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Posts That Were Thanked by mmQ

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ It would be interesting to look at the exact algorithm for how it's calculated nearly instantly like that, and so specifically.

    I know it uses other phones to tell traffic congestion, you could load acar with phones to show a gridlock and make other people use alternate routes
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  2. Originally posted by stl1 And us.

    Oh you feel tortured by me? Good. I hope you think about it every single time you hit copy/paste. Hell I hope you lose one, no make that two hours of sleep at night for the rest of your life.
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  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The last "date" I went on was with a girl who was up for 2 days on blow, took her to a brunch spot (after getting kicked out of one due to lack of vaccine passports) where she got something that looked/tasted like it was covered in cum, I paid for it then dropped her off in a snowstorm while purposely sliding all over the road to make her uneasy. She went to sleep for like 20 hours and I didn't message her so she woke up angry because she thought I should have thought she was distressed and dying but still tried to pay me back for the next few times I saw her.

    I hope the girl you are meeting is much better than her
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  4. G African Astronaut
    If you simpletons would simply let MQ sort your affairs, the world would be simply better.
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  5. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
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  6. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ If she didn't want you to open it why wouldn't she at least disguise the box?

    Interestingly I found a pair of Jordan 6 retro 'pistons' a while back, in really good condition that someone just left in the front lobby. They're too big for me and I don't know why I haven't tried to sell them yet as it looks like they might be worth a good little chunk of DUCKETS.


    Oh they were in USPS packaging I just ripped into them, like a kid on christm,,,,err QuickMix on a bag of pork rinds lol.

    Yeah dude someone will buy those for sure, just network. Free $'s always a profit no matter the amount lol.
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  7. Man the other day I was kicked back getting comfy and booted up Michaelsoft binbows on my crappy lappy ( which I had JUST turned down the shmeel) when I started getting all these erotic popups I'll be honest ( because usually I'm dishonest so I want you to know I'm telling the truth just this once) I was downright shocked and taken aback at some of the graphic things they said like there was dozen local older women who were looking for coitus with men of the night
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  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    The police called me back.

    They found him locked in chains in his backseat but he told them he was fine and asked them to go away...

    Here is the audio recording of the police calling me back.
    https://drive.google.com/file/d/156qbf780r8AqwH_b9UYD6CJ1fWX35TOu/view?usp=sharing

    FFS I am dumbfounded right now.
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  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
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  10. we hired a kiss-o-gram for a guy at work back in England when it was his birthday...it was a more "racy" one though...and a fat one too.

    She showed up in a nurses outfit but was like 250lb and only 5ft tall. She went through a little fake exam of him which included putting her hand down his pants to check his balls (he later said he was mortified because it was a hot day and they were sweaty as fuck)...then she had him lay on the floor, sat on his face backwards leaned forward and put her stethoscope on his groin area while he got a mouthful of pussy and asshole.

    25 quid it was at the time..that would be about 26yrs ago.
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  11. Originally posted by mmQ And I'm not an astronaut 🥺

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  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You should read "capital" by Thomas piketty, it's right there under your mattress next to the old hustlers and base glove
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  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Lucrimosa Help me pancake, I'm chained to the seat and I'm about to throw my phone in the front seat



    Ok yea and i'm turning siri an my fone off


    He is 212 miles round trip for me to go take a lolzy video and get him out.
    I only get 16 miles to the gallon so I would need 13.25 gallons of gas and it is running right around $3.30 a gallon.
    If anyone wants to paypal me $44 I'll go and let him out of his car.
    If not he freezes to death and that's on you.

    https://paypal.me/Fonaplats?country.x=US&locale.x=en_US

    All proceeds will go toward gas and good times.

    (Paypal wouldn't let me create a fundraiser to get a black man out of chains)
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  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by mmQ What about a salary cap on individuals? Like once you make 250 million you can't keep making more? Do you think that would be bad?

    That's a good question Wren,
    something like that but done so it doesn't make the individual stop being productive. I think after one gets enough money its time to help the ones who made him,them, that money by doing the work as employees.
    that would make workers more apt to stay for decades.
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  15. Originally posted by mmQ What about a salary cap on individuals? Like once you make 250 million you can't keep making more? Do you think that would be bad?

    They would just find other forms of currency to collect/trade, like capping Runescape gold stashes at 2 billion and having to invest in items instead
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  16. Originally posted by mmQ

    You look like you could be on King of the Hill standing in front of the fence with the boys drinking beer
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  17. Lol @ rando Fargo picture in nigger horse cock thread
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ Look at it this way, and I mean this like for fun but sincerely.
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    A.

    B.

    C.

    What would you do that would make the WORLD better ?



    Originally posted by mmQ Do it as president of the United States

    lol

    I'll make a thread if it's ok with you

    need to think about it, was moving
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  19. I d8dnt 3ven pay my bat 5ab i jist eanddtex off
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  20. Originally posted by mmQ

    Would drink.w8th.tjos man
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