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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh me loife m8s. Can we step up the entertainment with these exchanges? Fucking tl;dr and butt fuck me and faggot are not cutting it at all. AT ALL.

    ITS 2017. Fuu7uccckm!!!¡
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lanny So I think we've done this thread a few times now but I don't remember what the argument is.

    Like do you deny that alcohol reduces coordination, reaction times, and judgement in general? Or are these skills just not necessary for driving safely?

    What's your argument FAGGOT?
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock you're an idiot

    *urine
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I don't think you understand my question.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thank you.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop Just become a criminal if you feel you're going to be fucked anyways. If advance confidently in the direction of your own dream, in this case becoming a wealthy criminal, you will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.

    You should print up thousands of these on little paper scraps and sneak them into people's fortune cookies.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by AngryOnion What good will it do?
    It's not like anyone even cares how he feels anyway.
    I don't know, its like I want him to feel what I felt and experience shit from my point of view.

    Maybe just write down how you feel and tie it to a big ass rock which you hurl into his bedroom window in the middle of the night?
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Loki

    That was my dog's name . My childhood fluuff Samoyed. He was the KING of the snow. Loved the weather, loved to lay atop the big snowpile in our back yard as it grew over the winter.

    Loki would pull me around on a bike all the time. Sled dog all the way. Loki was and is objectively the greatest dog of all the times.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Though I have no concrete evidence to support this I fully believe I was the anchor to a complete blackjack table of faggots tonight. I wasn't sure if it was men's night or gay night or wtf, but never have I sat down at a blackjack table with all other strictly younger to middle-aged white men, well groomed, well dressed, nice teeth, cookie cutter type shit. None had the gay lisp and none ever said anything of a pure gay nature, but I'm quite fucking certain they were.

    Oh yeah they kept fist bumping me and buying me drinks for my table saving anchor skills.

    I'm tied up at Gerald's place now, feeling real good. I love life!
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver

    You shut your GODDAMNED filthy mouth right this instantt!!!
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump did you even listen to the music??

    I did m8! The first time. The whole thing.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You should've thrown a dad shoe at someone.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Malice should be a pizza topping.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Actor Why the fuck should I? Once I accept that I will never live the ultra-rich lifestyle why should I even bother giving a shit about anything? If i'm never gonna have any of that shit then I might as well give now because nothing matters, my lifes gonna be just as shitty as it is now anyways and will forever suck and be shit and I will probably just end up doing the same thing I wanna do now: kill myself.

    So don't accept it m8. You WILL become ultra rich. It's just not gonna be handed to you on a platter. You're due to hit the million dollar idea. In the mean time, sell piss balloons on Craigslist.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Gimme your dad's e-mail addy and I'll tell you the answer
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I don't know what to do. Wtf
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock should have studied harder, retard

    Would it be possible for you to not post your rampant faggotry in every thread? Thanks.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I remember this time when I was much younger, I was living in an area with a decent proportion of niggers and well, I just ran. I didn't stand my ground, I didn't fight for what was mine, I didn't do anything but let them dictate my decision to run away from them, tail between my legs. The day I left I even saw a large crowd of them snickering the way niggers are apt to do, surely because they got the best of me. It's not my proudest moment but it is what it is. I just ran. Across the country in fact. Flight or fight became 'just fucking run'. I don't know guys, I just couldn't stand the heat any longer. I know it was my home city, my home, my community, but I just pissed it all away because of some people with black skin.

    This is my first Victims Anonymous meeting so I don't know exactly how this works. I guess you can call me Jill.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    We undoubtedly know what Jill the can would do.

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