Originally posted by aldra
nothing officer, no problem here
Perhaps me giving you a blowjob might REFRESH YOUR MEMORY.
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2017-02-15 at 12:06 AM UTC
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GFuel is not a joke
New idea:
-Go to open mic night at comedy club
-Place GFuel in front of mic
-Enjoy your new career as the king of comedy
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Originally posted by bling bling
how to convert codene to codene tht u can iv
Carve a hole in your arm and just mash it in there. Put a band-aid over it when you're done.
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Bubba wuz good OG . Respek
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Gay fundamentalist here. What's the problem.
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2017-02-15 at 12:57 AM UTC
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Happy valentines days guys
Originally posted by Discount Whore
Yes but I can still finish on most opiates if I haven't taken too much. My ex-gf used to love tramadol because I'd get frustrated and go at it for hours.
Fucking for hours is not fun. Once I get to the frustrated can't cum part it's just tiresome and repetitive. I'll still get into it, and I understand the frustration aspect, so I get into it max aggressive and when it still proves futile I become disheartened and just give up. "I'm sorry, my dick is broke" is my classic finishing line. "That's OK MQ I've already came like 10 times," is hers.
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I have fucked everything from bags full of broken glass to bundles of the smoothest silk this world has to offer. In my opinion, nothing brings greater satisfaction than a nice tight shit-filled bleeding pre-pubescent boy's asshole, objectively.
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Snib snab has now lost any remaining shred of credibility he had left on the site. If he's wrong about Windows 10 mobile, he could be wrong about anything.
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2017-02-15 at 12:11 AM UTC
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What is your earliest MEMORY?
I posted mein in the dream thread but nobody replied because you're TOo COol FOr SChool apparently.
Originally posted by mmQ
My oldest actual memory that I'm aware of is of my grandma changing my diaper and me liking it. I can remember which drawer in the bathroom she kept the diapers and I found it fascinating. Mind you I have no idea how old I was but I was still wearing diapers. I'm pretty sure I was only fucking 1 or something, but I vividly remember the diaper drawer and when it came time for grandma to change me how excited I became. I wouldn't say horny because I was fucking 1 year old, but it's pretty similar to how I felt. The changing was a big deal.
She probably only changed my diaper like 20 times in her life, if that. They lived 3 hours away so we only visited them a few times a year. I don't remember any other diaper experiences, just a handful of hers, and pretty much just the anticipation and the power of the diaper drawer.
Despite my occasional fable about boy/grandma relations, this isnt one.
What was yours? Do you have vivid memories of your early childhood or are they blurry? Do you remember your father penetrating your poo hole, or have you repressed it?
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I slit my baby's throat in his sleep so he could know eternal peace. That's what love is.
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2017-02-14 at 9 PM UTC
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Happy valentines days guys
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2017-02-14 at 4:31 PM UTC
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The Fun Bunch
I hope everyone is having a shitty, uncomfortable day.
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Just stop. We have it good. Stop begging like a mealworm
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2017-02-14 at 12:21 AM UTC
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My name is Jessica.
Hi Jessica. I'm MQ. Is your dad still alive?
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2017-02-14 at 12:38 AM UTC
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My name is Jessica.
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump
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