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2016-11-30 at 2:19 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionI'll superglue the trigger to my finger and the barrel into my ear.
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2016-11-29 at 11:10 PM UTC in Hey guys, wanna steal my identity? Knock yourselves out.
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2016-11-29 at 4:24 PM UTC in SoRocklin, Gabe is we liked to call him was amazing as well.
He once asked KreepyK if she salts her beans because he can still see some salt on the fork.....
"Do you salt your beans?"
FUUUUCKKKKK... are all the memes lost or what?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-29 at 3:15 PM UTC in I just remembered it's possible Vizier is still alive
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2016-11-29 at 3:07 PM UTC in LANNY! HELP!http://niggasin.space/forum/half-baked/58625-it-just-never-gets-old?p=58745
I'm close to getting a fucking panic attack. According to my internet this is the last trace of the..... Ugghhhh. I don't even want to think about it. Arnox quote.
If I lose that, I'll never be able to laugh again. My soul will die.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-28 at 6:05 AM UTC in Critical thinking is a rare skill
Originally posted by Lanny All my life I've had this wierd relationship with penis. When I have N>1 penis I lose them steadily until I have exactly one penis left. Then magically I manage to hold onto that penis for like years until it runs out of ink. Then I go by a dozen new penis and lose 11 of them in a week. Spooky shit mang.
Read that and don't move your face at all.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-28 at 4:19 AM UTC in Mulled Wine and Butternut Squash SoupI'd like a closeup of your front door lock. I really enjoy looking at those.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-11-28 at 4:16 AM UTC in Today I was sober
Originally posted by mmQ Me too. Not even a cig. Sunday is a good day of recovery. I of course got so trashed yesterday that I fell back into my towel bar in my bathroom and bent the shit out of it, which I've discovered myself having done no less than 10 times over the course of several months. 'Oopsy daisy!
haha, I did that the one time I tried zopiclone. after 2 pills did nothing, I ate most of the box and blacked out.
according to my girlfriend she woke up to a crashing sound which was apparently me jumping into the bathtub (we had a towelrack and a bunch of dirty clothes in it), then when she asked me what the fuck I was doing I went into the bedroom, talked absolute garbage about space for a half hour or so, then passed out, fell off the bed and slept on the floorThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-28 at 2:49 AM UTC in Mulled Wine and Butternut Squash SoupMy first thought was Lean but you don't cook that and Lanny isn't nigger enough to roll like that. Then I thought he might have melted a full pot of bundy to inject but Lanny isn't sploo enough to roll like that.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-11-27 at 3:58 PM UTC in Going to prison pretending to be someone else
Originally posted by mmQ define good
Not bad
Originally posted by mmQ what is real
not fake
Originally posted by mmQ is there such thing as the highest number
Depends on the type of infinity we are considering. There is such a thing as countable infinity.
Originally posted by mmQ what's your dad's e-mail address
TLN'sDad@Dadmail.net
Originally posted by mmQ if you were a black hole would you suck yourself
ummmm... i would suck everything around me for sure.
Originally posted by mmQ whats your favorite flavor of Lay's potato chips
Dill pickle or Salt and Vinegar. Originals are good but they aint got this pizazz Im looking for in a chip.
Originally posted by mmQ 2 monkeys enter a cage, 1 comes out. why
It wanted to check out other cages before making a rental decision
Originally posted by mmQ what came first the chicken feather or the beak
gestationally probably the beak.
Originally posted by mmQ why are school buses yellow
because if they were red bulls might attack them.
Originally posted by mmQ how old is spectral
Older than the winds and the waves.
Originally posted by mmQ who's talking now
beep beep boop smoomThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-26 at 4:55 PM UTC in Killing myself tonightFUCK YOUThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-11-25 at 8:44 PM UTC in best breakfast
Originally posted by mmQ For some reason when I read ZONK I burst out laughing and I just wanted you to know that. Like I'm creating this sound in my head that's the ZONK but it sounds nothing like a ZONK and more like a… it's almost morbid, like a gong, but the gong is broken and it's in a big hollow room so the acoustics are all fucky and there's a hint of clown horn in there and a tinge of sort of a metallic desperate moaning.
This is the original soundbite of "ZONK". It was part of an 80's German gameshow called "Geh aufs Ganze" (Go for it). The rules are weird and 80's and German so I'll spare us that shit but listen
What the fuck is up with you, bro? You NAILED that one.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-25 at 7:54 PM UTC in best breakfastAsk I_Hate_Niggers, she might remember it. ZONK.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-11-25 at 6:03 PM UTC in ATTN: RisiR
Originally posted by mmQ I forgive you.
Profiling me or not I'm just saying the taboo shit always seems to be German. Like if I wanted to watch some American incest I'd have no choice but to sift through a bunch of German incest videos first. You guys also seem to be big on elderly people fucking barely legal teenagers. Again, personal interests aside, it's just an observation of mine and I was curious if you had any personal insight as to why that seems to be. Did you talk to your peers a lot growing up about these types of fetishes and fantasies? Is it normal to fuck your siblings there?
Have you ever seen the Berlin wall?
Do you eat a lot of knoephla soup? I fucking love that shit.
After extensive study of the German language and people I've found a deeply coveted secret: it's the desire and, if accomplished, lifetime achievement of every german who ever lived to fuck their sister in the rubble of the berlin wall, and ejaculate knoephla all over her and cry out a triumphant "mein gott!".
The only sad part is that this was a central desire in the minds of germans even before the Berlin wall was built, which is also the true motive behind its construction.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-25 at 6 PM UTC in ATTN: RisiR
Originally posted by antinatalism RisiR, what's your favorite german word?
Nein.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-25 at 4:01 PM UTC in People I don't fuck with anymoreMe too. Let's bring it up as ovften as we can.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-11-25 at 6:34 AM UTC in How to Remove White Haze From Your Good Dishes
Originally posted by Lanny Lol, might leave this one up just because the idea of anyone here giving a fuck about their dishes looking good for thanksgiving is a laugh
Matter of fact, this is precisely what i have been looking for all day. THANK YOU JESUS!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-25 at 5:15 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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2016-11-24 at 7:05 PM UTC in I miss -SpectraL
Originally posted by mmQ Walls of thanks were fun.
Oh yes, N'th thanks acceptance speeches were as well.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-24 at 5:31 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Post last edited by bling bling at 2016-11-24T17:53:04.887818+00:00The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
