either way it scared the fuck outta me.
When you drink the bottle and you still aint drunk yet.
I have been busted with xanax, pseudophedrine, weed, bundy and the cops let me keep it all.
If I was at that barbeque I would have weed and booze.
^^ everyone who posted here is a fed
It's a state of mind. I've drunk pretty much nearly every day for at least the past 18 months but I wouldn't say I was "addicted"
Fake. I can see the pixels
Nada atm. Possibly possession of Class B if they really wanted to be sticklers for the law
"shitty psuedomath thread"
The General Theory of Kek Activity
Chapter 1 Establishing Kek Energy
1.1 Dubs Quotients
Through your shitposting experience and dalliance in chan culture it is assured you have passing familiarity with what are called "Dubs". If not dubs are simply posts ending in the same two digits. For the sake of simplicity we will only discuss dubs as posts ending in repeating digits. We will save factors such as trips quads quints and so forth for a later chapter. For the moment we can begin our study with introduction to The Dubs quotient (Dq) of a thread can be formulated by simply dividing the number of posts with repeating digits D, by the number of posts in the thread P.
Equation 1
Dq=D/P
1.2 Dubs Energy
Dubs energy (De). De of a given thread is simply the presence of Dubs in a given thread. De can be measured as follows:
Equation 2
De=(D*R)/P
Where D is the number of posts ending in repeating digits, R is the number of posts replying to posts ending in repeating digits end is repeating digits and of course P the number of total posts. By adding the variable of replies ending in Dubs we are able to find the Dubs energy the thread has accumulated.
1.3 Establishing Kek Energy
Building off the above equations one can establish the Kek energy (Ke) of a thread. We begin with establishing the Ki which is the number of posts (P) minus the number of times Kek is invoked (K) in that thread.
Equation 3:
Ki=P-K
Ki is the starting point of the study of Kek Energy because it is believed in order to summon Ke you need to invoke Kek and that is precicely what Ki does. We must also establish the Kek quotient (Kq) of a thread which is the number of times a post ending in repeating digits invokes Kek. It is found by finding the Dq of the thread as per equation 1. Since Kek is said to speak through repeating digits we can say in reference to a Kek thread and D is DKi or a digit kek invokes and so the Dq is an accurate reflection of how powerful the Ki of the thread is and so we divide this by number of Ki.
Equation 4:
Kq=Ki/Dq
After Ki and Kq are established we must determine the value of Kr. This is the number of instances where a post ending in repeating digits replies to a post ending in repeating digits. Essentially Kr is a count of instances where Kek replies to Kek. With the Kr we can now determine the Ke of a given thread.
Ke is established by multiplying the Ki the Kq and the Kr and dividing it by the total number of posts in the thread. This is a rudimentary method of establishing a basic Ke as we have not gone to deal with the effects of specific repeating digits it covers everything necessary to establish how present Kek energy is in a given thread. Specifically Ke is the number of invocations multiplied by the Kek quotient multiplied by the number of times Kek responds to a Kek post. This number is then divided by the number of total posts and the Ke is obtained.
Equation 5:
Ke=(Ki*Kq*Kr)/P
This is the basis of study for Kek Activity.
Nerdyness is a sign of intelligence.
You never see nerdy negros. And if by some chance you do find a negro who truly is a nerd they will have been totally rejected by their negro peers for their nerdyness and the intelligence perceived because of it.
You do not see this problem with whites. And while there are highschool tropes of nerdy kids being beat up it is not nearly as severe as the isolation and aggression their negro counterparts encounter.
These are fucking facts people.
