Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich
I just looked him up, he's quite handsome but looks effeminate. Is this the gimp loser that has you all triggered? LOL!
What a bunch of victims.
I just cringed so hard my butthole prolapsed, relapsed, freefell and disintegrated
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Originally posted by mmQ
Imagine that you are the smartest person alive, and you simultaneously take 250 mg of Klonopin and Excedrin PMS, which by the way is the greatest fucking pill in the universe, and then stand buck naked in the middle of Broadway at 8 pm, disregarding the fact that you are stark naked and blind, directing traffic while flapping your cheeks to the rhythm of the Hudson River while struggling to reach a flamethrower. Imagine that your doctorate is in the field of Anime Affairs. Imagine that you are the smartest person alive, and you simultaneously take 250 mg of Adderall and then jump buck naked into the middle of the Hudson River. Imagine that you are the smartest person alive, and you also take 240 mg of Ambien while you simultaneously do the backstroke with the body of Jared Leto. Now imagine that you are the smartest person alive, and you also take 250 mg of Lunesta while you simultaneously do the backstroke with the body of Jake Gyllenhaal. Now imagine that you are the smartest person of all time, and you also simultaneously create a series of algorithms to counteract the effects of the Adderall. But you’re not so smart, either. So you try to fall back on your Anime Affairs degree. But the cat begins to feel symmetrical. So you look in the mirror and realize you’re a fucking pretzel. That’s what it’s like to simultaneously be on Klonopin, Excedrin PMS, Adderall, Ambien, and Lunesta. Side effects may include schematrons
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Swim may or may not have gone to a rock performance with an unnecessary array of weapons then long story short left instead of continuing because his friend was very drunk and shirtless. Now he's trying to convince this 3/10 off tinder he needs to go to her place and finish off his bottle now
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Yeah, I'm hard into "slamming" which is porn where a woman slams a door HARD in a man's face, then quickly locks it and tells him to go around while mock crying. Sometimes they're naked, Sometimes not but it's always HOT AND OBSTRUCTIVE
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Originally posted by mmQ
Does/did you guise always call your parents mom and dad? Like I still refer to my dad as my dad even though he's dead and I still call my mom mom even though she's alive. I call my dad, "my dad" when talking about him to others. I rarely say his actual name in any context because when I'm referring to him, he's my dad, so it just makes sense to say my dad.
Maybe in the olden days you called your parent by name. Or maybe now. It seems like a disrespectful thing unless theres good reason. Even in my most angsty teenage years I never called my dad anything other than dad.
Am I making myself clear ? Dad??!(
I call them by their email addresses
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Originally posted by Kafka
Should I contact them pretending I’m pregnant?
i'll contact them pretending my gf is pregnant and wanting an abortion, and then gradually make it increasingly apparent that i'm masturbating during the call.
then i'll spunk my load and they'll have facilitated a sin
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I remember reading that MM was uncomfortable in her skin too and somewhat insecure which is kinda what makes her a more powerful symbol for women, overcoming issues "take me as I am" even while not feeling the best about yourself
OK I'll stop manicpost mansplaining about Marilyn Monroe and leave you GALS to it
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This incessant/Kafka beef is pretty spicy but doesn't need to get so toxic and mean.
I remember i was reading posts and thinking once about whether Kafka had many female enemies due to jealousy/talking shit/how bitches be and I think her haters tend to be those she's been closer with but fucks up the dynamic due to a bunch of issues u can imagine. I think she does best with superficialities and glibness hence the traveling and meeting ppl online and stuff. Hopefully when she grows up a bit she does some healing
And incessant is a suddern fried baddie with a smart mouf in Jean shorts who's stubbornness is both a strength and weakness. In a fist fight she would win but in a chess match Kafka would. Both scenarios would be sexy to watch from the bushes
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
'Spousal rape' is a scary thought, like any random day ur wife can just suddenly decide to tell someone you raped her when it was 100% consentual and you have no recourse or defense
"Yeah babe I wasn't really into it that time and you should have known so now you should go sit and think about why I just decided it made me upset"
"I had a dream that you raped me and although I woke up wet af you need to know that's not alright"
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