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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    We undoubtedly know what Jill the can would do.

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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Jill 'Niggers, ruunnn!' the can
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I was victimized and cucked by niggers in general. Hi.

    -Jill the car
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock thats what you get for being a nigger loving faggot with a fag hat that makes you look like a faggot, you stupid nigger loving fag hat wearing faggot.

    At what point did you officially say "I'm a victim. I'm moving from here because of those niggers getting the best of me."?

    Did you make it to adulthood at least?
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Well I'm certainly not the guy to ask so I'll just say... live laugh love fall seven times stand up eight nobody cares if you can't dance just get up and dance in the end we only regret the chances we didn't take <3<3<3<3<3 (human heartipede)
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I enjoy that clip.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RisiR Inside my house looking out of my window into the window of my neighbor fingering herself.

    That really is a good question. What if the girl was 11 and did the same thing and you did the same thing? Like in essence if you're inside your home you can do whatever you want as long as the other person is outside of your house.

    You can legally watch a toddler-infant-preteen orgy galore as long as it's taking place in your yard and you are standing inside your doorway.

    You could legally blow your load on a newborn babby as long he was laying in a basket outside your place.

    LOOPHOL3!1!1!11
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Post a picture of your ball wounds and your stabs. Thank you.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ah yes with the proverbial children's socks nearby. Makes sense.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 1337 You need to listen to the Monday morning podcast.

    When's it on?
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie I think most of our organs do. Except our lungs.

    It would be neat if our lungs produced water on their own, just enough to keep them naturally cool and wash away any resin and build up caused from smoke and other potentially harmful inhalants. Slowly dripping on the interior wall like a slow motion waterfall. Bullshit it's not like that I say. I wonder which animal has the kewlest lungs.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Bury your hatchet in my woodstock fuckkkkkkboy

    I've always assumed bury the hatchet is incorrectly used and is more accurately translated as offering peace and then immediately defecting and burying an actual hatchet into the back of whoever's skull when they turn to walk away.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'll take this one.

    Although, there is a secondary tiern of flushing that involves pre selecting all the threads you intend to bump and writing formal responses to all of them in an ungarbagepostish fashion.

    By all rights a single double whatever page flush isn't a bad thing. As long as the flush is flush with flavor.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you double right click a user's avatar on their profile page it accurately displays their father's current or former email addys.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL They're fucking filthy.
    They are constantly bathing themselves, very clean animals.
    Piss all over the place,
    If they aren't retarded they do the exact opposite and piss in the one and only same place, every time.
    always stuffing their face,
    You literally decide when your cat gets to eat. If it's eating too much you give it less foodz.
    when they take a fresh shit it stinks to high heaven.
    And yours is lavender and honeydew scented I presume?They make deodorizing litter and little tents to contain any smell. I keep mine in the closet by the front door, can't smell a thing.
    Fur all over your clothes and place.
    indeed
    Fuck breathing cat fur.

    I'm picturing a man with a silver tie collecting his feline friend's furs and frizzles until they are clumped together tightly they resemble the size of a vagina and the vaginal REGION. He works diligently to create an artificial set of working lungs powered by light which he accordingly plants inside the fur pussy, lastly this most literal man lets out a peculiar sigh as he undoes his buckle and reads the comment on his screen again, 'fuck breathing cat fur.' As always, the Gods have commanded and the silver-tied man complies.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Number13 To be fair they're persian so they're muds too
    I approve of them being indoors cats though, mine just disappeared, never found out what happened to him so I figured someone else had taken him, better thinking that than he'd been run over, you know?

    He's fine. They're all fine. No cat has ever been ran over or hurt THEY ARE ALL FINE!
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Young girl's socks. Human meat. Cups filled with blood. Thank you.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Happy birthday to me FAGGITS.


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