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  1. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Ur best bet is to find all their close family members [aunt, uncles, cousins, mother, father, grandparents, even close friends] and either mail them a letter containing all of the wonderful things you saw on their computer OR contact them directly somehow and tell them some shit about internet and porn addiction and set up an impromptu intervention on the people with the computer and when it's all done and over with demand upwards of 7k because you are a licensed interventionist and porn addiction specialist and if they refuse send them some real official looking mail and claim lawyers are going to get involved unless the issue is resolved. At this point offer them a 3k discount because ur such a nice guy and collect ur 4k from them.


    If you need any credentials I'd gladly be a reference and the school of NIS is a world recognized place of study with a diverse classroom catalog and your writing your thesis now on sociology and the connection between internet, sex/porn, and addiction with the subject family being one of your top case studies.



    Flawless plan bruh
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  2. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You don't have to prewash; that would make the dishwasher redundant. All you have to do is soften the food on the dishes by soaking in hot water for an hour. Get a large, plastic container and fill it with hot water and dump all the dishes in there and let them soak, then put them in the dishwasher. They'll come out sparling clean, with no prewashing.

    So let them soak for an hour, then put them in the dish washer to wash for another 4 hours, bringing the total time wasted up to 5 hours when I could have just hand washed them in like 20 minutes.


    I got this system down where I fill the largest dirty pot/pan I have with hot soapy water, then use that to wash everything else so the initial water never gets contaminated by anything other than the sponge, then rinse with scalding water because the hot water makes everything dry in like 10 minutes.


    Honestly the shit coming out of the dishwasher dirty wasn't the issue, because it was usually like 1 cup, it was the fact it's leaps and bounds faster to just hand wash.
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  3. You don't have to prewash; that would make the dishwasher redundant. All you have to do is soften the food on the dishes by soaking in hot water for an hour. Get a large, plastic container and fill it with hot water and dump all the dishes in there and let them soak, then put them in the dishwasher. They'll come out sparling clean, with no prewashing.
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  4. More scary footage from Chiner.
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  5. Originally posted by Kafka That sounds awkward, has it been long since you were friends?

    We did heroin n dealt drugs together n it goy really messy at the end. He got sloppy n lost a ton of money he owed me. Crashed 13 cars in a year. Heroin, methadone, meth, xanax every day. I barely avoided prison. He n our other friends did just over 2 years. I was dealing with my own shit n was k8inda furious how things went with him, so it wasnt until i started going to NA meetings n truly let go of my resentment that i was able to talk to him again. We spent every day together from like 2009- 2018 but when you do drugs together its nlt a TRUE friendship.
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  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The only possible bad thing would be stealing from a store in the presence of a child who is aware what you are doing and is too young to understand the context so they think it's ok to steal afterwards. Other than that you are either a loser or you have far too much money if you don't steal from stores

    I stole a box of oranges today after buying $120 in groceries in two paper bags. Could have stolen more but I decided I didn't care that much
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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready sure there is. you give them a legitimist reason to pass down the L&P losses for the past quarter. pass it down to the consumers. they get hit with higher prices on top of the current gas price issue that is causing a ripple effect.

    Stop being a cuck for people who don't need people to cuck for them.

    They are already absorbed into the prices, the microscopic amount that's stolen doesn't make any fucking difference. They are competitive with other firms before they pretend to act like they have a monopoly on food

    Either you are really stupid or you fall for fake news that followers of cucker tarlson put on social media. No chain with 150m valuation or higher has ever justified raising prices due to shoplifting. You dumb sack of shit.
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  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I didn't read any of this thread besides the OP and then looked at totse.com and didn't see any difference so is there an update? Is it being made into a decentralized block chain integrated social media platform? Did your mother buy it to broadcast her peach cobbler recipes and interracial porn scenes? Did wariat buy it with his moms allowance to post bad Diablo 2 art?

    Pls respond
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  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    There is literally nothing wrong with stealing from a grocery store chain with a 150M valuation or higher
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  11. Originally posted by Incessant I drank a whole bottle of wine and regret nothing. AMA.

    a WHOLE bottle? Settle down there Lemmy. Make sure if you take ur vitamins before u pass out that someone rolls you on your side.
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  12. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Zok I guess has a CS degree from Ohio State

    You are such a fucking creep how you look up these pointless mundane details about our members and constantly ask everyone who they are and where they're from, talking about what people's family members do and shit.

    You remind me of my nosey ass white grandma who would sit in her kitchen nook and just stare and watch neighbors out the window. Mind your own business.
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  13. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm mildly intoxicated in an obscure town in Minnesota.

    Thank you

    Hahaha feed a faggot into a Woodchipper, MmmQister Fargot North Cuckota
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  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Let's fuck. All of us men. Let's all fuck one another and eat chicken flats no girls allowed

    I can't think of any chicken dickin finger lickin related innuendo so It might be awkward if everyone is saying clever things between the buttsex and I don't want to ruin anyone's fun. I'll just watch through the doggie door with my pants down so the neighbors can see me but they'll just think I'm a random sex offender.
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  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by stl1 Newsweek
    Unvaccinated Man Almost Killed by COVID Regrets Not Getting Shots: 'I Was Terribly Wrong'
    Aristos Georgiou

    they should run stories like this, except of people who got deathly ill even after 'vaccination

    Vaccinated Man Almost Killed by COVID Regrets Getting Shots: 'Why Did I Bother'
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  16. Originally posted by mmQ Tell me you're not familiar with Warren G. Harding without telling me you're not familiar with Warren G. Harding.

    If only he had gotten his booster shot
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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
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  18. smokemon Houston
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  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My powers been out due to freezing candyrein and I have some sort of stomach bug. Tried doing opiates so I shit less to no avail. Since my water is on a pump there's no water in the toilet so I've been shitting in the woods since last night, probably a good 30 diarrhea shits since it started. Took me fam somewhere warm now so I can at least get a shower and the power company keeps pushing back the expected time of restoration so there's no telling when it will be back.

    I am acutely aware that the struggle is "real" but shitting in the woods outside a cold, powerless house seems real third worldian.

    1 care=I prayer
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  20. Originally posted by stl1 Newsweek
    Unvaccinated Man Almost Killed by COVID Regrets Not Getting Shots: 'I Was Terribly Wrong'
    Aristos Georgiou


    An unvaccinated Georgia man has said he regrets not getting his COVID-19 shots after almost dying as a result of the disease.

    Fifty-six-year-old Jeff Adams, from the city of Covington, told FOX 5 Atlanta that he contracted COVID-19 at the concert of a friend's band at the American Legion in Conyers in August, 2021.

    At this point Adams was not vaccinated. He said he had decided against getting the shots because a blood test in July that year revealed that he had COVID-19 antibodies, indicating a prior infection.

    As such, he believed that he did not need to get vaccinated.

    But he has now spoken about his experience with the disease and said that he regrets his decision.

    "I can tell you conclusively that is the worst decision of my life," he told FOX 5. "I'm a person who has never been sick much at all in my life, and I thought I didn't have to worry about it. But, boy, was I wrong. I was terribly wrong."

    Adams said that within days of the concert he became extremely sick and delirious. Eventually, his mother and daughter convinced him to visit to the emergency department at Piedmont Rockdale Hospital in Conyers.

    "I was very near death, shortly after I got to the hospital," Adams said. "I had waited too long, but I don't even remember that. There is about a six-week period of my life, beginning on August 8, that I have no memory of at all."

    Dr. Shimool Rabbani, a physician at the hospital who treated Adams, said he was one of the sickest COVID-19 patients he had seen over the past two years.

    The 56-year-old was in acute respiratory failure and needed to be placed on a mechanical ventilator in the ICU.

    Adams also has two health issues that put him at high risk of becoming severely ill from COVID-19. "I was 305 pounds and diabetic. And, that didn't help at all," he said.

    Adams ended up spending 88 days in hospital and had to be resuscitated on five separate occasions. During his hospital stay, he was on a ventilator for five weeks and was also in a coma for five weeks.

    "I came as near death as anybody," he said. "There was probably a six- to eight-week period of terrible pain, I mean excruciating pain. I couldn't get out of bed. I couldn't walk. I could barely speak."

    Adams is now back at home but he faces a long recovery, and still requires a tracheostomy tube.

    "I can walk a limited amount. I can get in and out of my hospital bed, I have a medical bed at home. I'm receiving home healthcare and coming to the hospital once every two weeks to have a surgery wound addressed," he said.

    Adams is now urging people who have not been vaccinated to get their shots.

    "Ever since I've regained consciousness and could speak, I've told everybody I can to go get the vaccine, because it's that important," he said.

    According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), people who have recovered from COVID-19 will have some protection from repeat infections. But reinfections can still occur in these individuals, and in some cases they can be serious. New virus variants may also increase the risk of reinfection.

    All COVID-19 vaccines continue to be highly effective in protecting against severe illness. As such, the CDC recommends vaccination for all people aged five years or older, including individuals who have been infected before.

    The variant he had was most likely delta and delta is now extinct.

    Does it hurt you? Your deadly disease is dead 🤣

    You can't force inject people or muzzle them anymore.
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