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  1. #21
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Tell me a joke that you would tell if you were to do stand-up comedy

    What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by troon What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

    Get out of my car I HATE YOU
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  3. #23
    Ghost Black Hole
    do both or poor
  4. #24
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 WTF there's a real life racist sneaking around amongst us?

    Everyone is racist out of fear or says racist shit or self racist but a real RACIST is pure ignorance that one human ethnicity race inferior to another

    Silly af. It's always brainwashed culturalism that weakened IQ

    We're all in some degree capable to achieve with something that we can offer. We all serve a purpose you quarter bred taco bender
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  5. #25
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by troon What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

    Nothing if she hasn't learned from the first?
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  6. #26
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by A College Professor i went to a great antifa protest yesterday although it was almost like a BLM / antifa crossover but im not complaining

    You're in the northwest right now?
  7. #27
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by mmQ Tell me a joke that you would tell if you were to do stand-up comedy

    I need to work on my timing
  8. #28
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Murk Lore I need to work on my timing

    That could be kinda funny if that was your opening line and you just stood there for like 2 minutes of silence before delivering it.
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  9. #29
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Murk Lore

    We're all in some degree capable to achieve with something that we can offer. We all serve a purpose you quarter bred taco bender


    Lmfao man , heard.
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  10. #30
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Tell me a joke that you would tell if you were to do stand-up comedy

    A family walks into a talent agency. It’s a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, “We have a really amazing act. You should represent us.”the agent replies

    "Okay show me what you got"
    ...
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  11. #31
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Murk Lore You're in the northwest right now?

    im in northern califo i call it norcal for short ( and yes Lil Sporty was too chicken to meet at the black bear diner, AGAIN ( All these years and some things just never change ) )
  12. #32
    troon African Astronaut



  13. #33
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by A College Professor im in northern califo i call it norcal for short ( and yes Lil Sporty was too chicken to meet at the black bear diner, AGAIN ( All these years and some things just never change ) )

    Who's lil sporty? §m£ÂgØL?
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Murk Lore Who's lil sporty?

    U trollin?
  15. #35
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Women who low-key flex and brag about their mundane daily activities are so insecure it's pathetic to see happen.

    Boring ass bitches.

    Get over it ya triggered lil double posting bitch
  16. #36
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 U trollin?

    Im not. I'm forgetful at times. It's Lanny. Right? I recalled you calling §m£ÂgØL that once. I didn't know it was exclusive to lanny
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Murk Lore Im not. I'm forgetful at times. It's Lanny. Right? I recalled you calling §m£ÂgØL that once. I didn't know it was exclusive to lanny

    Yeah it's Lanny , smeegle can't be sporty I won't have that
  18. #38
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Yeah it's Lanny , smeegle can't be sporty I won't have that

    The bear in Walnut Creek on Olympic or PH near bart?
  19. #39
    Originally posted by Murk Lore The bear in Walnut Creek on Olympic or PH near bart?

    Yeah in walnut's creek , idk I haven't been there because sporty its his fault
  20. #40
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Yeah in walnut's creek , idk I haven't been there because sporty its his fault

    So they're both kind of in Walnut Creek. One borders Rossmore I think, near Kaiser and across from a highschool

    The other is off 680 near treat Blvd and ph bart
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