Originally posted by Kafka
You’ll never know the pain of being a girl.
You gotta a mustache? 😳
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
You shouldn't strive to be fake, you should strive to be yourself. You'll never be truly happy otherwise.
Fake nails ✔️
Fake eyelashes ✔️
Fake personality ✔️
Fake interests ✔️
Botox ✔️
Hair dye ✔️
Unlimited supply of alcohol ✔️
Unlimited $$ to take trips ✔️
Although on the other hand I’m truly amazed at the lifestyle she’s managed without the hassle of employment
welfare must pay very well in Ireland 🇮🇪
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
You should wash their feet like Jesus
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2022-08-18 at 6:21 PM UTC
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Death Predictions
Originally posted by mmQ
I'll knock your windies in, Levi?
wee bai means wee boy. windys like windows like your eyes are the windows to your soul. it means i'll give you a black eye.
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2022-08-18 at 6:07 PM UTC
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Death Predictions
I swear I don't talk like this, but people in Belfast do
https://voca.ro/1iUqpmtlGNN6
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2022-08-18 at 6 PM UTC
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Death Predictions
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Originally posted by mmQ
It seems most Europeans seem to say the former and it just sort of intrigues me how they refer to a hospital as a proper noun like it's the name of a city or something. I'll be right back mom I have to go to Hospital.
In Belfast they say they need to go to "the royal" or "city hospital" depending on whether you're a protestant or catholic.
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Originally posted by troon
look, that's not how lists work. ask lanny. anyway, careful or he might edit you out, and you'd deserve it.
Well it doesn’t make him twice as nice I can tell you that much. Fuck a list fuck a beat.
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i read that as you were whoring yourself in the toilets, you're so cheap small change was involved, the guy chucked it in the urinal as a degrading tip.
i'm probably being generous myself.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Yeah for sure. It would be EXTREMELY surprising to learn that the most wholesome user here was also a good person in real life. I would assume they're actually to-the-BONE horrible people. I actually assume Candy has been physically, psychologically, and sexually torturing her patients for well over a decade and has done some of the most morbid and sinister acts behind closed doors that this world has ever even glimpsed. I know an act when I see one.
Candy let's it slip sometimes tho. She's like Chrissy Tegan, I remember her singing a boyband song on that LL cool J show all wholesomely come to find out she's cyberbullying teens to kill themselves and whacked on drugs all the time
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Originally posted by frala
Bradley you posted your name twice so you canceled yourself out
look, that's not how lists work. ask lanny. anyway, careful or he might edit you out, and you'd deserve it.
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
If by "get you high" you mean "fix every problem in your life and set you on a path to greatness" the yes. It gets you really fucking high
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2022-08-15 at 7:38 PM UTC
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The blacks are taking over
Did someone call a whaaaambulance?
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STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
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Black Hole
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Originally posted by Sophie
I'll pray for the both of you.
How often do you prey?
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2022-08-14 at 11:49 AM UTC
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adults who drink milk
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
No one gives a fuck what u think u literally are a fuxking child molester that likes to lick dogs assholes and was deported from america.
Your life wouldve been better if you died from SIDS as an infant
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Myself.
Was pretty much just minding my own business drinking Stella Rosa Pineapple wine out of a can when I saw two people on a tandem bike and I said to my friend man I’d never trust Lanny to drive me around on one of those things but that’s when I realized I can’t even walk.
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Originally posted by mmQ
No it was some white teen looked like he was in Jr high
So why was it a BLACK MAN, who seemed to do nothing but scare your jittery arse, but not a WHITE KID who was stealing someone's bike?
Are you a journalist?
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