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2016-12-09 at 3:28 PM UTC in Post your rig1tb WD HDD
16gb ddr3
msi z97a
i3, unsure which model
700-something watt psu
gtx 660
2 monitors
razer blackwidow tournament
razer mamba
logitech g230
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2016-12-09 at 3:24 PM UTC in In the interest of transparency(ATTN:Lanny)
Originally posted by Sophie I would link you cause for concern(on my part at least) but i don't want to overplay my hand.
the only time i've ever had anything like that has been my ISP seeing i torrented things, which was months ago and ive downloaded LOTS since then... -
2016-12-09 at 3:19 PM UTC in Someone decided this website was tasteless
Originally posted by Sophie >embodiment
>self-immolation
Originally posted by greenplastic when i was in afghanistan they blocked zoklet for "child pornography"
step your game up breh
my school district blocked 4chan for the same reason -
2016-12-09 at 3:15 PM UTC in Scientif News: Mars Human Face
Originally posted by bling bling y u turnt on me wy dont u go bum plastikote if ur gona jus com shit up my best threds
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2016-12-09 at 2:21 PM UTC in The earth is NOT flat. It is CONCAVE.
Originally posted by antinatalism that's because the illuminati instilled the paradigm of relativism into plebs' minds so that ppl would keep fighting each other. divide et impera always works
please, die screaming -
2016-12-09 at 2:05 PM UTC in I think bling bling might be part of all of our subconsious coming together to make postsbling bling is a paki
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2016-12-09 at 2:02 PM UTC in In the interest of transparency(ATTN:Lanny)
Originally posted by greenplastic lol, you haven't hung around here much…
wow, what gave it away? the fact that my acc is less than a week old? -
2016-12-09 at 1:58 PM UTC in In the interest of transparency(ATTN:Lanny)>caring about obseg
fucking pleb, the poh-lease arent gonna do anything
half of my posts have been on district-issued laptops during school lmfao (including this one) -
2016-12-09 at 1:56 PM UTC in i wish i had real friends
Originally posted by the holy ghost you're yum posting on seroquel analog
i dont know what this means
Originally posted by the holy ghost do you always give the most predictable response to every post
now i'm thinking you might be EmailMyPants
i email my pants to anyone who wants them
Originally posted by Sophie >zoklet is dead
no wai
Just goofing around i think this will be the right time to tell you a little something about our history.
Genesis
In the beginning there was darkness and Cerf-Khan said: Let there be internet! And so it was. People from all over rejoiced and marveled at Their creation. Soon enough, they had a following of loyal Techpriest Enginseers, and their power was great indeed. For they shared in the Grace of Khan. The most powerful of Techpriests went by the name Jeff Hunter and it was He who spawned The Temple of the Screaming Electron. Acceptance reigned supreme as no one was excluded, save for the few individuals who did not know how to operate Dial Up internet connections and connect to text based BBS'. And honestly who needs stupid people in a community that thrives on information anyway?
For twenty years straight, from before the existence of chans, TOTSE reigned supreme. But alas, it was not meant to last. I wish i could tell you an ebin story of how TOTSE died in a blaze of glory, yet it would be nought but a lie, for it was laziness and underaged titties that did the great Jeff Hunter in. He posted a TATA FOR NOW and that was the end of it…
Totse, a new hope
Zok was an unassuming junior Techpriest in the employ of the great Jeff Hunter but he had a great destiny, set by Cerf-Khan all those years ago. For it would be he who would set up our new Promised Land. Long had Zok dabbled in the art of forum creation and when such time came he knew it would be him to heed the call. At the end of totse and at the bottom of the now legendary "TATA FOR NOW" post Hunter directed the denizens of Totse to their new home in a final act of benevolence.
The great migration
Many were lost in these times and so it has been ever more. As a general rule we lose half of our userbase each migration. In the past this was no different. Needless to say our community has been decimated over the years.
Prosperity
We had a good run with Zoklet while it lasted.
The Great War
Over the years Zok had assembled an army of admins, super moderators and moderators to keep the plebs in check. Needless to say this caused a lot of friction, there's a lot of stuff here but it comes down to the fact that the Zoklet administration had grown elements of a dictatorship, spear-headed by yours truly. Besides, our community has never been one for respecting authority, so in a lot of ways this was inevitable.
(inb4spectral)
Era of Strife
And lo, a DOX was cast which would topple the once mighty Zok. How the mighty have fallen the public decried. And as catastrophe was about to befall our community once more people sought refuge in the ancient texts of Khan that said a mighty profit would champion the cause of The Temple.
Many tried and failed, there was one particularly dramatic episode with Arnox and IntoSanctuary. Idio and Redfern were hit by a DOX as well. LLZ another spawn of my and some weird tranny's making fell to the forces of my allies when i switched side to Redfern.
Peace at last
It was then when a young computer programmer from San Francisco rolled a pirated copy of vB5 onto a pentium 60 personal computer from the 90's and spake thusly:
NO MODS! NO MANAGERS!
And here we are, peace at last.
Further reading on Encyclopedia Dramatica. I would link the articles but they're getting DDoS'd lel.
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2016-12-09 at 1:09 PM UTC in i wish i had real friends
Originally posted by the holy ghost a network of people exploiting the most violatile aspect of their personality to disastraous results and/or people with bad social skills.
both -
2016-12-09 at 1:07 PM UTC in i wish i had real friends
Originally posted by the holy ghost did you actually do any of these criminal things or are you looking for edgelord status because i have mine
not the ones in question but as a general rule yes i am a degenerate
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2016-12-09 at 1:06 PM UTC in Crippling alcoholics thread
Originally posted by zok jr. Careful man it is a slippery slope.
i want some fucking booze fugggg -
2016-12-09 at 1:04 PM UTC in i wish i had real friends
Originally posted by Sophie Since we're talking, how'd you end up on our little corner of the internet anyway?
looking up criminal things, someone posted about zoklet (which is ded), which led me to totse (which is also ded), which led me to here, and i like it here -
2016-12-09 at 1:02 PM UTC in I masturbated.
Originally posted by the holy ghost i expected this response
judging by the responses in this thread you arent liked, try not being an autismo -
2016-12-09 at 12:30 PM UTC in i wish i had real friends
Originally posted by Sophie The two of us post the most memes per capita on this forum.
correct
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2016-12-09 at 12:24 PM UTC in i wish i had real friends
Originally posted by Sophie One of my favorites so far is:
*tips guy fawkes mask*
m'legion
yes that one was a masterpiece -
2016-12-09 at 12:22 PM UTC in i wish i had real friends
Originally posted by Sophie Hahaha, oh Cerakote you say the darnest things. You're by far my favorite person to memepost with.
that tfw when youve been officially inducted into the tbh fam -
2016-12-09 at 12:20 PM UTC in The bling bling ouji board threadI sense fag mix n ccush
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2016-12-09 at 12:18 PM UTC in I masturbated.
Originally posted by the holy ghost you're that guy everyone found really annoying
youre not wrong -
2016-12-09 at 12:17 PM UTC in i wish i had real friends
Originally posted by Sophie *tips troller.png*
m'memelord
*tips ironic maymay*
M'9gag