Originally posted by mmQ
He was best known for his "disappearing female assistant" trick, in which his objectively attractive adolescent female assistant would disappear on stage right before the audience's eyes, NEVER be seen again. Its said he performed this trick over 9,000 times with 9,000 different assistants. He stayed in character 24 hours a day and it's still questioned and theorized amongst modern magicians how he pulled it off or if he truly was, well… magic.
He is also the namesake of brown boxes 📦 before he came along people just called them "poop colored square holdy things" until box brown came to town and flipped their paradigm upside down. He used to fold up the seemingly empty poop colored square holdy things then when they were assembled they would be filled with an audience members wildest desires which was usually roses or a dove. Things were simpler back then and they wanted a simple name for the holdy things that Mr box Brown had mastered. Putting stuff into things magically has never been the same since
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Originally posted by mmQ
spectral is most certainly thinking of Henry Box Brown, world renowned African American magician
No way I just saw a Tiktok about him. He's the namesake of "boxy brown" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force as well as the magical Kung fu epic "big box in brown town"
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Originally posted by Kafka
Blackpool I think, and stuff like stickers and pens. The primary school is abandoned now.
Ah I should have figured boys and girls in NI would just go on vacation to a murky pool of tar that swallows up at least one of their children and their pets. I've read Angela's Ashes (I omitted references to what could be a porn parody of the book because I know you don't like that)
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I don't think the desire to crawl inside his MMSkin is restricted to only the users of this website. I would hazard a guess many people in Mr. Q's daily life would kill for the opportunity to walk a mile in his SWEET OSIRIS SK8R KIX
Avril Lavigne literally wrote a song about him
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Originally posted by Lucrimosa
This bitch dumb as fuck, I'm sorry, but she has 0 sense, man she probably has (maybe possibly literally) 1 synapse her whole mind. She literally probably survives thinking about only that shes white. No skill, no additional qualifiable traits
She's got a darwin lined up for sure. She probably has to brainstorm how to breathe every moment she's live. I should shit in a skillet and show you how the inside of her skull look. This bitch a skunk. Being from ireland i wouldn't doubt she smells like actual shit, like a house made of peat shit
This bitch is shittingly repugnant
Don’t ever darken my inbox again
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Originally posted by mmQ
Hello, I'm mmmmmmmQuestions. You probably don't remember me and that's probably a good thing. You might remember my flawless meat raffle scam in BI though.
Folx Mmq has made the big lees from meat scamming and is now making those Rypto NFT's and they are FOR SALE. Now is the best time to get in on the ground floor
Originally posted by mmQ
Do you like the message.. just a lil bit? Cuz I mean you can also easily fall asleep in the quiet of your own room on your own bed roight?
I reallydont i kinda hate church. But sometimes theyre like NA meetings which were cool bc MY NA meetings were only lit by candles. They shut off the lights so you could be VULNERABLE and WEEP in relative obscurity, n man when someone talked about their murdered child or a wife that ODd on Christmas Eve, you could hear a pin drop andit was quite tranquil. it has to be like background noise. I sleep like shit at home but i sleep really well at the beach or at work or in the parking lot outside the bar. My bed is falling apart and literallyless comfortable than the living room floor n my room is full of dusty moving boxes n cobwebs and Tv dinner trays n if i could set it all on fire without endangering the rest of the house id do it ina heartbeat.
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RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Sorry Oct ur wrong on this one man.
Weed is fucking great
I do agree it's not for everyone and it really takes a tolerance to fully enjoy it IMHO buy its still extremely versatile and beneficial to many people.
Oh ya tho if they complain about quitting they should be spat on.
Quitting weed is like quitting toothpaste but easier
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Originally posted by mmQ
I don't know I barely remember the show I just remember the Muslim SECT and their leader guy… Kareem Saïd.
How tf did he got a whole THANG in prism? If you get one you have at least 40 mins before DA FOOTBALL TEAM arrives with faces masked, all marching in sync with numbers on their back. They actually come in faces masked like a firing squad so if someone dies the inmates don't know who killed him. One of them is supposed to be filming but for some reason their camera never works, lol. I saw them carry a guy who was cuffed behind his back, down the stairs (each step must have hurt from the jostling aroind) who's feet never touched the ground then slammed his face on the ground at the bottom and when they took him away he was bloody.
Round dese parts the expression people say to guards when they defy a direct order is "suit up" which means go get the football team organized. I think only one of them is supposed to have a gun so there isn't an off chance of being overpowered but when you go to a hospital the guards all have guns, which makes no sense really. One time at a summer camp I was in they allegedly got word there was a zip gun (1 shot shit piece) in the institution and some stabbings and robberies had occurred lately so we were locked down for about a month being fed by the team who would make you lie on your stomach ekth your feet crossed and hands interlocked behind your head on your bed before throwing your meal in the sink and slam thr door. You'd have to get up right away because it would usually break the Styrofoam from the force of chuckijg jt there. Always yelling too ffs and wouldn't even let up first thing in the morning like who gives a fuck. When some of the restrictions let up and normal guards came I managed to distract one and finessed myself an extra banana which made me feel good.
HARD TYMES MAKE STRONG MEN TO CUCKOLD YOUR WIFE FOR YOU
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cat toy, random chikkens hair tie, skateboard, child support letter, guitar pick, meth pipe, season 2 of road rules on vhs, season 1 of child pornography on betamax
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