Originally posted by mmQ
I am unable to open my balcony door as it's seemingly frozen shut. I just put all my weight against it angrily to try and open it and I fell over, unable to do it. I laughed.
u gunna let that door win? plz keep trying. u dont wanna have to resort to smoking ciggies inside, that'll stink up ur place real bad.
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Hooker just called me a fed bc i asked how much for my boy kevin to get some top. Idk what the prefferred nomenclature is but my feelimgs are hurt and im ready to go home.
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You fuys ever hear the song "Bullet with Buffalo wings" by The Smashing Watermelons? I bet their lead singer Wormy Corgan would get saucey over this thread
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I love watermelon and also enjoy smashing them. I probably spent $50 or more in watermelon the past summer that was smashed. It's ridiculous you can buy a whole watermelon for like $6 or a few measely slices for $4 because BIG WATERMELON PATCH THINKS YOURE A FOOL. Guarantee that's all white people buying the $4 kind. Watermelons are good for target practjce, throwing off an overpass placing on train tracks, lowering hydraulic lifts onto, smashing with a pickaxe and still delicious to eat after.
I was in prison with an old guy who did time in Texas in the late 80s/early 90s and was part of a work gang that IIRC picked cotton. He said on the days when they would go out the goal for thr day would be to find a watermelon because no matter how hot it was out (and I can imagine it would be absolutely scorching much of the time) the center of the watermelon was always ice cold.
When he told me that story it kind of made me understand how blacks have such an affinity towards them since they were doing essentially the same thing and would dream of finding one to alleviate their suffering. It's kinda stupid how what is a completely understandable acquired taste due to hardship based on race is treated as a negative stereotype. Or maybe blax just like watermelons because THEYRE FUCKING GREAT but who knows they might have hated them had they not been forced into slavery its like a chicken and egg type thing, nahmean?
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Not joking, it actually works and is easier than I expected and even shown in the video. It takes maybe 1-2 times before you get the hang of it and with about 5-6 can just debone a flat in (not joking) under 1 second and with 1 motion.
You just apply firm pressure to where you feel the joints on both sides of the wing and "twist" the whole wing semi-lightly from each end, backwards and forward. This internally dislodges the bones from each other.
Then use the joint of your thumb to grip the cartiledge cap end of the 2 bones and wiggle them out along with the cap with a gentle twisting-rocking motion.
Written out it sounds like a lot but it can be performed as one smooth "twist-wiggly side pull" operation in under a second Done continuously by a total novice, it takes maybe 5 seconds.
Then it turns into a tender that is 10x better than an actual tender.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Ah. I did get it. Thanks. I'm going to invest it in something special I just haven't decided yet.
you should be up almost $1
except doge is a terrible hold. Elon musk keeps trying to force places to use it and it makes everyone cringe and causes the price to crash FUCK YOU ELON MUSK!!!
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
I think I have some pics on my computer at home of the baby quail chicks in their raising boxes…once born we kept them in plastic storage bins with heat lamps till they were old enough to go in the cages.
If I remember I'll post em tonight.
Here's the chirpy bastages.
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77° FH today strolling out of Ollie's saw some kids setting up a table for a raffle to support a local youth center refurb. & park clean up, prize = a 60+ inch TV. I riddled/quizzed the lead kid & he was really well spoken & articulate. I copped the whole roll so they didn't have to waste the beautiful day sitting in a parking lot. Safe to say I gotta new TV on the way lol.
2000 $1 raffle tickets = $2000 for a likely $500-600 TV = 1400 loss lol. Helping out shorties, priceless.
Plus I can get dat tax deduction, some play checkers others master chess lol.
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I've worked in restaurants where they will throw away a mountain of good food rather than disperse it among employees because they claim that would encourage people to overprep on purpose or some similarly stupid scam like that.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Oh fo sho. It still pissed me off of course but at the same time I had to remind myself that if he's that much of a dick to a complete stranger looking for a job, I can only imagine how much of an asshole he is to actually work for.
I scrolled through the reviews and there were actually a handful of others that pointed out how rude he was too, which made me smile.
I'm over it now. Left my one angry detailed review and that's that. It's too cold to go out of my way to go over there and do anything but Im still considering calling in a big pick-up order of their most expensive stuff and just not showing up.
Lol an old friend of mine who I worked with did that but the bastard did it while I was still working there, so I had to help cook/prepare this huge order of shit that I knew wasn't getting picked up or paid for because he flat out told me was going to do it and I immediately recognized his fake alias on the name for the order. Wasn't about to out him though because I hated the fucking place too so I played along when everyone was shocked that the person never showed up and the owner was fuming.
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