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  1. smokemon Houston
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  2. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked My friend bought a nice bike before he went to prison, and since he still doesnt have his license back for multiple DUIs' im trying to talk him into selling it to me. Only way id be able to afford one i think. Really gorgeous bike. Think i took a couple pictures.





    I know im a huge fag
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  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    That, and i am always full of creative energy. A queer sort of creative energy because i generally get creative at destroying things.

    Just finished building this and this will destroy a person. The initial explosion is relatively mild, i know because i picked the vessels depicted for this specific criteria. The plastic box within the box holds steel balls, the overall container can only be opened once oriented so that you are facing the path the steel balls will travel. I put a little thingy on the side, which can come off, so you can fine tune the angle in case you are aiming for the heart.



    Don't mind the tie wraps, this is the design prototype, can't permanently stick the circuit board somewhere because all of this stuff fits in a really small package which is by design.



    Speaking of circuit boards, the components you are seeing are a motion detector, three indicator leds, transistors and some other stuff that's useful. The motion detector sends a signal to the transistor when it detects motion, unless stopped by a breaker switch for safety this will cause the transistor to switch a 12v main circuit to which is attached my blasting cap.



    If you want to be a cheeky bastard you can use the thingy to lock the steel balls in the upright position allowing you to load more steel balls, 4 as seen in the example is only a third full, a good 12 extra steel balls fit as long as you change the position of the plastic primary ball payload.

    It may be interesting to note that one container for the HE has an entry hole for electric match. If you look closely a special piece of plastic tubing has been arranged probably redundantly but it has been arranged so as to maximize the chances of having a somewhat instantaneous sympathetic detonation, you'll notice the small plastic hard tubing.


    For testing purposes i added some extra precautions, in the form of a temporary circuit that bypasses the detonation steps but still allows me to test the motion detector. The detector is set to 1 meter, this is because the improvised munition is the size of a small package and could be easily mailed out. It's hard to see from the pics but the part that houses the circuit board folds in over the rest to make a tight fit, total dimensions are about 10cm cubed.



    Pic of the indicator lights, motion detector etc, in the dark for contrast. In case you thought i was bullshitting you:




    Everything is in working order. If i remove the safety mechanisms after closing the little box of course, it's stable as long as the lid stays closed, but as soon as the lid opens more than 3cm the motion detector activates setting everything off in return. Remember it only opens if you hold it so that the steel balls are aiming at your belly or your chest and throat depending on how steep you set the incline.


    Is it over-engineered? Yes. Will it kill a person? Yes. Is it generally pretty neat? I think so.
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  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm 5 11 and have a horrible back but it's not from my height. My son is insanely long/tall for being a 1 year old and his mother's side of the family are all tall, I think he might end up being the tall kid in class because he barely fits most 18 month clothes if at all and mostly 2 year old and bigger clothes.

    Casper gets to flex on people by wearing pinstripes outside the MR BIG AND TALL STORE wearing a top hat and platform shoes
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  5. Weird Aileen Yankoclit
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  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    haha did you know kafka was a lawyer

    his life was truly kafka, esq.

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  7. They do and they don’t. You’re dealing with women with blown out pussies who are specifically seeking out men they think can fulfill a certain need. Either that or they just have a fetish.

    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29180798/

    https://aninjusticemag.com/as-a-sex-worker-dont-ask-me-to-rank-men-s-penis-sizes-by-their-race-156afb82d18c

    “As a sex worker, I have found none of these stereotypes to be true. Not only have I seen white men with large, medium, and small penises, but I’ve sessioned with Asian men who have large penises and Black men who have small penises.”
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  8. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Damn lol I thought he'd have at least a response to why he likes biden besides that he hates Trump.

    But all he did was just try to rag on me for my addiction.

    Why is the world backwards now? The democrats are hxc dixkheads who act like it's their way or the highway and are trying to create Hella more laws so people can't say nigger or even make fun of someone else without going to jail, and the Republicans are like wtf wait no we don't want any laws and fuck ur masks and we love freedom and blah blah.

    Everything is backwards guiz.

    I think that we are somehow caught in an extended, possibly infinite, retrograde spin around the sun and that's what's causing this shit..soon the sun and moon will rise and set on opposite sides.

    We're fucked
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  9. Authorities say the unknown person ( thought to be a woman in her trauma diaper ) is going around to toilets ( mostly portable ) and shoutong "is ANYONE HOMEEEEE!?!?!" while she violently shakes and pulls on the door overpowering the plastic latch and when she rips the door open to reveal a toilet user she calls them a sick fuck and tells them to wash they're hands and serves them with a fake and black dildo from the court. She just tossed it into they're lowered trousers

    Authorities have put a 500 dollar reward payable by crime stompers for anyone who can wrestle her down when she breaks onto you're toilet
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  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Typical Sudoism:

    WHAAAAAAAAAA Imma dig up your old threads cause I'm a butt hurt nigger.


    It actually appears that you are still very butthurt and upset because I found the thread where you talked to yourself from 2 alts and called yourself a faggot

    Upset to the point of trying to defend a convicted child abuser. Nonce much?
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A poop a day keeps the doctor away.

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  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Thanked for tiny doge and beer.

    I ate a queso burrito at Paradisos and made a room full of strangers sing happy birthday to my mom. Tee hee!

    Happy Birthday to Madre MMQ!
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  13. Hugging a tiny doge. Roasted broccolini, bacon goat cheese pizza. Beer.
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  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    One time in gym class as a kid we had partners and each had to invent a game for everyone else to play and me and my friend came up with "saved by the ball" which I have no recollection of despite some way of catching a ball and it saving you, probably identical to Dodgeball. That gym teacher absolutely hated me and would do weird stuff to single me out but that specific class he thought I was taking seriously. Fuck he was a piece of shit, I honestly hope he's dead as a door egg
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  15. Cause you’re saved by the bell
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  16. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Just got Super Bowl snacks and I can't wait to watch Joe Burrow and not have to look at stupid ass Tom Brady anymore

    Threw moderate $ on dem Bengals @ +175 outright !
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  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by mmQ The courts are odd. They sentenced me to 3 years and then I went for a warrant for a simple assault I had committed a year prior, and the judge gave me FIVE DAYS, to be served consecutive to my prison sentence, just to be a fucking dick. So I after I got released from the pen they drove me across the state to this little tiny rinky dinky jail with like 20 total inmates for me to sit my little 5 more days.

    Total waste of time and money. I should have gotten his personal information and murdered him

    I didn't know you went to prison and I want you to know, I respect you a lot more.

    MmmmQs you've alweays been a very alusive & aloof figure in our community

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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    kr0z was my friend and i wanna say that first.

    He was also a very big fibber.

    There's a very high likelihood none of what he posted occured as he wrote about it, whether it's an embellishment or straight up lies we won't really ever know.

    THe fact his roomw as barricaded from the inside and the blood on the inside of the barricade would indicate that no one was with Kr0z at the time.

    Please leave my friend out of your conspiracy retardation, he didn't like you Paul Wozny, called u peedy, made fun of you constnatly, and now when he dies you worship him

    Don't fucking do that shit to me if i die bro Ill fuck you and your 4 chins straight to the loonybin!!
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  19. Set it to 'i like to have fun'
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  20. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    I just put on a podcast and wash the dishes. It's fun. Cathartic. Meditative. Also I cook 5 star meals all week that create used dishes. It isn't that hard and it doesn't take that long.
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