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How many AA meetings have you been to voluntarily or otherwise?

  1. #1
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Do you love them?
  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    No.
  3. #3
    none of then were for me
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson none of then were for me

    Will you tell us the story of your first meeting ever? Do you remember it?
  5. #5
    It was all too "woe is me" for my taste. A real depressing bunch they are.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by theshroomguy It was all too "woe is me" for my taste. A real depressing bunch they are.

    Answer the poll. How many times. Tell us a story about one of them.
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    Originally posted by mmQ Will you tell us the story of your first meeting ever? Do you remember it?

    A young guy (19) who worked for me at my last job asked me to be his sponsor. I didn't know anything about it but ended up going to some meetings...Not 100% they were official AA meetings...NA or some other independent meeting perhaps...anyway we were all sat in a circle (about 15 or so) and they were doing the name thing..he stood up and say "My name is XXXX and my drug of choice is lean"...everyone clapped (except me).

    After he sat down I whispered "what the fuck is lean"...he said "cough medicine"...I laughed.
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  8. #8
    Incessant African Astronaut
    I'm busy but I will tell me story. it was voluntary but it was also with a motive because I didn't want the judge to make AA part of my probation. So I put myself in before my court date so I would look better. I think it worked because my AA wasn't court mandated and didn't need signatures.
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    Originally posted by Incessant I didn't want the judge to make AA part of my probation.

    It's no big deal if it is...the other person I went with it was part of their probation...the beauty of AA is it's ANONYMOUS...you just go to a few classes, get your sign off sheet signed 3 or 4 times...and then never go again but fake the sign off initials on your sheet. (initials because again..anonymous). The probation officer...if they even look at the sheet don't do shit with it..as they can't...as it's anonymous.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by mmQ Answer the poll. How many times. Tell us a story about one of them.

    Only went to one and there was a guy who kept telling his attempted suicide story at every major meeting and I just don't need that kind of energy in my life. He works for some kind of repair service now but man is that shit depressing.
  11. #11
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    His attempted suicide at every major meeting?

    What's that mean?
  12. #12
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I have never been to an AA meeting because I am not an alcoholic.
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  13. #13
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I have never been to an AA meeting because I am not an alcoholic.

    There are plenty of circumstances where people have attended an AA meeting without being an alcoholic. For example friends or family members of an alcoholic that want to see what a meeting is like.
  14. #14
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I thought I posted ITT but I didn't. The place jigs went sounds better than an NA bit definitely wasn't. I went quite a bit when in house arrest and didn't mind going to get out the house. I even chaired a meeting in prism before which I didn't like doing so much. You take the good with the bad, there are good things about it which have proven success and things which are gay and retarded and I've honestly gone to many meetings were I felt worse after and wanted to do drugs I don't even normally do

    Because of the structure it attracts weirdos and simpletons but its ultimately a positive and useful program which has saved lives. Can't really knock it, it's probably helped more people than UNICEF even if it's kinda dumb at face value
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  15. #15
    Ghost Black Hole
    i have never been addicted to anything
  16. #16
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by mmQ There are plenty of circumstances where people have attended an AA meeting without being an alcoholic. For example friends or family members of an alcoholic that want to see what a meeting is like.

    I don't have any friends or family members who are alcoholic either so there is no chance of me meeting one.
  17. #17
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Incessant I'm busy but I will tell me story. it was voluntary but it was also with a motive because I didn't want the judge to make AA part of my probation. So I put myself in before my court date so I would look better. I think it worked because my AA wasn't court mandated and didn't need signatures.

    Next time you get pulled over drunk just show ur tits
  18. #18
    Bradley Black Hole
    I don't like AA meetings but I do go to them semi regularly, I have had a sponsor but while doing step 4 i refused to tell him about all the crimes and wrongs i've done to others citing my belief in omerta, one guy tried to bully me into doing it so I stopped going, didn't need it to stay sober IMO.
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  19. #19
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I forgot about the 100 meetings in 100 days thing. It seems a little overboard (addictive) to me but hey folks and strokes right? I've probably been to 71 meetings total which isn't even that many really. Probably two of them were not court mandated. I hate most police officers thank you
  20. #20
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ I forgot about the 100 meetings in 100 days thing. It seems a little overboard (addictive) to me but hey folks and strokes right? I've probably been to 71 meetings total which isn't even that many really. Probably two of them were not court mandated. I hate most police officers thank you

    People who need to go to a meeting every single day in order to stay sober aren't really ready to quit anyways.

    AA thinks you should swap ur addiction to booze with addiction to their cult, their cringe little one-liners and regurgitated lines from a poorly written book based on medical understanding of the 1950s
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