Trunp has magical hair. It's like cotton candy.
Yeah, I was like 14/15 during all that. I didn't start researching much of anything till a little bit later.
2016-04-28 at 6:10 AM UTC
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Dude....
I have an ant colony living inside me. I put a sugar-laced glass tube up my dickhole and let them crawl in. It hurts real bad, though.
^This. If you guess it will happen every year and pick the right year you win the apocalypse.
2016-04-27 at 10:46 PM UTC
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I should get a pocket pussy
Buy/invent pants with pussy pockets so you can just stick your dick in it from the inside and get fucked all day.
"Pussy Pockets. Get fucked all day."
2016-04-27 at 10:42 PM UTC
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My inbox knows what's up. I'm also the best user. Fact.
I'm sadly very busy right now and can't partake in the (explicitly homosexual) space nigga shenenigans.
I will be back, though.
I have noticed that Bill Krozby is incredibly jealous of other people's creativity. He always has to remind people that their threads have been done "in the last 9 month" or tell them that their jokes aren't original because he said something vaguely similar in a different context once. A true fuckboi if I have ever seen one.
It's a double-edged sword and both sides are smeared with shit. On the handle is shit, too and it's not a very good sword to begin with.
Spectral is intimidated by the black penis on his screen.
My browser indicates that website may be harmful to my computer. Reported for posting harmful links. Enjoy your ban.
Explain to me what fascism is and why it is bad.
2016-04-27 at 6:18 PM UTC
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** 2F-Ketamine **
I've always wondered the specifics of what ketamine does. I just spent the last half hour reading about it and watching videos of people on it.
Looks fucking horrifying. I'll stick to mdma thank you very much.
Your entire personality is a meem.
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Go die in a fire.
2016-04-27 at 5:17 PM UTC
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I should get a pocket pussy
Buy one of those toys that's an entire ass/vagina. I might get one of those myself.
Well = girlfriend/relationship?
Romantic relationships are toxic as fuck. They literally make you crazy. ALL romantic relationships. It doesn't matter if you've found "the one". It doesn't matter if you created a literally perfect sex bot. If you enter a romantic relationship with that thing, you're going to do damage to your psyche.
I knew this though. I fucking knew it. But everyone told me to get a girlfriend. Everyone had to push it.
But I fucking knew I was right.
Fuck.
(note that in the future I'll definitely go into a relationship again, but not attach myself emotionally)
I really lost my identity and place in the universe when I was in a relationship. That combined with a horrific GOD KNOWS WHAT trip (thought I was just taking ecstasy, should have tested) really fucked me up.
But things are finally starting to return to normal. I haven't even needed to take valium in a while. :)
