, Lanny made that part up.
8. 2016-03-21 at 7:53 PM UTC in On converting ASM to Bytearray Shellcode and it's applications in malware.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Cryptors and packers are added to the scanner definitions and detected as suspicious as fast as they come out. It's not the packer or cryptor that makes the old trojan FUD again, it's the way you use the cryptors/packers. The scanners are not designed to detect packed files which have been packed using a variety of different packers in a certain order.

   
   Incorrect, crypters and packers might get flagged as PUP's. But the definitions are updated on the basis of the new signature that results from encoding X malware with Y crypter. Other than that, heuristics are employed to detect malicious code. Heuristics are defeated by the encryption/packing itself and signatures are defeated when the encoding/packing is done polymorphically.
   
   I actually encoded the shellcode in the OP with polymorphic XOR additive feedback, as such there's not an AV solution in the world that can prevent it from executing which is why metasploit has appropriately named this encoding scheme "Shikata ga nai" which is Japanese for; it can't be helped.
9. 2016-03-21 at 3:59 PM UTC in I wish I could afford to get lipo
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   I'm not even a huge fatass but i've gained a little bit of weight ya know lol man fuck running on a treadmill all the time and wearing out my heart. I guess I'll just try my best to go on a diet/watch what I eat and by the end of this year, I should be alright. Back in highschool the first year I was tubby and literally all I did was stop drinking soda and cut back on junk food and by the end of the year I lost like 20lbs and people noticed and gave me compliments it was great. So my plan is to do the same this year
10. 2016-03-21 at 2:36 PM UTC in Lanny, as per your request
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    For some reason HTS in Tinychat seemed to seriously think we were the same person (alter egos), possibly others as well. Are you really a rich Pakistani playboy after all?
    
    CF, if you're really giving your money away, may I have some to get my life together (currently a post-mental breakdown hikikomori who's too resistant/afraid to form human relationships)? I want to become a darknet dealer, which I think I would be suitable for, and startup capital would be useful.
    
    paypal: [email]bukujutsu@gmail.com[/email]

    
    
    I hope you don't take this personally but your entire being, specially including what you plan to do with your funds, is anathema according to my view of the world. I cannot in good conscience give you anything but my best wishes.
11. 2016-03-21 at 2:34 PM UTC in Lanny, as per your request
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    ^^ Yee, that's pretty much it. Cap't said he'd donate to the site if I would fix it, I said I'm working on a fix for a few of the major issues (namely a migration back towards vB3 or 4 which have less buggy/broken approaches towards things like PMs), he said he has cancer and wants to give his money away and I said it'd be better spent with givedirectly, my personally preferred charity which operates by making direct cash transfers to the extremely poor primarily in Kenya and Uganda (a preference made based on the empirical efficacy of the strategy in improving human lives per dollar spent).
    
    Considering the personage in question I think it's safe to assume cap't donated a few bucks and used either photoshop or the browser dev tools (either of which would make it trivially easy to falsify the amount donated) to come up with the screen caps in OP. But my skepticism aside, donating any amount to a good cause is a commendable deed, I'm happy if even a couple of dollars went to helping people who could make better use of that money than people like me or CF.
    
    I could rant for a while on why effective altruism is a good thing, on why first world citizens wildly underestimate both the amount of happiness their money can buy for others, and the happiness they can get from helping others, but that's largely besides the point. The relevant facts here are that starving niggers just got somewhat less starving and that's a good thing. A better thing than you're going to feel all month. A thing which, if you invest in it, will justify your depressive suffering because no matter how bad the exetencialist sense of emptiness we feel as a product of who we are, our upbringings, the albatross of western intellectualism about our necks, something good has been done and even if we are so emptied of a meaningful emotional existence we can at least acknowledge, on a purely intellectual level, that something good has taken place here.
    
    **drunkpost

    
    
    While you are right to be sceptical, in this case all $500 were donated. You cynical ass nigga 😒
12. 2016-03-21 at 1:52 PM UTC in Ashley Murder Collage
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I really need to kill this bitch already
    
    I won't though :(
13. 2016-03-21 at 12:31 PM UTC in Ashley Murder Collage
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14. 2016-03-21 at 5:23 AM UTC in My benadryl supply is rapidly dwindling
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    do a water extraction on tobacco, then get the powder, mix it with ground up wonka factory nerds, put it in peanut butter and shove it up your ass

    
    I prefer everlasting gobstoppers.
    
    I found something more hardcore than pills.
    
    
15. 2016-03-21 at 5:20 AM UTC in Niggasinspace incorporated
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Some more ideas
    
    - make and sell ISIS flags, communist flags, DPRK flags, Nazi flags. You can't find these anywhere and it wouldn't cost much.
    
    -Meth pipes with a triangular bowl
    
16. 2016-03-21 at 5:17 AM UTC in Shoplifting from a grocery store, I'm a horrible thief.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I have been cooking my food Into triangles lately. Triangle omelette ∆
17. 2016-03-21 at 5:13 AM UTC in Must maintain triangle man person
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    My phone ruined the thread title. ∆ pls fix lanny
18. 2016-03-21 at 5:11 AM UTC in Kraken is arguably the best name for a botnet ever.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I would call it Taepodong-2
    
    
19. 2016-03-21 at 5:05 AM UTC in *pisses in a drinking fountain*
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    When I was 12 years old I was sleeping at my moms house and her boyfriend and his daughter were there( a cute 10 year old loli)
    
    At 3am I saw my moms boyfriend wake up and try to piss in a beer bottle and I could hear it getting all over the floor. Funniest shit I've ever seen. I was also in mid-grope with the loli and we just stayed quiet until he went back to sleep.
    
20. 2016-03-21 at 5 AM UTC in PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You broke new topics on my phone you... You... [SIZE=48px]DOUBLE NIGGER[/SIZE]