2021-10-13 at 7:25 PM UTC
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Man I love having a car
Originally posted by Meikai
Ew. A car? Why would you ever want to leave your house? Disgusting. It's bad enough that you might want to go somewhere within walking distance, but "oh I need a special machine that is designed specifically to transport me hundreds of miles from my sanctuary" is disturbing beyond measure. 🤢🤮
But then you remember that the turtle museum is far away from you
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That reminds me that I somehow have never fucking seen The Thing and I am ashamed and embarrassed to admit it. That's what I shall watch, and then I will promptly kill myself right after. Goodbye forever !
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Six million , six thousand, what's really the difference even ? Still a national tragedy
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Why are we dying to live if we're just living to die?
Check it-
I grew up, a fuckin screw up, got introduced to the game, got a ounce and fuckin blew up
Just kidding
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I have 47 LBTGQ masks and I wear all of them at once 24 hours a day
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
I'll give you some layman's science though…
The size of the virus itself isn't really relevant when the virus is spread by MUCH LARGER droplets of coughed up nastiness…
If you hack up a green glob of gunk and spit it into a handkerchief…the handkerchief retains 90%+ of the green menace…along with whatever viruses/bacteria/fungus etc etc is encapsulated in said gunk…
Your handkerchief stopped 90% of said gunk from being transmitted. Mask work the same way…they don't fully stop transmission but they reduce it SIGNIFICANTLY.
That's like 3rd grade science and you really don't need to cough up into a handkerchief to figure that out.
It's been over a year and a half and somehow people still don't realize this.
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2021-10-12 at 9:38 PM UTC
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Has Anyone Noticed?
I do like turtles , anyone notice that ?
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Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
Might wanna go get tested and see if you have ligma. Hope you get better.
He's had ligma since he was born stop being insensitive
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Originally posted by aldra
yeah I didn't find any of them particularly arousing to be honest.
Chyna might as well have a baby dick
the night vision in the Paris video made it look like he was banging an emaciated hulk
I can't remember much about the Pam Anderson one except that it was on a boat
You summed it up.
I do believe Chyna did give a decent blowjob though that could be a placebo memory.
Yes Paris and the night eyes. I don't think she even smiled once.
And yeah Pam was on a boat. With Tommy Lee. I think she gave a pretty good blowjob too.
I think I probably jacked off one time to each of them respectively, one time each. Probably didn't even cum.
I feel like I had a better time jerkin it to Halle Berry getting fictionally (but also actually) fucked by Billy Bob Thornton in Monster's Ball.
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Sooo.. he's THE beast? The something wicked this comes beast himself?
Anyone can be THE beast. Or the Beast. Or THE beast. Or The Beast. Or tHe BeAsT. Or. ThE BeasT.
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Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
shut the crumbs up, Cakeface!
Isn't it so much more fun being gay and silly like this?
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Being wrong actually is pretty cool, because it means that now, you know you're right.
We should all take turns admitting something that we felt very strongly about it, but later admitted that we were wrong.
I guess it depends on certain factors since a lot of 'right and wrong' seems to boil down to opinions based off facts and not just facts.
Like for me, when covid started, I firmly believed that it was much more of a threat to me than it turned out to be. I stayed in my apartment for like 30 days straight pretty much and if I left I used little disinfect wipes every time I touched a doorknob or handle or whatever.
Eventually I realized I was going a little overboard, and funnily I was also NOT wearing a mask or anything like that. Then places started doing all the mask mandates and I wore a mask when I had to, but stopped caring about touching everything in public.
Then I booked a flight to Alaska and sort of came to a funny realization when I was in the airport, what with them having all these strict guidelines as far as proof of a negative test within 2 weeks, and then the social distancing and mask mandate inside the airport, where everyone is all spread out and it seems like maybe it actually is meaningful, and then boarding the plane and just realizing how funny it all was, that everyone that was just doing all these precautionary measures were now all jam packed together inside this tube absolutely breathing all of the same air, but we still had to wear our masks the entire time. (But it's ok to take them off when you're eating or drinking, for extended periods of time.)
It all just became a little funny to me. The thing is, I realized that people weren't mandating these because they wanted to fuck with us-- they absolutely meant well and figured they were helping... well, for the most part. So I can't look back and laugh or be mad at the airlines or businesses that required masks and distancing, because overall they were just trying to help- their intentions were good.
I can look back and laugh at how ridiculous it all really is. Sports venues, concerts, all shut down, NBA having a season in a BUBBLE. NCAA canceling the football season altogether basically. NFL games and MLB games playing at empty stadiums some with cardboard cutouts of fans. LOL.
And now? They are all PACKED TO THE BRIM. no concern whatsoever, because there really doesn't need to be concern.
I don't deny the reality that covid is a real thing but I can admit I was HOODWINKED into its severity.
So that's my admittance.
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Originally posted by DrugSmuggler
A-men?
Chewy Flintstone Invite-a-men
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Don't pick up a client from the AP in the first place is what you should have fanglekaid
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
still sick. Just got out of the shower, sipping whiskey. Ugh i cant believe im missing 2 fucking weekends over this shit.
Here's what's been coming out of my nose for the last 9 days:
Stop eating period blood pussy?
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You made my bundle of scallions cry.
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Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
a muslim with no Beard? this is Falco, isnt it? that's a Sin. Hell even Im growing a beard right now. not even a muslim.
tsk tsk tsk
No that's Garret.
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Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
I did. I'm "Encoring" whatever that meaning means .. curtsie dippity doo and a bow. Bowel Movement in a moment. applesauce is the best fiber. fucking why take fibercon
I'm sorry, what were you saying, Holmes?
He was wondering why you said "I know I'm not wanted here so I'll leave" essentially, and then you haven't left. He was wondering why you said you were gonna leave but you didn't leave.
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It would be like a Freezer Pete but a doughnut. Ill take a bakers dozen thanks.
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