Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-03-22 at 1 AM UTC in Dosed this girl with about 5 table spoons of my semen last night
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   Are you sure you didn't traumatize her?

   
   
   She said I did.
2. 2016-03-22 at 12:42 AM UTC in Ashley Murder Collage
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   what was a crib leg bag shit again

   
   
   
3. 2016-03-22 at 12:38 AM UTC in Dropping some dank OC
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   what are the chances that the trianglists aren't joking about their beliefs, and this is some kind of shared psychosis?

   
   We can communicate through astral projection during our bundy trips
4. 2016-03-22 at 12:36 AM UTC in Sploo's mom OFFICIAL VIDEO
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   ∆
5. 2016-03-22 at 12:34 AM UTC in Harm reduction for DPH and bundy
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   Dph and alcohol is my daily tipple. The booze fixes the dph hangover too.
6. 2016-03-22 at 12:33 AM UTC in ARE SLIPPERY SLAPPERS REAL
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   LOL
   
7. 2016-03-22 at 12:26 AM UTC in ARE DINGOS REAL?
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   come live with me

   
   
   Trianglist HQ when
8. 2016-03-22 at 12:24 AM UTC in Anyone into the occult?
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   [greentext]>I was rewarded with a massive fire that destroyed my old house rendering me homeless[/greentext]
   
   Truly blessed

   
   
   I also made OTC rocket fuel and tried to turn a hot water heater into a fusion space station engine. I still never got charged with arson though which baffles me. I had 1000 boxes of matches in a pressure cooker in the basement and the firemen carried out all my huge jugs of iodine and they just sat there all winter.
9. 2016-03-22 at 12:21 AM UTC in IS THE BEATIFIC VISION REAL!?
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   Crib leg bag and trianglism is my religion
10. 2016-03-22 at 12:17 AM UTC in If you had to clean a turd from a bathroom sink how would you do so?
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    potentially explosive liquid hydrazine may be formed. While impure hydrazine tends not to explode, it's still toxic, plus it can boil and spray hot toxic liquid.

    
    OTC rocket fuel baby
11. 2016-03-22 at 12:10 AM UTC in My benadryl supply is rapidly dwindling
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    I've decided never to take more than 5 or 6 at a time anymore.

    
    
    ​I never take less than 10
    
    
    

    I forgot.. how does this stuff make you feel better, at all…

    
    Hahahahaha
    [FONT=sans-serif]Negative Effects of Diphenhydramine[/FONT]
    

    • Dysphoria
    • Sensitivity to sunlight
    • Loss of coordination
    • Panic
    • Dry mouth
    • Abnormal heart beat
    • Unable to speak complete sentences, gibberish, extremely forced speech
    • Blurred vision
    • Your pen0r will shrink for a few hours
    • Confusion, disorientation
    • Dizziness
    • Drowsiness during daytime
    • Muscle cramps
    • Nausea, vomiting (at higher doses)
    • Having to urinate every 15 minutes
    • Feeling like there is cement in your urethra when you do try to urinate
    • Temporary erectile dysfunction
    • Temporary teleportation
    • Seeing cars that might not be real
    • Talking like a complete retard
    • Not seeing cars that are real
    • Not seeing cats that are real
    • Nervousness
    • Loss of fine motor skills such as typing
    • Difficulty differentiating hallucinations from reality
    • Difficulty remembering that you are hallucinating even if you've already realized this 5 times (Think Memento on drugs)
    • SPIDERS POURING OUT OF FUCKING EVERYWHERE
    • Thinking hallucinatory spiders are laying eggs that will hatch once the trip is over and fill your house with a swarm of real spiders, so you try to set the thing you see them in on fire
    • Feelings of impending doom.
    • Feelings of regular doom.
    • Horrifying hallucinations.
    • Intense bodily temperature fluctuations.
    • Trying to sleep after large whole-bottle doses can be very hard to do; during so, you may experience violent bodily tremors that come and go in patterns.(could be fun for some)
    • walking into traffic, this is bad.
12. 2016-03-22 at 12:07 AM UTC in that innocence gives me a throbbing cock erection
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13. 2016-03-21 at 11:59 PM UTC in Legitimacy and viability of "GridCoin"?
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    Triangle coin when.
14. 2016-03-21 at 11:57 PM UTC in Sophie's tech prediction of the week.
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    Driverless space ships when
15. 2016-03-21 at 11:47 PM UTC in Have you ever seen...
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    Imagine a parent catching their 9 year old watching child porn. Situations like this are bound to have happened.

    
    
    I started the internet when I was 8 or 9 and downloaded so much CP from limewire
    
    its not our fault all these lolis keep posting nudes MAYBE STOP GIVING 10 YEAR OLDS LAPTOPS AND SMARTPHONES
    OMG LOOK AT THIS SICK FUCK
    
    
16. 2016-03-21 at 11:39 PM UTC in Do you think there will ever be self driving cars?
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    My rare matrix pepe got fucked because mchan hotlinking doesn't work.
    
    FUCK YOU UNIVERSE!
    
    

    
    
    Holy shit *bows towards triangle mecca*
17. 2016-03-21 at 11:36 PM UTC in Dosed this girl with about 5 table spoons of my semen last night
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    I fucked a girl while tripping on shrooms and she was so high afterwards she just sat curled up in a ball tripping hard for hours.
18. 2016-03-21 at 11:20 PM UTC in Niggasinspace incorporated
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    A triangular meth pipe wouldnt roll around it would sit flat and stable. ∆ knows I've broken a speed pipe before from it rolling off the table and smashing on the floor and it was worse than any breakup or death ive ever experienced
19. 2016-03-21 at 11:17 PM UTC in Shoplifting from a grocery store, I'm a horrible thief.
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    Is that cum on your omelet?

    
    
    That's the cheese I stole nigga.
20. 2016-03-21 at 11:12 PM UTC in I wish I could afford to get lipo
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    Just smoke meth.