Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-03-26 at 7:30 PM UTC in My cat has been terding a lot.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Cats belong outside.
2. 2016-03-26 at 3:59 PM UTC in Losers who blame everything but themselves.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Not to contradict OP, but there are definitely people out there with real struggles who aren't able to acknowledge them. Learn to recognize the things out of your control, sometimes you can do everything right and still need a little extra help.

   
   Feel very free to contradict me. If one is confident in their conclusion, they take no issue with points being raised. And if they are ultimately no longer confident in their conclusion, then what a treat it is to be set straight.
   
   There are certain things in life that are out of your control. Any matter that can be overcome by willpower is not. I don't begrudge people who have actual barriers to their own development and progression. I do have a problem with weak people who find it easier to make up reasons for being failures rather than admitting that they're just lazy or undisciplined shits.
3. 2016-03-26 at 9:36 AM UTC in Just had a fucken tremendous kek
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   I remember one time when I was 14 I asked my uncle who his favorite serial killer was
   
   I was like "Hey Mike, who's your favorite serial killer?"
   
   He goes "I don't know, I guess Ted Bundy,"
   
   I didn't get the joke until just now
4. 2016-03-26 at 8:45 AM UTC in bundy BRAIN GOUGING EXPERIMENTS
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   I think they might be bundy
5. 2016-03-26 at 8:40 AM UTC in bundy BRAIN GOUGING EXPERIMENTS
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Depending what those pills are i'm either jelly, or couldn't care less.
6. 2016-03-26 at 8:27 AM UTC in bundy BRAIN GOUGING EXPERIMENTS
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   
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7. 2016-03-26 at 8:24 AM UTC in bundy BRAIN GOUGING EXPERIMENTS
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   The calm before the shitstorm.
8. 2016-03-26 at 12:59 AM UTC in Losers who blame everything but themselves.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Also, not to pull a Lanny but Arthur is shitting on Bill Krozby right now and you can see how flustered Bill Krozby is. Keep it up, and come at me too bro.
9. 2016-03-26 at 12:50 AM UTC in Losers who blame everything but themselves.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   [greentext]>4 pages of mental gymnastics to circumvent having an ugly wife[/greentext]
   
   
10. 2016-03-26 at 12:46 AM UTC in Losers who blame everything but themselves.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    This never happened. HelloClarice so thirsty she got delirious.
    
    This is proof I cucked your wife, and I didn't even want to.

    
    
    It certainly happened. But I know your shame is so deep that no amount of denial to the "audience" will ever cover up the fact in your own little sperg head. Kek.
    
    

    Captain faggot is a huge liar about such things ^^
    
    I accidentally cucked his wife as well.
    
    I just don't got time for chicks likes that.

    Spoken like a true man whose gilfriend showed me her tits and wanted to bang.
11. 2016-03-25 at 11:23 PM UTC in I gotta lose some weight...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Came here to mention meth, stayed for the meth
12. 2016-03-25 at 10:44 PM UTC in Who is the biggest piece of shit on this site?
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    She has a 7 year old daughter with him. She's very basic in her understanding of the world I guess, has slight strabismus(serious) but is pretty cute, thin body etc

    
    You're going on the list.
13. 2016-03-25 at 10:12 PM UTC in Who is the biggest piece of shit on this site?
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    That wasn't a metaphor for gang rape.
    
    I bet it could be though.
14. 2016-03-25 at 10:05 PM UTC in TOTSE AI?
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    I think you'll have to try harder to get him off his ass tbh fam.

    
    One time I posted an IQ test on RDFRN and he literally scored 107.
    
    I have a photographic memory for such things.
    
    No wonder why he can't compute.
    
15. 2016-03-25 at 9:58 PM UTC in Who is the biggest piece of shit on this site?
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    I was a ringleader of my group of friends and we pretended sticks we found were weapons with magic powers and we'd battle imaginary monsters in the forest on quests :(
    
    Then I smoked weed. Once. I didn't even inhale.
16. 2016-03-25 at 9:55 PM UTC in I gotta lose some weight...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    yea, some meth will probably solve all ur problems
17. 2016-03-25 at 9:55 PM UTC in Got me some DOPE Friday night let's snort this shit up
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I have 1200mg bundy and a few beers for tonight.
18. 2016-03-25 at 9:41 PM UTC in Losers who blame everything but themselves.
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    Sploo didn't seem to think so when he professed his love for her.

    
    This never happened. HelloClarice so thirsty she got delirious.
    
    This is proof I cucked your wife, and I didn't even want to.
    
19. 2016-03-25 at 9:37 PM UTC in Losers who blame everything but themselves.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    its kinda funny that the only person coming off mad in this thread is captain falcon
20. 2016-03-25 at 9:24 PM UTC in Losers who blame everything but themselves.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    ^sploo's not rationalizing anything except the fact that your gf is pretty gnarly looking.
    
    /thread

    
    Sploo didn't seem to think so when he professed his love for her. This is all just the reations of a spergy little boy who felt jilted when he realized it was pity, not affection that someone felt for him
    
    

    ITT: Capt' Falcon on damage control duty

    
    ITT: Capn Falcon makes the haterz emerge from the woodwork and schools them. Meanwhile, Lanny the perpetually miserable man casts stones from the sidelines.