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Posts That Were Thanked by mmQ

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    There is literally no decent intellectual argument for being "pro life" and whenever someone says they are (rarely because even the retards I converse with have a little sense) I immediately assume they're incapable of making logical decisions based on evidence. I have to imagin3 any "man" who is "pro life" has erectile dysfunction and takes everything Jordan Peterson says as gospel. Just so stupid to Eben be having the debate in the year 2022. Why not make smoking while pregnant illegal? Why not have the government decide when you can masturbate? Why not just have everyone who calls themselves "pro life" look after all the unwanted retarded, drug addicted, cerebral palsy stricken little "miracles?" Fuck is America ever disgusting alot of the time
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  2. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Rape monster if you love your job it's like you're not even working ❤️

    I have never had a job I enjoyed/loved. They have all felt like necessary slogs, just a means to pay bills and survive.

    Anytime anyone asks me what I actually would like to do career wise, I honestly have no fucking idea. Other than dumb retarded obvious answers like play with cats or game all day.
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  3. Originally posted by mmQ I guess that's why I said its a dumb question. You said the that left wing Americans will cry about the genocide of natives but also not give their homes and land to them and it just made me think of right wings that will cry about abortion but also not do anything to support the influx of new unaborted babies that need homes.

    So left wing people are unwilling to accommodate people they claim to support when it leads to personal discomfort, and also right wing people are unwilling to accommodate people they claim to support when it leads to personal discomfort

    It kinda reveals how bullshit all these luxury beliefs are. When you can claim to support stopping abortions because you don't like the idea of vacuuming a sweet innocent babby out of a womb, but you don't have to support that babby when it grows up to be a strong independent bisnessman just like his daddy.

    Or you can import infinte Afghan refugees, who claim to be 12 years old, but you can't cope when they start worshipping Allah and getting angry about not being assigned submissive kaffar blonde Swedish wives even though they're 39 already and long past the age they settled down.

    So you need to have a low tolerance for that shit. It has nothing to do with lefty righty shite.
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  4. Originally posted by Sudo IVE LEARNED SO MUCH FROM THIS THREAD

    Yeah man I hear you because sometimes I just feel like sad because the forum is not inspiring me but then we get a gym like this and damn son if that ain't inspiring I don't know what it is. It just goes to show you the resolve of the modern space wigger and what he's capable of when he wants to make a play.

    Reminds me of another thing last night or well really probably early early morning swim was browsing the NIS and it was just overcome with joy because he saw ghost in the process of a front page flush and if that's not dedication to still be flushing that front page after all these years and still doing it up you can take that to the bank

    It's something marvelous to see and only less than about 1% of people will ever get to see front page actually being flushed it's kind of like in Dennis the menace when they had that rare flower which only opens like I don't know very rarely and literally they saw it happen basically like a sunset or a sunrise but way way more rare

    Have a good example of what I mean is for instance Haley's comet you know what I mean only a few people ever literally will get to see that cuz it's like hella rare and think of all the energy it takes to be moving around like a comet that's power
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  5. Originally posted by Bradley Fuck you faggot who isn't my dad said the 4 year old.

    Fona looked at her like a cuck.

    What can I do to make you happy?

    Pizza! she cried out.

    Fona then proceeds to fish his hard earned limited income card out of his pocket, look up a pizza place, and make an order for 2 overpriced pizzas.

    *No thank you was heard that evening*

    what a life folks

    Fundamentally I know what your saying but Fona makes the big bucks now he could eat pizza every day for his whole entire life and he has a portrait painted of himself on his throne
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  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ You really do just need to appreciate the effort on posts like these. I may still find most of it confusing and schizophrenic but nonetheless I must applaud the effort. Things like these are supposed to be FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!!!


    Thatsvwhy I said bot to lose motivation because I tend to quickly

    I also meant dor me to be complete not for this thread to hr complete. I feel like drawing strings between different points yo get an accurate reading. Man there's a lot to unpack here
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    I have a bunch of people I haven't done yet, I'll update later

    bradley
    The Shapeshifter (4,1). Unstoppable, indestructable, lives only to FUCK and doesn't care what he penetrates. You won't be able to tell he isn't human unless you get close enough, at which point it's too late. Even his penis was crafted to do maximum damage to its target.

    bummy_mofo
    The Hotep (6,5). Heir to a lineage of nigger-God-kings. Will one day unite the tribes of Africa to drive the J'ews out of Jerusalem, where he'll take his rightful throne at what was once the Temple Mount.

    candy
    True Crime Fetishist (6,4). She has a secret shoebox containing correspondence with Ed Kemper and Richard Ramirez. One day she'll collect enough nipples for a belt of her own.

    donttellem
    The Madman (4,4). I honestly don't know what she's talking about most of the time.

    fonaplats
    Baron of the Rats (6,3). Because rats don't have drunk Mexican neighbours, and they don't constantly bitch at you about groceries or auto work or why there's Flex Seal everywhere. When your house floods, there are always friends under the overpass.

    frala
    The Cherubim(2,1). Was once a person, but was forcibly 'ascended' and now only exists to serve Lanny and annoy everyone else.

    jigaboo
    The Program Manager (5,3). Wanted a regular job as a middle-manager, somehow got put in charge of Remote Viewing. One day one of his students let slip that they saw his wife cheating on him and he promptly divorced her. The kids became enamored with the power they had over him and went on to ruin every one of his subsequent marriages. It would later come out that the Remote Viewing project was a total failure and that they had a success rate far lower than they should have through chance alone.

    kafka
    The Joyful Goetist (4,3), The Victorian (3,4). Hedonism and vanity put her in contact with entities who promised 'experience beyond limits' like in Hellraiser, but once she sent them topless photos they never responded to her summons again.

    lanny
    The Azathoth (The Demiurge)(1,1), Gangster Computer God (7,1). Created a world just to spite it, laughs as it tears itself apart again and again. Every now and then he makes an appearance just to turn the screws.

    michael myers
    Organic Robotoid (6,2). Spent years stressing over finding a mate, when he finally did he discovered he didn't actually have the required equipment. He's now much happier underground, trying to repair the machinery that turned Wariat into a rapemonster (not to be confused with rape monster).

    mmq
    Das Katze(5,2). Was forced into a human body against his will; still dreams of leaping through forests and obliterating local wildlife and has a hard time walking on two legs when he wakes up. He no longer knows whether 'dreaming' or being 'awake' is real. Engineered toxoplasmosis (by eating certain kinds of garbage) as punishment for those who did this to him.


    polecat
    The Odomite(5,1). After the cities collapsed, Polecat and his gimp spent their days harvesting cannabis for trade and defending their property with automatic gunfire and threats of extreme sexual trauma. Made a name for themselves abducting former federal employees and subjecting them to unspeakable acts, met their end raiding a FEMA camp to burn their corn syrup stocks.


    roshambo
    The Discordian(4,7). Discovered he was not filled with blood but rather dark matter when Sploogook blasted his head open with a mug after an argument over stolen xanax. From that day he spewed chaos forth through holes he drilled into his mouth, its intoxicating vapors leading to the BLM and Jan 6th riots as well as uncountable street crimes and perversions.


    spectral
    Francis E. Dec (7,7). The only man to understand the Gangster Computer God due to being attacked directly by it, rather than simply being affected by its terrible machinations. He still carries the God's taint, so it's impossible to separate horrible truth from obscene delusion. The harder he fights, the farther his sanity recedes.

    speedy
    The Northwesterner (2,3). Similar to Polecat, he'd already become self-sufficient by the time the cities fell. He wasn't, however, able to maintain his personal oasis without the old supply lines, so he reluctantly joined Polecat and Rick on their fateful FEMA raid, only to abandon them and wander the wastes after witnessing them pin down a security guard and fuck him to death.

    wariat
    The Abandero (7,2). The DEROS (DEtrimental RObotS) are people who lived deep underground, surviving solely on radiation leaking from ancient, unmaintained technology. As a result they're almost immortal but know nothing but sadism and malevolence, and spend their days raping, torturing and resurrecting anyone they can drag down into their caves.

    wellFare
    Radio Slave (6,1). Created solely to harass and foment conflict. Cannot stop until he's told to by the Gangster Computer God, but if he ever does get that order he'll probably ignore it because high-volume shitposting gives him an erection to wag at ladies at the early-bird buffet.
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    a lot of it is niche schizo stuff, it's fun to read about because in most cases they're things that people seriously believed. I recommend listening to some of what Francis E. Dec (bottom right) had to say about the GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD (top right).

    Ong's Hat was a thing back in the 70s and 80s where loads of people would write about a group of physicists who managed to open a door to another dimension, creating so much unfocused lore as to make it seem organic and real
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    actually I think you might be the cat
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  10. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by cigreting You just dont get it fona, and thats ok becausemost men dont know they are being manipulated thanks to the media and society.

    Women "love" opportunistically. She was "miserable" because the guy wasnt providing enough resources and she thinks she could land a better catch, even as a single mom 😂

    These women today have absolutely no self awareness, their ego inflated by attention from males online that only want to pump and dump.

    Do youself a favor and find a younger female with no kids. Look at her mother because thats typically how theyll eventually turn out

    ur a skitzo, women are stupid , they have small brains and are governed by emotions kinda like you



    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny even if he got himself a younger girl theres no guarantee she wont become "miserable" in a few years and start yearning for some other better catch.

    all women are sex workers and those who work for cash will always be better than those who work for non-cash compensations.

    you know you have a good take when a homosexual pedophile agrees with you
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  11. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    The sky is full of butterflies.
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Dont do opiates

    that'd probably just make me want to try them earlier

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  13. Kafka sweaty
    three pubes
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  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Lannys leftist ideology was formed out of allegiance to Ketchup Baroness Theresa Heinz-Kerry and her condiment conglomerate. He takes the "Big Ketchup" side on any issue. To call it an obsession is an understatement. From aligning himself with the bloods to painting every light bulb in his house red, Ketchup is a way of life and Lanny knows no other way now
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  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Any drugs or alcohol involved?

    No I'll probably still a pill and drink a Lil whiskey when they go to bed. My son is walking around with a whole red pepper rn and my stepkid jus puked up some chicken fingers, then I taught him about the word "greed" during timeout and had a self reflective moment at the time about how greedy I am and will probably go to jail again for my greed. My bm is out being a retard so I'm just living da simple life rn. Might convince someone to come over and entertain me but idk
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  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Don't worry about nothing. Stay weird and fucked up and don't worry. If you kill someone you'll be out in a few years anyway
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  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm running so low on condiments it's alarming
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  18. Originally posted by mmQ I'm Albert Cantankerous and you will take me home! 😡 NOW!! 😡

    Ah I had you mixed up with Albert Kaseltzer
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  19. ian_Decent Yung Blood
    Originally posted by aldra was this your name on totse?

    No. I hardly ever actually posted. I mostly just lurked. I can't even remember my username back then, but it almost definitely had "ian" in it somewhere.



    Originally posted by mmQ If you made that video by yourself I am rather impressed. I need to learn how to cool stuff like that.

    Thanks. I did do it all on my own. I mean, I used a lot of free stock footage, and the cartoon guy is just a basic avatar I made with Vroid Studio. But the script and editing was all me. This took me something like 60-80 hours to make btw, but I'm sure I'll get faster with the editing as I get more practice.

    Everything used to make this video was 100% free, so if you do want to learn to create videos it's actually a pretty accessible hobby. I used KDenLive (free software) for video editing, but there's also another free video editing program called Davinci Resolve that's pretty popular.
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  20. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    The world is a weird place
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