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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle


    sad face
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker What if they were just too weak to take it from you?

    Ah yes, the weakest weakling paradox.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle


    The old ATM credit card swipe. Timeless classic. At least he kept it subtle since it was out in public and being recorded.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It has been identified as: Buckthorn, Rhamnus cathartica - Invasive species, and apparently mildly dangerous for human consumption. Hopefully you didn't like, bake a bunch of Buckthorn pies or some shit.

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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Well then I guess everyone here just cares about every person that they argue with ever. D'awww how wholesome big happy caring family full of replies and cares! 😍
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've noted women's farts are often 10x more potent than a mans.

    Because they're always snacking on those Haribo sugar-free gummy bears.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Incessant I challenge you to a live sing off

    Show me a vocaroon sample of your work before I even CONSIDER a life challenge.

    Wait why am I challenging you? I'm not. I'm speaking for Casper I just decided.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Incessant I was just thinking the same thing. Like how my flat iron cane with a protective sleeve for when you're finished using it.

    Every product ever should have a protective sleeve no matter what it is. Even protective sleeves should have their own protective sleeves.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Still it would take a while to cool down wouldn't it…you make some toast then what? …you have to wait 30 mins till it drops to a temperature safe to put back in your pocket? Pointless!

    Perhaps it comes with a fire-proof cooling-sleeve that you can slide the toaster in after using it for fast temperature reduction and safe pocket storage.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    merry Christmas
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    You both remind me of this
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Murk Lore I need to work on my timing

    That could be kinda funny if that was your opening line and you just stood there for like 2 minutes of silence before delivering it.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by troon What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

    Get out of my car I HATE YOU
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sorry to bump this but I'm gonna be a nice guy and give a few of you a raging hard-on

    http://howbadismybatch.info/
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Try and have a good day. Mercury is in gatorade.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The mom can shut up now it's obvious the daughter is gonna keep saying the same thing
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I made fun of a mom for acting like a toddler to her toddler and got called out for being an armchair parent.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I am DEEPLY offended and that's not even my sister. I can tell she has a nice smile she's just doing a resty bitch face which I'm pretty sure we all have one of those and if you don't well you're lucky and can thank the universe for giving you a face that looks beautiful all the time no matter what. I wasn't so lucky but that's just me
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm THE GROUCH. They are wrong.

    I'm just grouchy when I'm around them because I'm not close to YOU
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It would be interesting to see two experts in their fields have a nationally televised debate with nothing but memes. Zero audio at no point can they verbally refute anything or ask any questions it just has to be in the form of memes.
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