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2021-01-28 at 2:23 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty'sThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-01-27 at 7:01 PM UTC in Mahomes or Brady?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-01-27 at 4:14 AM UTC in How can two gay people be 'married'?I love talking constantly about how I'm engaged.
Because now it is the main focus of my life, I just want to tell everyone and talk about it all the time. Especially around my single friends to remind them how they aren't even dating, let alone engaged.
I learned over 9000 ways to change the topic back to my engagement.
If people are talking about dogs, I love saying things like "my fiancee has a dog" then change the topic back to my fiancee and my engagement.
Or if I'm out at lunch and people are being inconsiderate talking about something else, I might say something like "I better not eat too much, I already bought my wedding dress and want to make sure I still fit it when we get married! lololol"
If someone comments on the weather, I will say something like "It can rain all it wants now.. so long as it doesn't rain on the [insert wedding date]" Then I pause so they ask about the date and tell them all about my planned wedding!
If I'm around strangers and nobody is talking (like on a bus or train) I might play with my engagement ring, laugh at text messages my fiance sent me a week ago or sigh loudly just to start a conversation about my engagement. If those fail I just put on my veil (I always carry it with me) and hum the wedding theme tune loudly while examining my ring in front of them.
Another good way to start talking about my engagement is ask people their opinion on wedding related things, like cakes, venues, dresses or asking people what they love most about being engaged.
My plan is to continue directing all conversation to my engagement for 6mths or so, then to my wedding for another 6mths.. then I'm not sure.. I will probably spend 6mths of finding ways to insert "my hubby" into every second sentence.
Once all of those topics have been used up I will probably get pregnant...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-01-27 at 3:15 AM UTC in How can two gay people be 'married'?Is this thread actually asking: Why don't others also believe in Catholicism?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-01-27 at 3:31 AM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty'sWhen you've invested hundreds of hours in watching youtube videos and parroting their claims on the internet, all the while insisting that you are 100% correct and everyone that doesn't agree is a fucking retard, completely unwilling to even have a discussion or consider anything else, people do one of three things when its comes to light that they're actually full of shit.
1. They go silent, or leave altogether, with no regard for their own incorrectness, just a simple tail tuck between the legs and backing off into the scraggly woods to die on their own.
I havent seen the likes of spectral in a few days so at least he is holding true to his promise, which is more commendable than just straight up leaving.
2. They double down, or 100 down or whatever the term would be. They DIG IN. They've already come this far and the shame and embarrassment from being wrong is too much for them to handle, but leaving would imply defeat, so they stay, getting madder and even less willing to engage in civil discussion, lest it reveals to any further degree the gaping holes in their beliefs and claims.
3. They, as an adult is sometimes able to do, they concede, and admit fault, accepting responsibility for their false claims. This of course takes a great deal of humility and a few slices off the ole pride banana, but ultimately serves as a testament to the quality of their character, and their ability to demonstrate a rational and mature mindset in terms of debate and problem-solving.
Or you're me, and you've never been wrong, so you dont have to admit fault, or swallow your pride, or apologize, because you're absolutely perfect in every single way possible.
I recommend just being and agreeing with me, always and forever.
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2021-01-25 at 10:51 PM UTC in So I went to barnes and noble with my mom today
Originally posted by Wariat I used to love barns and nobles whn i lived in the usa and wm glad theya res till around. I remember borders closing down and borders was my to go spot when I lived in Pasadena.
If you know nothing else about a person, one sure-fire way to determine if they're mentally retarded is if they call it 'Barnes and Nobles.' This is an objective fact.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-01-25 at 10:38 PM UTC in Mahomes or Brady?Mahomes is way more exciting to watch but I feel the Chiefs are gonna be the next New England Patriots for the next 10 years probably winning at least 4 or 5 superbowls so I'm rooting against them for now.
Not that I care for Brady but I think it would be a pretty kewl statement to switch to the NFC and just instantly win a SB with a whole new team and system, as a 43 yr old guy, beating on the up and coming young star that is Mahomes.
I predict
Bucs: 34
Chiefs: 30The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-01-24 at 6:51 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentBasking inside of a cloudThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-01-22 at 9:22 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
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2021-01-21 at 7:03 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty'sWake up in Biden's America.
Thousands of troops defending the capital.
Caravans of seven quintillion refugees charge across the destroyed wall. All of them pregnant, including the men.
My hourly wage is increased to $4,000 per femtosecond but a can of corn costs more than the national debt.
Try to start my car but it doesn't run on wind energy, start walking.
Get mugged twice on the way to work, losing both shoes.
Found a cop that wasn't being protested at to complain but when he talks Harris/Biden 2024 bumper stickers pour from his mouth.
An airplane drops a massive chemtrails that disintegrates all the American flags and legally registered firearms.
Open child rape taking place everywhere on the streets so much that it's like an obstacle course to get through it.
All the churches are being collectively torn down, with their materials being saved to build one ultra mega mosque in the geographical center of north america.
Everyone's dad's emails addresses are plastered on huge neon billboards on every corner of every street in the country, as well as all their other personal information.
Straight marriage is banned.
Caucasian individuals are being rounded up and burned alive in mass burning pits.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-01-22 at 1:29 AM UTC in Im back
Originally posted by rabbitweed I would congratulate you on getting clean from meth and heroin.
But I've been clean from meth and heroin since the day I was born and no one has congratulated me once.
So yeah, bit of a slow learner aren't you?
You didnt GET CLEAN. You have to be dirty first. Get yourself nice and dirty, and then properly clean, and I'll congratulate the FUCK out of your SHIT.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-01-22 at 3:56 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....*babby bottle
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2021-01-22 at 1:30 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionMary PhosphateThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-01-22 at 1:27 AM UTC in Im back
Originally posted by livingelegy How'd you get meth into prison? Did a pal keister it?
I would have raided the BK kitchen for burgers fries and maybe a sundae.
I would've taken all the paper crowns and tried to pawning them all at once at the closear pawnshop to that Burger King.
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Still watching your latest vids shamby. All I can do is give you a virtual thumbs up for your latest stint of sobriety and wish you well, as one does. No advice from me as you've likely heard it all before anyway and I dont need to toot either of our horns.
Although I would toot your horn. One time. In the bushes. Real quick.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2015-07-03 at 12:45 PM UTC in 500 Thankses
how pathetic does someones life have to be where they place value on something as trivial and insignificant as an internet 'thanks'
Quite. Quite pathetic.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2015-07-03 at 3:11 AM UTC in 500 ThanksesIn 2 puny months and just stripped from me like it NEVER EVEN HAPPENED. At least I can go to zoklet and see my thanks intact. I've been victimized.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-01-21 at 8:38 AM UTC in questionHow would he reply yo these questions:
Hey, can I borrow 5 dollars until next Tuesday?
Did you know the holocaust wasnt a real thing?
How old are you?
Would you like to come ice fishing with me tomorrow?
What size shoes do you wear?
What's your dads email address?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-01-21 at 2:59 AM UTC in Ugliest NISgger
Originally posted by Bill Krozby yes we know you have shit for brains being eaten out by worms fatso.
Lol. Calm down I want a fucking Bill Krozbydog. Imagine talking to your patrons that way
Just cuz a drunk girl walks up and talks shit your gonna be all drunk and get into a fight
If you want your stand to work you're gonna have to learn how to not be a defensive cuck.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-01-20 at 5:17 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty'sBiden said we cant harder our hearts we have to soften them and unite, right now, more than ever.
That's all we have to do. What a profound speech unlike any ever heard before.
All we have to do is unite.
That's it.
Thank you Joe Biden for your original and unique take on solving everything.
Everything is fine now. It's ok. Just have to unite. Dont harden your hearts. The time is now.
Now let us all sing amazing grace led by Garth Brooks. Let us not cringe at what we are doing, let us unite, and shed happy tears, and say AMEN a bunch.
The time is now.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-01-18 at 4:12 AM UTC in I'm so lonely that i try to keep Comcast customer service females on the line....Shut the fuck upThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
