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2016-12-26 at 8:14 AM UTC in How bad are your teeth?I am ashamed to admit that my teeth are fairly yellow, and a bit crooked. They're not horrendous, and you can't see it unless you get up close, but I see it. I see it everyday in the mirror. My wife tells me they're not that bad, but she's a fucking liar. I really hate it. This is all because I didn't brush my teeth in my youth, I'd go months without it. If my oldest ever starts to rebel on that front, I'll just bare my teeth at him and growl or something.
It just fucking sucks. The one thing I can't really work to change without seeing a dentist or taking them out. I'm 100% on the rest of my body, no fucks given. But the damn teeth.
I'm thinking of taking the plunge with a dentist, they bother me so much. -
2016-12-26 at 8:08 AM UTC in Anyone else spending Christmas completely alone without a single person concerned with your existence?I was at a family gathering of 47 people including three infants. Yesterday we went to see my wife's side of the family. It was a hectic day. So no, I'm not alone by a long shot.
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2016-12-26 at 8:06 AM UTC in Your christmas haul.
Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher This. I fucking beg people not to get me things for christmas and birthdays
Everyone already knows that they're not getting anything from me unless its something that I already have and don't want anymore
I want to do this because I don't need socks and pajamas or gift cards, and I'm tired of buying them for other people as well. This is precisely why I prefer thanksgiving and other holidays which center only around the food and gathering bit. Those are my favorite bits. I still like getting toys for kids though, they actually appreciate them and get excited. How cringy it is to see a room full of adults pretend to like each others gifts. -
2016-12-26 at 8:03 AM UTC in My boys got dirt bikes, and my cousins got 4 wheelers...That sounds awesome man :)
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2016-12-26 at 8:02 AM UTC in Cooking pizza rolls without them bursting open
Originally posted by Merlin Too tasty to cut out completely and I'm sure are good in moderation. It's still good not to overdo it on sugar and things that quickly metabolize into sugar. I'm not a health nut either, but I absolutely can feel the energy drain from having sugar and alcohol, it is not about torturing yourself, rather you start to legitimately feel good.
Exactly. I work out to be happy, not fit. People think you're crazy when you say eating well and getting exercise actually make you feel better. Man, if people would just take care of hydration alone...
This said, I stop giving a fuck about diet on Holidays. No regrets though, that's what life is about. -
2016-12-26 at 7:58 AM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.Bill Krozby why are you so easy to manipulate?
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2016-12-26 at 6:24 AM UTC in Your christmas haul.
Originally posted by Lanny Sans one item this was the first year I got no christmas presents. I have to say I'm very happy with this outcome, I fucking hate getting christmas presents. I always feel obligated to get something in return and it's just awkward making a show of being grateful and a hundred other uncomfortable social routines around the tradition. It's a relief.
This. I fucking beg people not to get me things for christmas and birthdays
Everyone already knows that they're not getting anything from me unless its something that I already have and don't want anymore -
2016-12-26 at 5:01 AM UTC in i crummd buketzyou butthurt cause i tried to scam u
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2016-12-26 at 4:13 AM UTC in physical shitpostingmeyyyybebebebeyyeb
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2016-12-26 at 4:07 AM UTC in physical shitpostingchristmas stock
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2016-12-26 at 4:07 AM UTC in i crummd buketz
Originally posted by Bill Krozby no i didn't
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you said
"if i do those ones can you do my "recording" its easy enough where you could throw anything in to it cause its slow"
which means, if you record my tracks, i'll record yours -
2016-12-26 at 3:48 AM UTC in marriage
Originally posted by Bill Krozby i highly doubt anyone woman would want to merry you or have kids with you, not yet at least. maybe in 4 years that could be a possibility.
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2016-12-26T03:43:09.052694+00:00
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2016-12-26 at 3:44 AM UTC in physical shitpostingi relapsed on bundy because i couldn't buy beer. i wanted to just get drunk but then i got cucked, so i decided i had to lose 48hours of my life dissociating and being too fucked up to recognize my mom's face. then i got drunk with my uncle and stole 20 beers from my neighbors so it might be a few good days. i kind of want to destroy more shit over night just to see how much i can get away with, but also i'm worried about getting myself arrested/killed.
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2016-12-26 at 3:40 AM UTC in i crummd buketz
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Yeah so I guess you're a lil bitch and not going to work on that music project.. mmmmmk.
you said you would record my tracks first -
2016-12-26 at 3:32 AM UTC in marriage
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I say do it because you have no assets you can't afford to lose like property or vast savings. Mind trick and control her so you can get some of dat sweet pusssaay and then install hidden cameras all over your bedroom and GO TO TOWN on her, cum all over her face and belly. Get her to do increasingly more shameful and horrific sexual acts like anal, scat, pissing, fisting.
This entire time over the course of years you will be building a massive video repository and getting amazing sex the entire time. You can also drug her food and drink to make her sterile and more easily influenced.
Also take lots of nude pics of her than go and pretend to be her online and sell the nudes to idiots.
Thats what I would do. And I would honestly be doing her a favor.
if it doesn't work it could be a huge waste of time and a ton of stress. also if we had kids and then we got divorced it would be another problem. even though i've been treating her like shit i think if we actually got married i'd try not to make her into a depraved sex slave, caring feels and all that. -
2016-12-26 at 3:21 AM UTC in Your christmas haul.munee
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2016-12-26 at 2:57 AM UTC in i crummd buketz!H0O
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2016-12-26 at 1:07 AM UTC in Your christmas haul.I got one of those cheap VR headsets
Maybe it will make me want to get one of the high end ones -
2016-12-25 at 9:12 PM UTC in Your christmas haul.
Originally posted by Malice Most would rapidly be driven to madness by it. Human beings did evolve to be alone.
You're not wrong, but I'm barely human. -_- -
2016-12-25 at 8:41 PM UTC in Your christmas haul.
Originally posted by Malice Absolutely nothing, I exist in complete physical isolation.
I'm kind of jealous.