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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr new exercise outfit! i dig these colors! 🖤




    🦋

    What the hell is wrong with those pants?
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Buy 16 flowers, buy more days and buy more hours. But some cabbage pitch kids and also patch kids made of sours
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What do you do ? Sploo sleeps 24 a day sometimes. Do you too?
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    More dopamine in the neural cleft of your substantia nigra (section of the basal ganglia, a brain structure involved response selection) combined with restricted levels of GABA mean that the responses you normally wouldn't select now have a much lower selection threshold. This lower threshold means that you are more likely to do things that you would not normally do to such an extent.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood for what though

    For when you might really NEED something.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Candy cane, candy cane. Does anyone out there know Candy Cane?
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Lanny and Hilly should attend support group together

    Hilly reminds me of Hiledgard the fun new female kitty bitty my friend Shannkn got that I can play with all the time now whenever I want. 😊
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm in a silly mood. Here is a clip of me singing the Jurassic Park theme, for whom it may concern. Thank you.

    https://voca.ro/2CrRC5EK901
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Cheyes I hear theres some indians there is that true?

    Yeah. Some cowboys too.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Next time you get hammered and piss off the local Yee Haws, use your phone and download puffin browser to let you onto ezcapechat bltcforever

    Eh, I'm too lazy. Thank you though

    Thank you
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I dont have to imagine.

    Thank you.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Try living just off of several large Military bases during the Reagan cold years in California. where they were strictly for Air Raides of incoming nukes.

    they just test them here and there. no pattern just randomly. it was up to you to find shelter until it was done and an announcement would say "This is just a test"

    it's like "Whats the fucking point.. everyone became immune to it. we had one on the corner where I lived. they were 10 times louder than the ones they set off for lunchtime at 12 everyday.

    The point is they do it at the same time every day so you know that if you hear it any other time it's the real deal. So that's why if there is a tornado here at 10am on the first Tuesday of a month, we're all fucked.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's going to make getting around difficult all those crosses everywhere.

    They could be bendy ones that just spring back up if you drive or walk over them.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 why even respond to me messican, nothing you say will i believe.

    after all, we all know what true psychiatrists from john hopkins claim concerning you mental midgets. you're fucking insane, just like every post you make, reveals.

    I've noticed two trends of yours.

    1. You often use double exclamation points!!

    2. You're dumb
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Here is a picture I just took of a toilet in a person's garage. For you mashypoo.

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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Now as an adult do you accept responsibility for your transgression and wish you could meet that driver to apologize?

    Yes. But I'd still explain why it seemed like it was ok for me to cross because of the poor setup and he would hopefully also apologize to me and we would shake hands and nod in mutual understandmentation.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    One time, when I was 11, my friend Jake and I were riding our bikes to the bowling alley during the summer.

    We were at the crosswalk to one of the on-ramps of the main east and west interstate here. It's kind of poorly set up because the lane to go into it is really short, so as you're looking left to see when you can cross, it can be deceptive as some cars in the right lane going straight, presumably, will shift into the lane at the last second to get onto the highway.

    So anyway in my story I ended up thinking the coast was clear and started biking across and then suddenly I heard this pickup screech the fick out of his tires slamming on the brakes and stopping mere inches behind me.

    He was pissed obviously. I was pissed too. I think we both flipped each other off. I just think about how it's good that cell phones didnt exist then and he wasnt adjusting his radio or anything because I should have been dead.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash i want a gibson

    but i cant afford' it

    i said i want wan, but i can't have it
    It's not enough
    I need more
    Nothing seems to satisfy
    I don't want it
    I just need it
    To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you say that in front of a mirror in the dark at midnight a wild actro will appear behind you and smother you with a mustard stained white t shirt
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Maybe if it did I wouldn't have gotten my 4loko dui and I'd be an astronaut today. Fucking fuck.
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