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  1. #61
    Originally posted by Discount Whore Lol she runs everyday. I've posted a picture of her ass here before. You don't get an ass like that without running.

    She runs because she doesn't want to have sex with you or even be in the same room or look at you but you chase after her like some kind of obsessed rapist anyways.
  2. #62
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Discount Whore Lol she runs everyday. I've posted a picture of her ass here before. You don't get an ass like that without running.



    Originally posted by Discount Whore http://imgur.com/a/takOV

    Like I said last time, reverse image search it faggots.

    She does have a nice peachy ass. Good chance you're getting cucked; it would explain why she rarely wants to have sex, as I've outlined before, women are naturally hypergamous and will attempt to trade up whenever there's a clear disparity in your sexual market value. To put it simply, she could do far better than you. Do you really think she hasn't met multiple fit beta males while out exercising?
  3. #63
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Obviously her parents gave her too big of an allowance when she was growing up.
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  4. #64
    I've had sex with fat chicks and I don't think they give any better head. Tittyfucking however, its nice not to push into sternum like it does with a good violent tit fuck
  5. #65
    Her shirt is inside out, not classy mate shape it up.
  6. #66
    Oy. Who said she rarely wants to have sex with me? This thread was like three weeks ago faggots. We have sex usually once everyday, she was just recovering from surgery.

    I know 100% she's fucking other guys because we fuck other guys together.
  7. #67
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    just don't get married to a cunt, problem solved.

    /thread
  8. #68
    Originally posted by Discount Whore I know 100% she's fucking other guys because we fuck other guys together.

    Okay folks go home, nobody can top this POST OF THE WEEK
  9. #69
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Discount Whore Oy. Who said she rarely wants to have sex with me? This thread was like three weeks ago faggots. We have sex usually once everyday, she was just recovering from surgery.

    I know 100% she's fucking other guys because we fuck other guys together.

    I'll let you borrow mine if I can borrow yours
  10. #70
    Reminder OP is a self admitted cuck.
  11. #71
    Originally posted by Discount Whore Oy. Who said she rarely wants to have sex with me? This thread was like three weeks ago faggots. We have sex usually once everyday, she was just recovering from surgery.

    I know 100% she's fucking other guys because we fuck other guys together.

    Holy triangle of Spidermite... what a fucking cop out. Whoa.

    You are a super cuck, dude. Never talk to me again.
  12. #72
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Reminder OP is a self admitted cuck.

    Serious question: Would you let me cuck you and lose my virginity via your wife? As in, you could be in the room watching, possibly tied up, if you wanted. Being a handholdless virgin, I am of course as pure as the morning snow. Just curious. I've honestly had other members offer to let me fuck their wife of girlfriend in the past because they felt so bad for me.
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  13. #73
    You don't have a penis, though.
  14. #74
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I got cucked by the pickle jar today, It was really hard to open =(
  15. #75
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Malice Serious question: Would you let me cuck you and lose my virginity via your wife? As in, you could be in the room watching, possibly tied up, if you wanted. Being a handholdless virgin, I am of course as pure as the morning snow. Just curious. I've honestly had other members offer to let me fuck their wife of girlfriend in the past because they felt so bad for me.

    ive let virgins bang chicks of mine...
  16. #76
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I got cucked by the pickle jar today, It was really hard to open =(

    if you had rinsed the pickle juice off first it wouldnt have hurt so bad.

    or...is that exactly what youre into...

    or more appropriately, what is into you...
  17. #77
    Originally posted by Malice Serious question: Would you let me cuck you and lose my virginity via your wife? As in, you could be in the room watching, possibly tied up, if you wanted. Being a handholdless virgin, I am of course as pure as the morning snow. Just curious. I've honestly had other members offer to let me fuck their wife of girlfriend in the past because they felt so bad for me.

    Why not?. He is a self admitted cuck so he is most likely 100% into it if she is.

    You should get her to make an account here and post we will be very nice to her I promise ;)
    post some more pictures we will treat her right.

    Hey someone call Sploo.
  18. #78
    $500 for a half hour malice
  19. #79
    I can tell she's doing it for free and you accept it. Don't act like a pimp you cuck bitch.

    Fucking hilarious.
  20. #80


    Yes its for free. I don't know why pimping out your girlfriend would be somehow better thing to you.

    Me and her fuck the same guys/girls, it ain't cuckhold.
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