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  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Yet another successful MURDER by the Clinton family
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  2. Originally posted by cigreting Its not my personal observations either you dumbass, its a widely known fact. I have more knowledge about vehicles than you ever will.

    So...according to Cigret..

    Don't listen to reviews from actual users, they are worthless
    Don't pay heed to the manufacturers recommendations, they are worthless
    Don't pay heed to the tire shop that installed them, they are worthless

    ...listen to random pukes on the internet who have anecdotal stories about how everyone is wrong except them.

    Got it!



    Get the fuck oudda here
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  3. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I touched the stanley cup when st louis won
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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  5. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The vast majority of people don't believe a word of your cult's bullshit.

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  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The neighborhood I grew up in had an Applebee's that had 50% apps and 2 dollar drinks on tues and Thursdays and it got super rowdy and they had to put a stop to that. Now it's a Lebanese restaurant as the trashy locals have been pushed out in favor of gentrifying towards who had the most money and woulsn5 ya know it it's not the people getting violently wasted at Applebee's midweek
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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Do you wake up and say WELP. I BETTER GET UP AT 'EM? and then you go feed the hogs and put oats in the horse's troughs and you wrangle up the cattle and you put on new horse shoes and you go down to the crick and catch a fish for dinner just WHOLESOME AS FUCK just a man being a man?

    I try to mam, Cept the hogs part. I definitely have some unbelievably wholesome parts of my day and also certainly some disgustingly degenerate and reckless. Thats kinda why I use this place for balance

    But I really with LIVE LAUGH AND LOVE OFF THE LAND and yurt til I hurt. I think I'll be more peaceful in the future but I gotta grind it out for a while first. Ain't nothing easy man
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  8. Originally posted by mmQ Im dumb and never heard of the word 'chemise' before but now I have and thank you. I'll probably forget it right after I post this but I'll try not to. Ask me about it a week from today and see if I still remember it.

    Chemise. Kinda like chemistry. A one piece undergarment dress thing that a woman would show you if you two had good chemistry. Chemise. That's how I'm gonna remember it.

    I always sleep in a chamois or a sham-wow
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  9. Their happy hour is like 9pm-2am

    Drinks are more generous than my usual lil dive n the wings are like 7/10. I usually ask for them exxxtra crispy
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  10. Finished season 1 of The Sandman. Bout to go get drunk at Dave n Busters n play house of the dead
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  11. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    IT WORKS IF YOU WORK IT, SO WORK IT CUZ UR WORTH IT!!"

    how bout you suck on my knob, doctor bob
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  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ What flavors did you get?

    Bromazolam, isopropylphenidate, and 3 ho pce
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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    (Not that I know what that word means)

    Or vernacular/speech pattern etc

    I have to admit as a surprise to no one I speak with a lower class Canadian accent of a regional dialect and incorporate alot of idioms and local colloquialisms and usually speak in a way in which to even use the word "colloquialism" seems out of place. Kinda working class scumbag shit

    So how close would you say you type on here compares to both your mannerisms and subject matter on how you talk amongst people you are comfortable with?
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  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bradley No I found my own place to live 2 miles away from the college I'm going to be going in, I'm not so much as gettin gan apartment but a room with a shared kitchen/bathroom.

    That's all you need rn. Anything more is cumbersome. Use it as a springboard for your attacks on the American state for financial benefit. Don't try to do too much and go down the path with the wrong people. Don't go chasing waterfalls and in this case; bayous. Stick to the rivers and streams that you're used to. Sometimes you want to adopt an "all or nothing" mentality but trust me you don't need to be moving too fast rn. Be grateful for what you have. I wish someone gave me some TLC and advice like this when I was younger
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  15. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by WellHung 2 hours is not nearly long enuff for them to fall off the bone. u need 3-4 hrs for that.

    if u could add 2 + 1 = 3 + stoner spacing out =1 more hr,, you would see I did cook it for the perfect amount of time thereby making your condescending post MOOT...

    it must suck being you
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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Obvioisly the lesbians r da retards because go brandon



    I don't know if this was actually originally a government focus grouped meme but after the ULTRA MAGA thing I wouldn't put it past them
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  17. Bradley Florida Man
    I don't like AA meetings but I do go to them semi regularly, I have had a sponsor but while doing step 4 i refused to tell him about all the crimes and wrongs i've done to others citing my belief in omerta, one guy tried to bully me into doing it so I stopped going, didn't need it to stay sober IMO.
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  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ If someone unironically sang whisky lullaby at a bar I was at, I would kill myself. lol

    I walked in a tiny bar a few months ago with a friend and this ugly lady was SCREAMING "Ironic" by Alanus Whorisette at the top of her lungs and it was fucking deafening. She was way off pitch and terrible too. I was trying to find the irony in it bu5 just drank a shot of whiskey and left. Your post makes me think you knew this
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  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I thought I posted ITT but I didn't. The place jigs went sounds better than an NA bit definitely wasn't. I went quite a bit when in house arrest and didn't mind going to get out the house. I even chaired a meeting in prism before which I didn't like doing so much. You take the good with the bad, there are good things about it which have proven success and things which are gay and retarded and I've honestly gone to many meetings were I felt worse after and wanted to do drugs I don't even normally do

    Because of the structure it attracts weirdos and simpletons but its ultimately a positive and useful program which has saved lives. Can't really knock it, it's probably helped more people than UNICEF even if it's kinda dumb at face value
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  20. I dated a chick who used to be head of security at Bush intercontinental airport here in Houston before I met her. Turned out she got fired for getting a DUI, when I met her she was installing floors for a flooring company lol.

    2 weeks after breaking up with her because she was fucking nuts she called me from jail saying she'd been arrested for DUI again and needed $300 to bail her out..

    "velly solly, wong numba!"
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