Well I used to have a pretty solid opiate problem but don't really use anymore. But yesterday I had surgery and the nurse hooked up the IV and i was like "yo whats in there tho?" and she's like FENTANYL and I was like ohhhh shit alright I'm down. So she hits me with the fentanyl and I felt it a little but obviously I have a tolerance still even though it's been a while since I did it. Since I was basically obviously still sober they hit me with fentanyl twice more and by now I could feel it pretty well. They started the surgery though and it was pretty painful so I was like ahhh fuck that hurts. The nurse seemed surprised so I just told her "I have a very high natural tolerance for opioids" and she was like "oh you do? alright hold on" then gave me more and I was like ahhhhh fuuuuuuuuuck this is good. Then I was thinking the whole time after I get out of here I'm going to shoot some heroin because this is so goddamn euphoric. So my friend took me home and I copped a little $10 of heroin from him but his friend was there and she was some uptight weaboo girl who isn't cool with people shooting up so I just melted it down and snorted it.
This podcast fucking sucks. All they do is make edgy jokes and stupid voices. And the woman has been talking for 10+ minutes about how much $$ is in his bank!!. Is it 2million!!?, 1million!!!?. What a fucking gold digging bitch.
I want to do a podcast where I tie these people up in my basement and record myself torturing them.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
lol you're telling him to have respect for the dead then you say you can't wait for him to kick the bucket, talk about being a capricious bitch, you need a cock shoved up your hole
I thought this was gonna be a thread about how theres some new kind of eco pavementand its not made from petrochemicals and this is gonna save the earth with vegan energy because its also vegan pavement made from cellulose and hemp.
