2017-02-23 at 11:54 PM UTC
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Flat mooners
Neil Armstrong had a micropenis and never left his home. Fact.
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2017-02-24 at 12:10 AM UTC
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Just went to jail
Originally posted by infinityshock
no one was joking
Have you ever been incarcerated ?
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2017-02-24 at 12:37 AM UTC
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Just went to jail
Originally posted by infinityshock
once or twice…or so. give or take…
as a caveat: i am not a felon; i can own guns…vote…hold office everything normal people can do.
I was just curious if you had firsthand experience with jailhouse penetration.
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Originally posted by Actor
Here dog, you can add my info to your freebies, I don't give a shit and have nothing to lose. 
Charles A. Mazurek
3213 Nash Street
Southfield, MI 48075
D.O.B.
June 3, 1988
SSN:
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Mastercard:
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3/2018
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2017-02-23 at 9:46 PM UTC
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Just went to jail
Originally posted by infinityshock
did you make lots of new friends who gave you free prostate exams?
Yes, bill. They just threw me into gen pop and all 100 inmates had their way with my butthole, as is standard in the county jail here at 3 in the morning. How did you know??
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2017-02-23 at 9:10 PM UTC
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Just went to jail
Originally posted by Malice
To be fair, driving on a bicycle while intoxicated puts you at serious risk, along with others, causing potential damage to their car, or leading them to an accident with others.
What about rollerblading?
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2017-02-23 at 10:22 PM UTC
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were is logic
Originally posted by Discount Whore
You guys should try shellshock on Steam. It is tanks on like, 50mcg LSD and some Crouton or something.
NO
Originally posted by Sophie
Bitches are all about that High School drama shit. Props to ebagga though, Average Jane is pretty decent looking IIRC.
Yes she is a looker, not to mention of course
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Originally posted by infinityshock
wait…what?
post pics
tee-hee
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I like the fake sorority initiation vids where they force the girls to eat each other's assholes. What. A. Treat.
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2017-02-23 at 3:21 PM UTC
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The official runebro thread
Originally posted by cerakote
which is why its remained afloat for 15 years right
So has Nickleback
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Originally posted by cerakote
is bundy actually fun or is it just a shitty meme
Take it and stare at 1998 windows screensavers.
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2017-02-22 at 5:14 AM UTC
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Posts per day graph
I would absolutely LOVE to have a furry dickhead. I'd use it as a brush to do face painting.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
youre just too stupid to live somewhere that has a climate more suited to human habitation.
i guarantee if you lived where i did…and didnt have AC…youd die on your first summer day. on the other hand, i guarantee if i lived in the shithole fuckfest you did…id be fine without central heat.
cold weather only requires adding more layers.
hot weather…you can only remove so much clothing before you die from heat stroke.
Seems you have a bit of African descendantry in you, Mr heat.
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Originally posted by You piece of shit
already did nigga. I have no fuckin ego nigga. I am jsut a fuckin virus in the system. I will die as quickly as I sprang but fuck if I wont rek it up rite quik.
Meh
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OK! Afterward we can all fingerbang one another's buttholes! Im luvin it!!!!
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2017-02-21 at 12:19 AM UTC
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share your stash
Originally posted by paradoxspace
What kind of cans do you got opened? Let me judge you by your taste in beverages
Judge me by my posting content. What cans do you think I have?
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2017-02-21 at 12:10 AM UTC
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share your stash
My stash consists of an overflowing ashtray and a bunch of empty cans and cups. Little black burn marks everywhere. Thank you
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Originally posted by RestStop
Cooperation with a certain individual. Close friend actually and nothing can sway them it seems.
You'll want to utilize street magic for this one. Awe your friend with impressive trixx causing him to change his mind.
You could also buy a black majik stone and use it to bash your friend's skull in until he's too retarded to know what he's agreeing to.
Lastly I as a child created a form of magic that I have dubbed
safe magic™ and it's where you go inside a cupboard and curl up in a tight ball trying to breath as quietly as humanly possible so Pa doesn't hear you and make you play the squiggly mouth catching game in the basement. That probably will be the least effective method but it seems pertinent you're aware.
GL
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2017-02-22 at 4:43 AM UTC
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Being in love kinda sux
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