Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-12-29 at 8:23 AM UTC in I cleaned up my tabs for the first time in like 6 months
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Well back in MYYY day we didn't have tabs, and if you wanted to view a new site you just had to fucking say goodbye to the old one. You kids have it so easy these days. *shakes cane*

   
   Pfft. When I was a kid we couldn't afford canes to shake. We had a stick, and we carved it, and we liked that.
2. 2016-12-29 at 8:19 AM UTC in How do ya'll feel about killing?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sir slappy the sea turtle Op aren't you the guy that said he had friends that
   crucified a beagle? Why would you kill a dog or a kitty?

   
   No. I would never torture an animal, never have.
   
   I've only killed one dog and a few cats, it was always to end their suffering.
3. 2016-12-29 at 8:16 AM UTC in My boys got dirt bikes, and my cousins got 4 wheelers...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Can you take the same pic but without the Hershey kisses on your desk? Thanks.
4. 2016-12-29 at 8:14 AM UTC in Making actual love to a woman is the best feeling ever
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie I have known this feel. That being said, life, the universe and everything has a logic to it and makes sense if you have an IQ above 125.

   
   Yeah, the logic is 42. Though it would take a brain the size of a planet to... oh shit.
5. 2016-12-29 at 7:54 AM UTC in i think i must be psychotic
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   i was coming off a 3 day bundy/alcohol bender and drunk so i masturbated to a video of a mouse trapped in a hooker's pussy
   
   woke up and immediately ruminated on jumping headfirst off a building
6. 2016-12-29 at 7:08 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Dissociatives are a withdrawing opiate addict's best friend
7. 2016-12-29 at 6:39 AM UTC in alts thred
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ive hit my head hundreds of times in the past 3 weeks
8. 2016-12-29 at 6:25 AM UTC in Saw a nigga blantantly run a red light today/night.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fuck you red lights. Was he actually black though?
9. 2016-12-29 at 6:18 AM UTC in I cleaned up my tabs for the first time in like 6 months
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Malice, why don't you just bookmark? Remove bookmark when done. It's easy, and you can organize it a lot better than a session manager or huge stretch of tabs. Really, if you need much more than that then you may as well start taking notes.
10. 2016-12-29 at 6:14 AM UTC in Marijuana
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by cerakote i smoke but i dont care about the faggy side affects

    
    Same. I think that if you're going to damage your body you should at least know what the fuck you're doing. Learn the risks, accept them or don't. It's your choice.
11. 2016-12-29 at 4:23 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
12. 2016-12-29 at 4:05 AM UTC in Being an online or telephone sex worker
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Prepare to play therapist for 80% of your clients
13. 2016-12-29 at 4:02 AM UTC in Saw a nigga blantantly run a red light today/night.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Who gives a shit? As long as they didnt fuck up traffic extensively its what it is.
14. 2016-12-29 at 4:02 AM UTC in How do ya'll feel about killing?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice You're a terrible person.

    
    do you really think betabetizing that sentiment makes me consider it any differently than I have internally?
15. 2016-12-29 at 3:58 AM UTC in drug addiction
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie Yeah, the love for opiates will never, ever leave you. Trust me, i have the same, but YOLO i still do oxy three days a week.

    
    Yea but it gets lame af when you feel like you need it or you're gonna get all emotional and shit lol. And have that disappointed feeling when you could be feeling awesome if you did acid instead..
16. 2016-12-29 at 3:41 AM UTC in ebay is gay
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    They wont lemme buy stuff w/a gift-credit card (why the fuck not?) I bought the thing just so I wouldn't have to wait 3 days for GAYpal to transfer from my account. And I got the card last night so it aint cause its too soon, it just cause ebay is gay & stupid. Also I know the card works cause I bought something from a diff site.
17. 2016-12-29 at 3:30 AM UTC in Being an online or telephone sex worker
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Thats old school... Get some nuts and whack off on webcam. I don't think you gotta your face(?).
18. 2016-12-29 at 3:26 AM UTC in I cleaned up my tabs for the first time in like 6 months
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    How many fuckin tabs did you leave open and why not just close the whole thing and start over lol.
19. 2016-12-29 at 3:21 AM UTC in Saw a nigga blantantly run a red light today/night.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Looked at the dash-cam video and looks they were already stoped at it then randomly decided to run it without even looking, right in front of a van...lol what a retard.
20. 2016-12-29 at 2:48 AM UTC in Being an online or telephone sex worker
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Haley it pays good, especially if you have a cute voice

    
    Fucking perfect