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Posts That Were Thanked by mmQ

  1. Originally posted by mmQ Will you tell us the story of your first meeting ever? Do you remember it?

    A young guy (19) who worked for me at my last job asked me to be his sponsor. I didn't know anything about it but ended up going to some meetings...Not 100% they were official AA meetings...NA or some other independent meeting perhaps...anyway we were all sat in a circle (about 15 or so) and they were doing the name thing..he stood up and say "My name is XXXX and my drug of choice is lean"...everyone clapped (except me).

    After he sat down I whispered "what the fuck is lean"...he said "cough medicine"...I laughed.
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers Lol so many responses ITT and I'm not answering any of them HAHA



    Originally posted by fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers yeah wow a fucking fence sitter bet your whole family is Christian

    womp womp
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  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ You ever been any watering holes in KITCHENER, perchance?

    No I have been there tho. I prefer the watering holes in dildo and cum by chance NFLD
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  4. Drinking tequila, topo chico n lime. Holding a dog. About to sing.
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  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Cigreting, you still have sexual thoughts and desires, so why not just cut your useless Lil weiner off and become a eunuch? I read a book called "thr people's act of love" about a Russian Eunuch colony and it would suit you perfectly. You're already emasculated by men, mild, timid and useless to women, it's just a Lil bit of skin hanging there that makes you frustrated and angry. Nip your problem in the bud and get rid of it. Nobody will miss it and you'll be able to slide back and forth on the seat of your crotch rocket much easier. You have literally nothing to lose
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  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting Alot a few yrs ago. Why would you ask

    Oh my god this is the most neutral thing cigreting has ever said about women. Ahha this post is not seething with hatred against the fairer sex. This is the third seal of the apocalypse being broken.
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I don't know what this is supposed to mean. Is it a reference to Family Guy; saying you're uninterested in me taking acid?

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  8. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Car 100%


    Something about being able to literally get bumped on the road and you have a 95% chance of fucking dying turns me off
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  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder if lawn Jerry is friends with garden Jerry. Thàts what I wonder.

    I need to get ON some pillZ. I don't know which ones but something. I've become stagnant and it's just getting too repetitive and mundane.

    Flying penis butt

    What 💊 u stink could help? Flintstones? Water softeners? Lobster fertilization?
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  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Actually ya he totally did that shit
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  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Is your favorite song "galway girl" by Ed Sheeran? Is it cultural appropriation?

    Are u trying to be edgy and imply you're gonna kill yourself? KCL won't do that on its own. Is Mik really a Doc? Do they just let anyone into Irish med school? If so, why don't you go? I spilled Gatorade on my bed, should I clean it or just cover it up? How interested in LGBTQ rights are you? Are you removing your skin? What do you think a nightmare would be like for a turtle? If raccoons roamed around during the day do you think they would be the dominant scavenger? Do you do kegals? Have you ever been in a real physical fight? Did it turn you on? Post a pic ofnyour sisters kid and we will decide if it looks evil or not DORIS
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  12. Originally posted by Sudo Ya I'm feeling pretty shitty today I appreciate you noticing

    fuck you go die in a ditch bastard!
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  13. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    How ugly can you really be, OP? Send me a naked picture to my inbox so I can be the judge
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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yet not one of the 4 black boxes were recovered from the twin towers site. In fact not one of the 8 black boxes from that day was recovered. In fact that day is the 1stvtime in the history of black boxes that any black box was not recovered intact.

    they should make black boxes out of passports
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  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Some

    BAHDY

    Once

    Told

    Me

    That

    Octavian wants to hold me

    He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

    He was

    looking

    kinda gay

    When he chose to run away

    And elope with a boy who gives good head

    Well

    The years start noncin

    Magic Johnson Charles Bronson
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  16. Originally posted by Kafka The thing about meaningful relationships stood out. Would you say your life has no meaning? I think it’s meaningless without other people.

    As I've got older "meaningful" relationships become less and less important, having said that other "older" people will probably say the opposite and that they are more and more important.

    Ultimately it all depends on the individual and their experiences dealing with people...if you've been let down multiple times by multiple people you trusted..then obviously you're going to have a more negative view of the subject.

    I'm at the age and stage now I don't give a fuck about other people except for a tiny few...that's quite the opposite of how I used to be...things started to change to the more negative view around the age of 35-40 or so.

    Again, it's all about the individual and their personal experiences.
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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you met DTE?
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  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Nothing has substance anymore because there's almost no point. Does anyone wanna come do a home invasion with me? Nobody cares? Nice, too bad nobody's got anything tho so it's double pointless and you'll get a decade for fuck all

    So basically just brainstorming is good
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  19. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    That presenter grew way hotter too!
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  20. blaster master victim of incest
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